Picks Избранное Chuck Norris Fact? Part 1
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When the boogey man goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard there is only another fist.
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When he does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep he waits.
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