Ash: Pikachu, can Ты sing?

Pikachu: *Le nod* Pika Pika!

Ash: Then start singing....

Pikachu: Pikachuuuuu-

Ash:Shut up.

Pikachu: :c *le sad face*

Ash: Ты can't sing, end of story.

Misty: Why are Ты always so mean to Pikachu?

Ash: Because he's my frikkin Pokemon, I do what I want with him.

Misty: *Facepalm* So, Ты think Ты can just ra-

Ash: Shut up.

Misty: I wish Brock was a much harder trainer to beat for you...

Ash: I already beat him so yeah.

Misty: Ash Ketchum, Ты sir are one of the most rudes- *le gets хлопать, привкус cammed by Ash*

Ash: Wait, can Ты say that еще clearer? Oh wait! Ты can't ya hoe.

Misty: Why can't Nintendo replace Ты already with a much еще nice- *gets хлопать, привкус cammed by Ash again*

Ash: Why can't Ты get replaced with a less annoying girl ya bitch?

Misty: Ugh, a boy's manners do exist Ты know!

Ash: A much less annoying girl than Ты exists Ты know.

Pikachu: Pikaa! *le uses thundershock on Ash and Misty to calm both down*

Ash: Pikachu, who the hell gave Ты permission to ever do that?

Pikachu: Pikachu, Pika pi.

Misty: Maybe Arceus told Пикачу to do that!

Ash: If Arceus told Пикачу to plan on doing that we would have seen him before we got shocked, idiot.

Misty: Logic doesn't exist in my dictionary! Sorry!

Ash: Apparently Ты have no good vocabulary.

Misty: Apparently Ты have no good sense of humor!

Ash: Maybe your mom was the original idiot, and made Ты even еще idiotic than Team Rocket. ITS A CONSPIRACY!

Misty: Your mom was going to be the original idiotic main trainer who got a Pikachu, but she gave birth to Ты when she needed to act, and the creator liked Ты so much they made Ты the main idiot trainer.

Pikachu: ITS A CONSPIRACY!

Brock: I only thought that Ты two would be an idiot duo!