Elizabeth Bennet

*Six hours no longer seems like a long time.

*You begin to wonder why all Фильмы are not six episodes long.

*You have memorized where the commercial breaks come as well as the order of the commercials in each break.

*You watch the movie all the way through non-stop - then rewind it and start all over again.

*The movie just keeps on getting better every time Ты watch it.

*On a Последнее visit to a local lake, Ты were inspired to dive in and go swimming fully clothed.

*Your relatives and Друзья no longer think that Ты are strange for asking them to call Ты "Lizzy".

*You sing along with the...

from the Huffington Post:

I've published twenty Книги in genres from memoir to mystery but I never thought of doing an Austen mashup until I read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

While I enjoyed Zombies at first because it was surprising and funny, eventually it started to feel like a one-note protest against all the decorous PBS Austen series and all the die-hard Austen Фаны around the world. Dude, forget carriages and bonnets, gimme brains!

Zombies reads like graffiti, which can be ugly или beautiful depending on your point of view. Ты see that трещина, сплит on amazon.com, where half the reviewers give...