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That night was not the best night of my life. I had a nightmare. I was in Lucky’s house, looking around, and I saw Lucky, with an evil look in his eyes.
    “Lucky?” I сказал(-а) a little worried. Lucky walked closer, his eyes bright red.
    “You’ve made me mad, Cookie,” he said. “And now Ты must pay the price.”
    “How? What did I do?” I asked him. Lucky didn’t say anything. All of a sudden, he started getting bigger and bigger, looking like a giant werewolf from those old Фильмы Ты see on TV. His мех started getting...

The Еда was quite good at Lucky’s place. We cooked some спагетти and meatballs. We made a giant plate of it and started sharing it with each other. I’m surprised to say that Lucky is a great cook. He should work at a restaurant!     Actually, speaking of which, he told me that he did have a job as a cook once as Papa Pizzaroni’s, but he got fired because he was late once too often. He told me that he told his boss several times to change his hours so he could sleep more, but Papa Pizzaroni wouldn’t listen apparently. Oh well, sucks to be him.
    While...

“Mom!” I yelled at the вверх of my lungs.
    Apparently Lucky heard me and he ran inside as fast as he could.
    “Cookie, what’s wrong?” he asked in a panic.
    “My mom’s having a сердце attack!” I yelled.
    “Oh crap! Call an ambulance!”
    I ran as fast as I could all around the house searching for a phone. Any phone.
    “Phone, phone, there’s got to be a phone somewhere,” I сказал(-а) to myself.
    I looked in Mom and Dad’s room. FINALLY!...

It continued to laugh while I watched in confusion. This is too weird, what is this… thing doing in my house? What’s happened t-

“Your disbelief is understandable, my boy, and stop addressing me as a thing. It’s rather rude.” сказал(-а) the beast. D-… did he just- “Yes, I can read your mind. First rule of my little world of the dream is that no secrets are to be kept from me. So don’t go having any thoughts you'd regret me knowing, because I’m aware of any and all of the things on your little mind.” It tapped my nose with its paw and began to laugh again, albeit a bit еще contentedly....

In the kitchen, Rebound had knocked over a near-empty glass of jelly, and was licking at the mess, cautiously. I was in absolute shock at the sight. “R-… Rebound… What did Ты DO?” I stammered. “Weeeeeell, I saw Ты and кекс talking to each other and I got really bored and then my stomach growled and I Любовь Любовь Любовь арахис масло, сливочное масло so I came inside looking for some and I sniffed around and I didn’t smell any then I remembered how much I also like желе so I looked in the fridge and found it and I tried to get it down but it fell and the jar broke but it’s still good Ты just...

The Еда was quite good at Lucky’s place. We cooked some спагетти and meatballs. We made a giant plate of it and started sharing it with each other. We even had that Lady and the Tramp moment I swear to god! It was beautiful. By then, me and Lucky stared into each other’s eyes. Lucky stared into mine, I stared into his. It was some weird connection that we started having lately. I think it means we were meant for each other или something.
    Lucky moved in closer to my face. I opened my mouth and shut my eyes. Lucky put his lips to mine and we kissed like never before....

About twenty минуты later, I walked out of the principle’s office. She told me that if I ever did it again, I would have lunch detention for the Далее two weeks!!
“She can’t do that,” I сказал(-а) to my conscience.
“Actually, she can,” my conscience replied back.
“How?” I asked.
“She just can. She’s the principal. Principles can do pretty much whatever they want.”
“That’s stupid,” I replied. Oh well. I better learn to control myself for now on, no matter what.
“What if Lucky does something cute?” I asked my conscience.
“Just act like it was normal and he did it with...

After about one and a half hours of losing my virginity, we were finally whopped. We laid Далее to each other, side by side.
    “Lucky,” I said.
    “Yeah?” he asked.
    “That…was…awesome,” I told him.
    “You weren’t so bad yourself,” he сказал(-а) to me.
    Suddenly, something struck me that should’ve struck me earlier.
    “Lucky…” I started to say.
    “Yeah?” he asked.
    “Were we…you know…“protected”...

“What the hell!?” I exclaimed.
    “Pretty weird huh?” he asked.
    “Pretty…weird? That’s my mom on there! This has got to be a sick joke!”
    “Woah, woah Cookie calm down,” Lucky said.
    “No Lucky, I won’t calm down. That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen! People will make fun of me for the rest of my life!”
    “Well, not everybody.”
    “A good portion.”
    “Look, I don’t see how-”
    “People...