Richard

Richard Hammond, Ты are a bloody сердце breaker. I have a crush on you, bigger, it seems, than anybody else's. вверх Gear, Blast Lab (despite it being rather boring), anything, if you're on it, I'll watch it. The way Ты have such enthusiasm for everything, the way Ты explode into a fit of physics, the way your caravans explode into a fit of burning plastic, it makes me smile. If Ты came up to me, the first thing I'd do is run your wife down with your Harley (best dream EVER), hold Ты close, and Kiss Ты within an inch of your life. Then I'd treat Ты to a rubbish and soppy film at the Odeon, share попкорн with you, then take Ты to, I dunno, Giraffe, order a таблица by the window, and declare my undying Любовь for you. And tell your wife to rest in peace. Kinda. Then I'd take Ты home, Kiss Ты еще and take it from there...

This was all dreamed up in maths, and it cost me a detention, but hey, half-feeling your lips was great! Любовь Ты Hamster!