in the last story Cream was transported after her bowling ball hit the pins and was confused where she was. now she'll be trying to find a way back to her world and having fun whie she can.
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Cream: ok Skitty, ready to go? Skitty: yes. you'll have to travel through a forest to reach gravel city. Cream: good. Skitty: now then, before we go do Ты have everything Ты need? Cream: i think so. they leave for the forest.
Cream: what a pretty forest. Skitty: yeah. it's always lovely here. Cream: i hope i can see my Друзья again. Skitty: Ты will. i'm sure of it. Cream: if i find a Pokemon, i'll catch it.
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Skitty: yeah. Cream: ah ah. Skitty: oh boy. Cream: ahchoo. Cream sneezes on Skitty. Skitty: hey! Cream: sorry, sniffle. i have bad alergies when i go in a forest. Skitty: just don't sneeze on me. Cream: ok. sniffle. oh, what's that? Skitty: umm... i think that's a Shinx.
Cream: really? it's cute. ahchoo. Shinx: oh! Cream:
no. don't run away. Awww. Skitty: i think your sneeze scared it off. Cream: oh dear. Skitty: we'll find it again. Cream: sure. ahchoo. oh boy. sniffle. Skitty: oh! Cream: sorry. it's my alergies. Skitty: did Ты get tissues?
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Cream: um....oh no, i didn't. Skitty: ok. we'll have to use something then. Cream: oh! there's Shinx. Skitty: wait. your nose! Cream runs after Shinx. Skitty: oh boy. Shinx: ( oh boy. her nose is running)
Cream: come here. i want to catch you. Shinx: try me then. Skitty: i'll help you. Cream takes out a Pokeball
and throws at him. Shinx: Ты have a lot to learn he
сказал(-а) hitting it back. Skitty: Ты have to battle him Cream. Cream: oh, she сказал(-а) with mucus running from her nose. will Ты help me?
Skitty: of course. Cream is unaware that her nose is running. Shinx: if Ты want to fight me the clean your
nose rabbit. Cream: huh? oh dear, i forgot about my
nose. she takes Skitty's scarf and blows her nose in it. Cream: sorry Skitty. it's the only thing i can use right now. Skitty:it's fine. now lets capture him. Cream cleans off Skitty's scarf and puts it back on her.
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Cream: hey! he used my runnynose as a diversion to escape. Skitty: so it appears. Cream: awww not fair! Ты come back here. Shinx: ( ha. just try and me) Skitty: here. just hang onto my scarf in case Ты need it again. Cream: are Ты sure? Skitty: yes. besides, it might get used again very soon.
Cream: now where is he? Skitty: sniffle. sniffle. Cream: aw not Ты too. this scarf is going to become a snot rag soon she сказал(-а) putting on Skitty's nose.
Skitty: yeah. your probably right. Skitty gives a light blow into it. Cream: Skitty, do Ты know where to locate Shinx? Skitty: i'm working on it. she sniffs the ground. he's this way. Cream follows while putting the damp scarf in her pocket. Skitty: he's around here somewhere.
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Cream: but i don't see him. Skitty: i can smell him though. Cream: wait. i hear something. the sound of rustling is heard by Cream and Skitty. Cream's nose starts running again. Cream: what's that noise? Skitty: oh! Cream: what is it? Skitty: he's pleasuring himself. Cream: oh my! i can't capture him like that. Skitty: oh my.
Shinx: oh this feels so good. i just hope that rabbit doesn't notice. Cream: oh i already did she whispered. sniffle. Skitty: shall we pounce him? Shinx shoots the moon all over the bush. Cream: oh my! he really shot that far? Skitty: are Ты done yet? Shix: oh! oh my! he blushes. Cream: wow. Ты coated the bush. Shinx: Ты weren't supposed to see that. Cream: i'm gonna capture Ты Shinx. Shinx: if Ты want me on your team then try. Cream: oh this is my first battle ever. Skitty use Ice beam. Skitty fires a Ice beam at Shinx. Shinx dodges it and fires a spark.
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Cream: Skitty use tackle. Skitty runs and hits Shinx only to be shocked. Skitty: ouch. Shinx: that was my electric body. he tries to bite Skitty with thunder fang. Cream: ahchoo. Skitty, use iron tail to deflect it. Skitty's tail glows silver and she absorbs the thunder fang.
Shinx: no way out now. he hits Skitty with headbutt. Cream: oh boy. sniffle. ( my nose is running again) Shinx tries to use Thunderbolt. Cream: Skitty, copy
that move. Skitty fires a Thunderbolt as well collding with Shinx's attack making sparks. Cream: what can we do? she сказал(-а) taking out Skitty's damp scarf from her pocket.
Skitty: i'm not sure. Shinx: ( i've got it!) he runs but jumps up. Cream: oh. Skitty run under him and use Ice beam. ahchoo
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Skitty runs underneath and shoots a cold blast of ice on Shinx's belly. Shinx: oh boy that's cold. Cream dabs her nose with the small scarf. Shinx: brrrr. i can't give in though. Shinx aims and uses Spark. Cream: Skitty jump and use Ice beam again. Skitty jump and attacks but misses.
Shinx: time to end this. he сказал(-а) panting. Cream: hang on Skitty. i know how to beat him now. ahchoo. еще mucus runs from her nose. Shinx runs at Skitty with headbutt. Cream: Skitty, jump off that дерево and use Iron tail. Skitty waits for the moment. Shinx draws closer. Cream: now. Skitty runs towards the дерево jumps off it. Shinx tries one еще time with thunder fang but gets hit with Iron tail. Shinx faints. Cream: Ты won Skitty. sniffle.
Skitty: yay. Cream takes out a great ball. go Great ball. the Great ball spins and flies through the air and hits Shinx while Cream blows her nose in Skitty's damp scarf again. shake once shake twice shake three shake four, click. Cream: yay. she walks over and picks up the ball. Cream: yeah. yay. i caught a Shinx!
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later....... Cream: alright. i have a new friend she сказал(-а) cleaning Skitty's scarf. Shinx: that was great. Skitty: my scarf makes a great makeshift tissue too. and yes. that was a good battle for Ты considering it was your very first one. Cream: yes. ok, here Ты go Skitty. all nice and clean. ah ah. Skitty: oh no. Shinx: her alergies again. we'er still in the forest after all.
Cream: naw. i'm fine. Skitty: good. if Ты need to use my scarf, don't be shy about asking me. Shinx: looks like she may sneeze again. Cream puts Skitty's scarf over her nose to stop the sneeze. Skitty: aww. Ты just got it clean. Cream: sorry. ahchoooo. Skitty: um... why don't Ты hang onto that till we get out of the forest? Cream: thanks Skitty. Cream blows her nose yet again into the small scarf. Cream cleans it off again. Skitty:we'll be out soon. then we just need to пересекать, крест a medow and we'll be in Gravel city.
and so Cream captures her секунда Pokemon ever while also having a alergie attack but gets a Shinx for it in the process. what will she do when she gets to Gravel city? stay tuned to find out
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Cream: ok Skitty, ready to go? Skitty: yes. you'll have to travel through a forest to reach gravel city. Cream: good. Skitty: now then, before we go do Ты have everything Ты need? Cream: i think so. they leave for the forest.
Cream: what a pretty forest. Skitty: yeah. it's always lovely here. Cream: i hope i can see my Друзья again. Skitty: Ты will. i'm sure of it. Cream: if i find a Pokemon, i'll catch it.
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Skitty: yeah. Cream: ah ah. Skitty: oh boy. Cream: ahchoo. Cream sneezes on Skitty. Skitty: hey! Cream: sorry, sniffle. i have bad alergies when i go in a forest. Skitty: just don't sneeze on me. Cream: ok. sniffle. oh, what's that? Skitty: umm... i think that's a Shinx.
Cream: really? it's cute. ahchoo. Shinx: oh! Cream:
no. don't run away. Awww. Skitty: i think your sneeze scared it off. Cream: oh dear. Skitty: we'll find it again. Cream: sure. ahchoo. oh boy. sniffle. Skitty: oh! Cream: sorry. it's my alergies. Skitty: did Ты get tissues?
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Cream: um....oh no, i didn't. Skitty: ok. we'll have to use something then. Cream: oh! there's Shinx. Skitty: wait. your nose! Cream runs after Shinx. Skitty: oh boy. Shinx: ( oh boy. her nose is running)
Cream: come here. i want to catch you. Shinx: try me then. Skitty: i'll help you. Cream takes out a Pokeball
and throws at him. Shinx: Ты have a lot to learn he
сказал(-а) hitting it back. Skitty: Ты have to battle him Cream. Cream: oh, she сказал(-а) with mucus running from her nose. will Ты help me?
Skitty: of course. Cream is unaware that her nose is running. Shinx: if Ты want to fight me the clean your
nose rabbit. Cream: huh? oh dear, i forgot about my
nose. she takes Skitty's scarf and blows her nose in it. Cream: sorry Skitty. it's the only thing i can use right now. Skitty:it's fine. now lets capture him. Cream cleans off Skitty's scarf and puts it back on her.
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Cream: hey! he used my runnynose as a diversion to escape. Skitty: so it appears. Cream: awww not fair! Ты come back here. Shinx: ( ha. just try and me) Skitty: here. just hang onto my scarf in case Ты need it again. Cream: are Ты sure? Skitty: yes. besides, it might get used again very soon.
Cream: now where is he? Skitty: sniffle. sniffle. Cream: aw not Ты too. this scarf is going to become a snot rag soon she сказал(-а) putting on Skitty's nose.
Skitty: yeah. your probably right. Skitty gives a light blow into it. Cream: Skitty, do Ты know where to locate Shinx? Skitty: i'm working on it. she sniffs the ground. he's this way. Cream follows while putting the damp scarf in her pocket. Skitty: he's around here somewhere.
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Cream: but i don't see him. Skitty: i can smell him though. Cream: wait. i hear something. the sound of rustling is heard by Cream and Skitty. Cream's nose starts running again. Cream: what's that noise? Skitty: oh! Cream: what is it? Skitty: he's pleasuring himself. Cream: oh my! i can't capture him like that. Skitty: oh my.
Shinx: oh this feels so good. i just hope that rabbit doesn't notice. Cream: oh i already did she whispered. sniffle. Skitty: shall we pounce him? Shinx shoots the moon all over the bush. Cream: oh my! he really shot that far? Skitty: are Ты done yet? Shix: oh! oh my! he blushes. Cream: wow. Ты coated the bush. Shinx: Ты weren't supposed to see that. Cream: i'm gonna capture Ты Shinx. Shinx: if Ты want me on your team then try. Cream: oh this is my first battle ever. Skitty use Ice beam. Skitty fires a Ice beam at Shinx. Shinx dodges it and fires a spark.
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Cream: Skitty use tackle. Skitty runs and hits Shinx only to be shocked. Skitty: ouch. Shinx: that was my electric body. he tries to bite Skitty with thunder fang. Cream: ahchoo. Skitty, use iron tail to deflect it. Skitty's tail glows silver and she absorbs the thunder fang.
Shinx: no way out now. he hits Skitty with headbutt. Cream: oh boy. sniffle. ( my nose is running again) Shinx tries to use Thunderbolt. Cream: Skitty, copy
that move. Skitty fires a Thunderbolt as well collding with Shinx's attack making sparks. Cream: what can we do? she сказал(-а) taking out Skitty's damp scarf from her pocket.
Skitty: i'm not sure. Shinx: ( i've got it!) he runs but jumps up. Cream: oh. Skitty run under him and use Ice beam. ahchoo
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Skitty runs underneath and shoots a cold blast of ice on Shinx's belly. Shinx: oh boy that's cold. Cream dabs her nose with the small scarf. Shinx: brrrr. i can't give in though. Shinx aims and uses Spark. Cream: Skitty jump and use Ice beam again. Skitty jump and attacks but misses.
Shinx: time to end this. he сказал(-а) panting. Cream: hang on Skitty. i know how to beat him now. ahchoo. еще mucus runs from her nose. Shinx runs at Skitty with headbutt. Cream: Skitty, jump off that дерево and use Iron tail. Skitty waits for the moment. Shinx draws closer. Cream: now. Skitty runs towards the дерево jumps off it. Shinx tries one еще time with thunder fang but gets hit with Iron tail. Shinx faints. Cream: Ты won Skitty. sniffle.
Skitty: yay. Cream takes out a great ball. go Great ball. the Great ball spins and flies through the air and hits Shinx while Cream blows her nose in Skitty's damp scarf again. shake once shake twice shake three shake four, click. Cream: yay. she walks over and picks up the ball. Cream: yeah. yay. i caught a Shinx!
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later....... Cream: alright. i have a new friend she сказал(-а) cleaning Skitty's scarf. Shinx: that was great. Skitty: my scarf makes a great makeshift tissue too. and yes. that was a good battle for Ты considering it was your very first one. Cream: yes. ok, here Ты go Skitty. all nice and clean. ah ah. Skitty: oh no. Shinx: her alergies again. we'er still in the forest after all.
Cream: naw. i'm fine. Skitty: good. if Ты need to use my scarf, don't be shy about asking me. Shinx: looks like she may sneeze again. Cream puts Skitty's scarf over her nose to stop the sneeze. Skitty: aww. Ты just got it clean. Cream: sorry. ahchoooo. Skitty: um... why don't Ты hang onto that till we get out of the forest? Cream: thanks Skitty. Cream blows her nose yet again into the small scarf. Cream cleans it off again. Skitty:we'll be out soon. then we just need to пересекать, крест a medow and we'll be in Gravel city.
and so Cream captures her секунда Pokemon ever while also having a alergie attack but gets a Shinx for it in the process. what will she do when she gets to Gravel city? stay tuned to find out
So? Is this funny?
