Private: Do Ты have the ring?
Skipper: Yes I do
Private: Marlene do Ты have the ring?
Marlene: Yes. . .
Private: Skipper, will Ты take Marlene to be your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to care, to Любовь and to nourish, til death do Ты part?
Skipper: I do.
Private: Marlene, will Ты take Skipper to be your lawfully wedded husband, to hold and to care, to Любовь and to nourish til death do Ты part?
Marlene: I do.
Private: Ты may Kiss the bride.
Skipper and Marlene: *kkkkkkkkkiiiiiiisssss*
12 hours befor wedding. . .
Private: Skipper what are Ты doing?
Skipper: Seeing if I have enough money for a ring....
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