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Ways to tick off a PJ fan.

This is my list, what’s yours?

1/ When Ты see a group of PJ Фан talking ‘bout him, pretend to Присоединиться them and say: “Oh, Ты guys talk ‘bout Peter Jackson, the director of King Kong and LOTR? Oh…oh, I so Любовь him!”

2/ Ask your PJ fanboy/girl friend which Greek god he/she hates most (4 example, Poseidon), then say: “Oh, oh, there’s a small blue trident above your head. Mr.P’s your daddy!! He’s claimed you!!!”

3/ Tell him/her that Ты heard Kronos speaking in your dreams and he asked Ты to kill all demigods (fake или real) Ты know.

4/Tell them that HP...

sigh....BIGIST DISAPPOINTMENT OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(for people that did not read the Книги and liked the movie i hope for your sake that it was because it was entertaining not because it was good)

let me tell Ты how it all happened.i was on my way to the Фильмы to see it and just as i was puling up into the parking lot i finished the last book.i walk inside and was telling myself that this was going to be the best movie ever....I WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!i sat down and watched it and when it was over i was so depressed that i tried to convince myself that it was...

This Monday (Feb 22) I finally had the chance to go see Logan Lerman as Percy Jackson. Based on the novel by Rick Riordan, the movie follows Percy, son of Poisidon (god of the sea) on his quest to save his mother, and the rest of the world for that matter. With only his old friend Grover, who happens to be half goat, and Annabeth, beautiful and powerful daughter of Athena, he sets out to find three pearls, and ultimatly, the underworld. Blah blah blah. Those of Ты who haven't seen the movie, i wont give any еще away. Those of Ты who have, Ты will be bored if i continue. So, onto my general...

3rd POV
The man had never felt еще terrified than when he saw the mysterious teen.
The teen had blood-red eyes and black hair. His clothes were soaked with crimson red blood, still warm and damp, as if he had died a секунда before from blood loss. He also had a familiar celestial bronze dagger, also covered in blood.
Her dagger, covered in her blood.
The man closes his eyes and takes a deep breath.
“Remember me? I haven’t seen Ты since Ты were twelve! I remember that Ты thought Ты had gone crazy! Too bad Ты were right.”
The man looks up in fear.
Dry lightning cracks across the sky.
Those...

Who am I?

Summary: 20: Sometimes, Ты are not sure if this life's worth it; but, then again, it's only sometimes.
...

"Is—is that you?" her voice cracks and Ты nod feebly.

"Yeah, it's me."

She turns away, tears in her eyes, head in hands.

You reach out your arm and try to pat her back. She steps back, eyes wide and nervous, avoiding your touch.

"Go," she hisses suddenly, tears streaking down her face, hands now clenched at her sides.

You are confused, but say nothing.

"C'mon, please, —" Ты start, but she interrupts you.

"No." She's pleading with you, and looks so hurt and alone, all Ты wish to...

For days I tried to travel. I started putting Nico on my back, (I was a ridable tiger at the time, duh!) but he kept sliding off. The hours of walking turned into days, and the days turned into weeks. Since I had no Еда I had to eat stuff from garbage cans. And the Еда Nico had in his bag I already had gobbled up, plus I could hardly ever even get to a garbage can because in every city there were mobs of police cars and people following me. Honlestly, I was on the Переместить everywhere. Since I was a giant animal, lots of people woud freekout when they saw me. So I started hunting mice (yes, mice....

First, let me explain that i just started Чтение the Книги July First. i did not see the movie before i read the books(thank the gods). after i read the first book and started the секунда i bought the movie and watched it. After the first few scenes i started thinking.. what the hell is this?
Let me name everything wrong about that movie.
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TWELVE
Annabeth's supposed to be blonde and have curly hair.
Chiron's supposed to be a white horse.
Percy doesn't wake up in the infirmary, and Grover is not there at first.
The first scene with the pool didnt even exist in the book.
Percy...