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Shame on you, Skipper.

added by peacebaby7

Source: Google Обои

Ты forgot about Crazy-Pants Tuesdays!!! XD

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Пингвины Мадагаскара

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Penguins_fan and g5556 like this

ILUVKOWALSKI XD How could he forget? Crazy-Pants Tuesday is awesome!! XD

peacebaby7 ^Haha true. XD

ricoiswsome Me in math class next to some freaking idiot.......

peacebaby7 ^XD

Penguins_fan HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (...) #DEAD

xDark_Angelx @ricoiswsome--Oh, I know that feeling!

peacebaby7 @xDark_Angelx: Me, too! I was sat next to my arch enemy for the whole last semester of sophomore year in my Algebra II class . . . but I had a lot of fun making fun of her in my head. XDD

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Kowalski carrying Private

added by eugb

Source: Can't Touch This

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пингвин Towal :D

added by Skipperga1

Source: idk

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Be Prepared! (Sung by Blowhole to the tune of the Lion King song sing by Scar)

posted by _Lexii23_

Dr Blowhole gazed calmly at the moniters. There was nothing, absolutly NOTHING, going on anywhere. He was starting to get bored. He hadn't schemed against the penguins in a while.
He growled and spun towards the lobsters. There was no plan.

Unless...

Yes. He felt it. It stared at the very corner of his mind and crept slowly along until he was consumed by it. A new plan!
"Lobsters!!" He yelled, smiling slyly.

Dr Blowhole: *singing while slowly driving around the crowd of his lobsters*
I know that your levels of thinking,
are as low as the weakest of tides.
But dull as Ты are, pay attention!...

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little пони and Lunicorns Are Made By Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made By Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! или Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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пингвин Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 1st scene

posted by peacebaby7

Flashback: Take 1

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the арахис butte--
Wait! Where's the арахис масло, сливочное масло winkie?"

Rico: "Wasn't me..."

Private: "Rico! Ты have арахис масло, сливочное масло on your chin!"

Rico: "Uuuum...would Ты believe coincidence?"

Private: T_T

Flashback: Take 2

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the арахис масло, сливочное масло winkie...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 3)

posted by burdockburr

Ch. 3
"What did Ты do to Kowalski, Blowhole," Skipper demanded.
"Why don't Ты ask him yourself," the дельфин chuckled as Kowalski stepped out from behind him.
"Kowalski?" Private asked in surprize, "What are Ты doing with Blowhole?"
"You brain-washed him!" Skipper snapped at Blowhole.
"I'm not brain-washed," Kowalski stated, his voice was flat.
"That's just what he wants Ты to think," Skipper сказал(-а) in denial.
"Kowalski's correct Skipper," Blowhole chipped in, "he joined me of his own choice."
Kowalski shot a sharp glance at Blowhole as if intending to say something, but he stayed quiet and...

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Goodbye Private Chapter 7: A Храбрая сердцем Soldier Takes A Stand

posted by legendary7

Private knew what he had to do. He crept forward. Infront of Skipper on the enormous ремень, пояс, пояса were knives. Private ran as fast as he could and jumped to push Skipper off in time to save him, but it was too late to save himself. He was cut and flew into Skipper's direction infront of the leader.
S: "Private! Private, come on, say something!"
The little soldier was motionless. Skipper held him in his flippers tightly. He felt warm liquid running down his chest. It was blood! Nigel raced up.
N: "Oh no, Private boy, please wake up!"
Skipper didn't budge, just cried holding his son tightly. The convare...

Ultimate penguins of madagascar fanfiction

posted by burdockburr

I do not know how long I will be able to keep up this fanfiction, but it's based off of a strange dream I had a couple weeks ago- so enjoy!

Prologue

I yawned as I climbed under the blanket on my постель, кровати and laid down. I had just finished watching a new episode of The Penguins of Madagascar, was a exhausted. Before closing my eyes for sleep, I looked over at my clock for the time.
23:57
Although I knew I was the only one in the house awake, I wasn't surprized the hear noises in the hallway. I assumed it was our beagle, Poppy. It wasn't. I closed my eyes. When I opened them I found three little penguins...

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"Arch Enemy/The Big S.T.A.N.K." Recap

posted by JHNguyen93

Arch Enemy: While testing Kowalski's newest invention, the "Nexto-Skeleton," Dale the улитка approaches the Penguins, seeking revenge against Private for crushing him. That accusation is only reinforced by Private accidentally crushing Dale at every chance he gets to apologize, and by King Julien, who vilified Private in front of all of the zoo animals. Who really crushed Dale? And can Private clear his name?

The Big S.T.A.N.K.: Rico and Skipper accidentally reactivate the S.T.A.N.K. (Super Toxic Aromatically Noxious Kaboom-boom) Project, a stink bomb disguised as a toilet designed to trap Dr....

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Nickelodeon Slime Time Crossover- Penguins Highlight 2

posted by kmbrother

Penguins of Madagascar

“So this is Sunlight Metropolis …” Kowalski looks at the brochure in front of him and see’s a bright happy city. The city didn’t live up to its expectations.

The city was very gloomy. All of its tall buildings were dark and mysterious; it gave off this eerie vibe. The absolute silence didn't help either. The plaza, were the penguins stood, was void of all life. The only thing there was an inn, an item shop, and large bronze doors leading to different districts to the town. The lights of the buildings were off. In the middle of the plaza, a large фонтан stood...

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Give Me a Tight Hug chptr 2: Skilene goes cupid

posted by andresandru

"maybe because we're tied?" Silvia pointed sarcastically, she had a better humor than yesterday

"why, WHY!" Savio shouted, sad

both needed to do their average things- with the other one Далее to them! brush their teeth, eat, even go to the bathroom (dont ask how)

"hmm..." Skipper let out, he used his binoculars to see the both, they hadn't fought in the whole morning, but none had talked to the other, he was hid in the chamilion habitat, kowalski, rico, private, and marlene were there too, marlene, she had sneaked

"kowalski analysis!" Skipper shouted

"If they keep this tipe of comportation, they...

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A little sneak Предварительный просмотр for my (probably) upcoming fanfiction.... ´Broken Soldier´

posted by ladywhiplasher

Private entered the hatch, slowly and cautiously, trying not to make any sound. He didn´t knew what Skipper would do to him if he got caught. Step by step he made his way down the ladder into an unfamiliar dark HQ. Private looked around and startlet. Their Главная had Остаться в живых all of its warmth and comfort. It was almost like, no one would live here anymore, it was just deserted.

Slowly he waddled into the middle of the room, Skipper was no where to be seen. The little пингвин shighed in his thoughts. Since they had left the HQ, he hadn´t seen Skipper anymore. That´s the only reason he returned...

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What do theres names mean?

posted by carsfan

Эй, All! :D

Heres a rabdom though I had one day,I wanted to know what the names of Skipper,Kowalski,Rico,Private,Julien,Maurice and Marlene meant! :D I hope Ты like it. Enjoy! :D
__________________________________________________

Skipper:

S is for Scary

K is for Kinky

I is for Important

P is for Passionate

P is for Pure

E is for Exuberant

R is for Romantic

-- There are 7 letters in your name.
Those 7 letters total to 40
There are 2 vowels and 5 consonants in your name.

What your first name means:English Male Captain.

Your number is: 4

The characteristics of #4 are: A foundation, order, service,...

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Everybody Sing! lyrics

posted by InternetGirl123

Private: Oh dear!

Kowalski: This is weird!

Rico: Hey, I have a beard!

Julien: My Музыка box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!

Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?

Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!

Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!

Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!

Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!

Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!

Kowalski: Do Ты mind? This is science!

Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!

Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-

Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!

Kowalski: Plus Julien's...

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Julien's Ball (Part 2)

posted by juhpink

-Ah, Skipper, I am really sorry.-Private tried to calm down Skipper.
-Too- сказал(-а) Rico.
-Thank you, young Private. I just thought Marlene was not going to choose Julien.
-Skipper,just think: if Ты were invited for a girl and than for another girl, would Ты say that another girl invited Ты for the first one?
-You are right, Private. Why does it hurt me so much?-Look, guys, if we don't go now, maybe we don't get it. Come on.
-You are going to find a girl , Skipper, then Ты invite her and maybe fall in Любовь with her and Ты and Marlene will be Happy forever.
-Private!
-Won't Ты like this?
-I am not...

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The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part 3)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Lol, before we start, have I сказал(-а) that I went to the penguins' habitat to meet my friends, the ninja pins? Oh yeah, I had! Well, I'm going to visit them again with my brand new automatic walker made by Kowalski.

Walking, walking, walking... Lol, yes, were (or I'm) there! Private noticed me come in through the front door, so he decided to secretly put some peanut масло, сливочное масло winkies inside of me. I took a quick glance behind me, and I saw them!

Without any walkers, they stood there like they've saw a ghost. Automatically walked to them.

"Lol hai, Ben," I greeted him.
"I'm gonna tell Ты why do we...

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TBRttMoN: Chapter 3- The Hoboken Ball

posted by Katie_Kat200

....This may be out of character. Again, reviews really help. So... yeah. Catherine really lets it go in this one. I'll leave that for Ты to figure out while Ты read. Again, if this is out of character, please tell. Yet again, reviews really help :)

The bus had dropped them off a little ways from the Hoboken Zoo. It was a little off from the actual zoo so they had some walking to do. Finally, they had reached their destination.

The group stood outside of the Hoboken Zoo. In the center of the entire zoo, the party was probably going on. If anything, Hans was in there, probably getting drunk...

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It. Chapter 9: Kiss me fat boy!!

posted by 67Dodge

"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the Животные A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," сказал(-а) Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with Животные whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with Животные whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list,...

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The Easter Egg

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Note: I usually wouldn't bother to post an Статья that's so short, but seeing as tomorrow is Easter, I thought it might be fun to post the 200-word double-drabble I wrote on Easter last year. I hope you'll enjoy it, and if you've read it before, feel free to enjoy it again.

63.) April 4, 2010: "The Easter Egg"

"Eh, would Ты mind telling me what kind of bird laid this fancy-looking egg?" Julien asked as he walked into the penguins' HQ, carrying a blue egg with green stripes and red polka dots. "Or have the sky spirits finally rewarded me with J.J. II?"

"Hey, that's mine," Skipper stated as he...

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The Hidden (Chapter VI - Hypnotized)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. Ты might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of Болталка things he got from his habitat. He сказал(-а) it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting секунда place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, или third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...