Kat-Chan (trans. The Darkness' Crush) is a virtual pop star. She has entered our world as we are entering hers.
--Fake Anamanaguchi :P

LYRICS:
(Intro)
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(Verse 1)
Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
Ты can call me Kat-Chan
Brown hair, blue eyes
Hiding in your WiFi
Open secrets
Anyone can find me
Hear your music
Running through my mind
(Chorus)
I'm thinking Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
oo-ee-oo
I'm thinking Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
oo-ee-oo
I'm thinking Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
oo-ee-oo
I'm thinking Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
oo-ee-oo
(Mid-Chorus)
I'm on вверх of the world
Because of you
All I wanted to do
Is follow you
I'll keep Пение along
With all of Ты
I'll keep Пение along
(Chorus)
I'm thinking Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
oo-ee-oo
I'm thinking Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
oo-ee-oo
I'm thinking Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
oo-ee-oo
I'm thinking Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
oo-ee-oo
(Verse 2)
Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
What's it like to be you?
20, 20
Looking in the rearview
Play me, break me
Make me feel like Superman
Ты can do anything Ты want
(Bridge)
I'm on вверх of the world because of you
All I wanted to do is follow you
I'll keep Пение along
With all of you
I'll keep Пение along
I'm on вверх of the world because of you
I do nothing that they could never do
I'll keep playing along with all of you
I'll keep playing along
(Chorus)
I'm thinking Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
oo-ee-oo
I'm thinking Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
oo-ee-oo
I'm thinking Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
oo-ee-oo
I'm thinking Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
oo-ee-oo
(Dance memes)
(It all glitches out, oops)