Ты might be a redneck if
еще than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
Ты think the stock market has a fence around it.
Ты think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever Остаться в живых a loved one to kudzu.
Your лодка has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills еще than three dogs.
Your coffee таблица used to be a telephone cable spool.
Ты keep a can of Raid on the кухня table.
You've ever used a toilet сиденье, место, сиденья as a picture frame.
Your Главная has еще miles on it than your car.
еще than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
Ты think the stock market has a fence around it.
Ты think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever Остаться в живых a loved one to kudzu.
Your лодка has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills еще than three dogs.
Your coffee таблица used to be a telephone cable spool.
Ты keep a can of Raid on the кухня table.
You've ever used a toilet сиденье, место, сиденья as a picture frame.
Your Главная has еще miles on it than your car.