This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: *singing* Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up еще stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw Ты enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are Ты doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws Фан into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions, I bring to Ты Goldhoof

Starring

Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса as Apples Galore
Big Macintosh as Goldhoof
Applebloom as Bloom
Pinkie Pie as P
Spike as S
A korean пони as Wierdjob
Fenix Lighter as himself, just like every other pony. NOW LETS START THIS

The beginning takes place at a hotel in Las Pegasus

Con: Hello Fenix.
Fenix: Con, how are you?
Con: Very well. What did Ты want to Показать me?
Fenix: I want Ты to look at that red пони over there *points at Goldhoof*
Con: What about him?
Fenix: That's Goldhoof, he is obsessed with gold, and doesn't like losing. Looks like he's taking another пони to the cleaners.
Con: Has he ever Остаться в живых before?
Fenix: Never.
Con: Sounds like he's cheating then.
Goldhoof: Alright lets do this.
Gambliing pony: Best two out of three?
Goldhoof: Eeyup *shuffles cards*
Con: I think somepony is feeding him information.
Fenix: What makes Ты say that?
Con: A filly with binoculars *walks away*

After leaving his best friend Con makes his way into the same room that the filly is in.

Con: Shouldn't Ты be learning how to not cheat?
Bloom: No I'm learning how to get paid for cheating.
Con: *pulls Bloom away from window* Your too young to do anything with gambling.
Wierdjob: *knocks Con out*

When Con wakes up he finds Bloom laying in a bed. She is completely covered in gold, and is dead.

Con: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO THIS TO A FILLY?!!?

The Далее день Con returned to the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Did Ты enjoy your vacation?
Con: Yes, I even saw Fenix.
P: What did he have to say?
Con: He told me about somepony named Goldhoof. He killed a filly by turning her into gold.
P: Well that's interesting, because I have an assignment for Ты to find Goldhoof. I want Ты to find out on what he's doing, and if he is a danger to us или not. S here will Показать Ты your weapons, gadgets, and car.
Con: Car?
S: That's right. Follow me.

S then takes Con into a room with gadgets being tested.

Con: What's under the tarp?
S: Your car. *pulls tarp* An Aston Maretin DP5
Con: What can it do?
S: I installed some devices on here. One of them Ты can use to change the license plate in case Ты get out of an epic car chase. *changes license plate*
Con: Interesting, what about attacking?
S: The only thing close enough for attacking are the oil slicks.
Con: *looks inside car* What button do I press?
S: Easy! Ты almost pushed the ejector button.
Con: Oh.
S: This also has a radar, and speaking of radar I have a device that will track Ты down on our radars. One big one, and a small one.
Con: Cool. Anything else?
S: Your usual M1911, but the clip is modified to hold 23 bullets.
Con: How many clips do I get?
S: Five *gives stuff to Con* Goldhoof will be heading to a golf course by the neighagra falls. Ты will find a grey unicorn as your caddy.
Con: 0008 I gotta go *leaves for golf course*

Ты all know how golf works, but that doesn't mean they'll play by the rules. или will they?

It's time to start the golf match. But Ты must wait!

Con: Hello Goldhoof
Goldhoof: Con, nice to meet you.
0008: Hi Con.
Con: Where is your caddy?
Goldhoof: I'm not sure.
Wierdjob: *arrives scaring Con big time*
Goldhoof: lol, Ты must excuse wierdjob. He doesn't talk, and does wierd jobs for me.
Con: I noticed.

The match starts, and things get wierd towards the 12th hole.

Goldhoof: *hits golf ball*
Con: Looks like it landed in the rough.
Goldhoof: Damnit

They check to see where it landed.

Con: If Ты can't find it, then you'll have a 1 stroke penalty
Goldhoof: What?! That aint fair!
Con: We're doing a parody of a movie of course it isn't fair!
Goldhoof: *ragequits*
0008: Too easy
Con: Yeah for you.

After leaving the golf course Con sets one of the radar devices into Goldhoof's car. Con then checks his radar. He follows him, not aware of a another пони following him.

Goldhoof: *hears noise* What's that noise?
Wierdjob: I don't know
Goldhoof: You're not supposed to talk! *stops car*
Con: *stops car*
Lyra: *grabs rifle*
Goldhoof: What is this thing? *throws tracker away*
Lyra: *shoots at Con, and misses*
Con: ...
Lyra: *drives away*

Lyra was chasing Con again, and as a result Con flattened Lyra's tires.

Lyra: You've gotta be kidding me!
Con: Wow a double blow out. How rare.
Lyra: The side of my car is also scratched.
Con: Shouldn't have tried to ram me.

Con then offers Lyra a ride to a service station further down the road.

Con: Why were Ты following me?
Lyra: I noticed Ты were trying to follow Goldhoof.
Con: Do Ты work for him?
Lyra: That isn't your business.
Con: It became my business when I saw a filly he killed.
Lyra: Bloom?
Con: Yes.
Lyra: Ok I'll tell Ты everything Ты need to know.

By the time Lyra tells Con everything they get to the service station. Con continues leaving Lyra.

Several hours later Con got toward a factory owned by Goldhoof.

Con: *notices korean ponies driving trucks*
korean пони 56: follow him
Con: *floors it*
korean пони 34: Good thing Wierdjob is with us
Wierdjob: *knods head* Why am i not allowed to talk?
korean пони 34: *hits wierdjob with shovel* that's why!
Con: *activates oil slick*
korean пони 56: *spins out of control off a cliff*
korean пони 35: *blocks road*
Con: *drives in ditch*
Wierdjob: *jumps out of truck*
Con: *runs off*
Korean пони 54: STOP!
Wierdjob: *takes off hat*
Con: *Watches with confusion*
Korean пони 54: Run off and Ты die from this hat.
Con: and if I stay?
Korean пони 54: We kidnap Ты

The koreans towed Con's car out of the ditch, and made him get in, following the other trucks.

Korean пони 48: We will turn left here.
Con: Right. *turns right*
Korean пони 48: *pulls out pistol*
Con: *activates ejector seat*
other koreans: *shoot with SMG's*
Wierdjob: *pushes korean пони 34 out of driver seat*
korean пони 67: *shoots Con in shoulder*
Con: *drives into Стена knocked out*

20 минуты later Con wakes up to find himself laying on a таблица with Goldhoof standing by him

Goldhoof: First Ты beat me at golf, then Ты try to intrude on my factory
Con: I'm sorry. NOT!
Goldhoof: Sarcasm sucks.
Con: Do Ты expect me to talk?
Goldhoof: No Mr. Mane I expect Ты to die *activates laser*
Korean пони 44: *plays dramatic music*
Goldhoof: This laser will slowly cut Ты to death.
Con: You're not even going to interrogate me?
Goldhoof: What could C.I.E possibly know about what I'm up to?
Con: Operation Homerun
Goldhoof: LOL two words Mr. Mane. Nothing important to you!
Con: Can Ты afford to take that chance?!
Goldhoof: Turn it off
korean пони 44: *turns laser off with the ending of music*
Goldhoof: You're quite right Mr. Mane, you're worth еще to me alive
Korean пони 44: *shoots Con with tranquiliser*

After the effects of the tranquilizer wear off Con finds himself on a plane.

Con: Who are you?
mare: My name is Apples Galore
Con: *looks around* Is this a dream?
AG: No. Ты are flying towards Sweet яблоко Acres.
Con: What for?
AG: We are stealing all the Золото from the largest Золото depository.
Con: Ponyville?
Goldhoof: Eeyup. Ты are going to be my prisoner/assistant.
Con: What am I helping Ты with?
Goldhoof: You'll know when the time comes.

The plane lands at the ponyville airport, and Goldhoof takes his "guests" to sweet яблоко acres in a station wagon. WOW

Goldhoof: Lets get your pilots set Apples.
Apples: Get to your airplanes!
pilots: *take off performing tricks*
Con: They're good
Apples: They should be, Ah trained them.
pilot 1: drop the gas!
pilots: *drop gas*

After dropping gas in Ponyville, all the ponies fell asleep. They would remain so for 6 hours. When all the ponies fell asleep, it looked bad. Cars crashed into each other with some of them on their sides, while other ponies fell off balconies, and died.

Korean пони 67: Эй, I know you.
Con: Yeah, Ты shot me.
Goldhoof: Allright. Ah would like to thank y'all for coming here.
9 resident stallions: your welcome.
Goldhoof: Now to Показать Ты my plan. *shows model of fort corn*
Mr. Olos: What is this?
Goldhoof: This is fort corn. Sort of named after Unicorns.
Mr. Sir Evans: What do Ты tend to do?
Goldhoof: Steal all the Золото of course.
Mr. Olos: Of course.
Goldhoof: What do Ты mean by that?
Mr. Olos: Ты are a redneck trying to steal gold.
Goldhoof: And after that I blow the fort up.
Mr. Smith: What? Are Ты insane?
Goldhoof: This is a bomb made by koreans, and it will contaminate the Золото so it will be mine, and mine only!
Mr. Olos: This is crazy, I don't want any part of this.
Con: *writes letter*
Goldhoof: Ok, where do Ты live?
Mr: Olos: Fillydelphia.
Goldhoof: Wierdjob, take Mr. Olos to the trainstation so he can go to Fillydelphia.
Con: *folds letter putting mini tracker in it*
Goldhoof: Take the series 65, and make sure Ты get the job done.
Wierdjob: *knods head*
Con: *places letter in Mr Olos' shirt*
Goldhoof: Now, lets go steal some gold!

Later in another part of Ponyville

Fenix: Thanks for the coffee.
Waitress: Your welcome, that'll be 1 bit.
Fenix: No problem *pays for coffee with tip*
Shredder: Why am i here again?
Fenix: We need to help Con in case he's been kidnapped by Goldhoof.
Shredder: He's a unicorn, if he gets into any trouble he can use magic to escape.
Fenix: Then they shoot him before he leaves. He probably has his location marked on the radar. *walks to car*
Shredder: What is this?
Fenix: A Dodge Alicorn with spy equipment.
Wierdjob: *drives past Fenix*
Shredder: He must have past us.
Fenix: Lets go then *follows radar*
Mr. Olos: Эй, the trainstation is that way.
Korean пони 63: This is a quick route
Shredder: He might be in a car on this highway
Fenix: He could be.

But Con was in a stolen troop truck heading into Fort Corn. The пони on Fenix's radar was heading to a scrapyard. He was tied to the chair, and couldn't get out. Wierdjob was going to crush the car.

Mr Olos: Ты can't do this! Whatever Ты have planned will fail!
korean пони 63: *shoots Mr, Olos*
Wierdjob: *crushes car*
Shredder: The dot disappeared.
Fenix: That's not like Con at all. We better check fort corn.
Wierdjob: *passes Fenix on other side of road*
Korean пони 63: Why are the remains of the Coltillac behind our truck?
Wierdjob: *shrugs*

Back at Fort кукуруза

Goldhoof: Get the bomb set up at the bottom of the fort, and have Con handcuffed to it.
Korean пони 41: Yes sir.
Con: You're an жопа, попка Ты know that?
Wierdjob: *shows up*
Korean пони 63: The job is done.
Goldhoof: Why did Ты bring the rest of the car here?
Korean пони 63: We have no idea.
Fenix: Oh boy. Goldhoof is already there. They're holding Con hostage.
Shredder: Let's kill them then.
Fenix: I have a plan *drives backwards doing a burnout*
Goldhoof: What the hay?
Ponyville soldiers: *wake up*
Sgt. Sprinkles: We have intruders!
Korean пони 41: Переместить
Con: Oh kay >:(
korean ponies: *shoot soldiers*
soldiers: *shoot koreans*
Fenix: M.I.3 let me pass!
Sgt. Sprinkles: Sure
Shredder: I'm with him.

Con was taken into the basement where the bomb was only to find Wierdjob.

Con: Oh great
Korean пони 41: *cuffs Con to bomb* Ты two enjoy yourselves now.
Wierdjob: *hits Con*
Con: *uses magic to get rid of hoofcuffs*
Wierdjob: *hits Con, and pushes him to floor*
Con: *looks at timer, 60 секунды left*
Wierdjob: *throws hat*
Con: *dodges then grabs hat*
Wierdjob: *moves to right*
Con: *throws hat, and misses, hitting a fence*
Wierdjob: *walks toward hat*
Con: *electrifies fence*
Wierdjob: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Fenix: Con!
Con: Which wire do I cut?!
Fenix: The right one!
Con: *cuts wire on right defusing bomb*
Fenix: Ach, that was close.
Con: Too close
Fenix: Yeah. I got Ты a flight to Canterlot. When Princess Celestia invites Ты to lunch, Ты can't say no.

After the fight in Fort Corn, all the korean ponies were either executed или sent to jail.
Con was in the plane when this happened.

Apples: Did y'all miss me?
Con: Very. Where were you?
Apples: Thinking about you.
Goldhoof: Ты miss her, but not me?
Con: Ты tried to kill me, of course I don't miss you.
Goldhoof: You've interfeared with mah plans for the last time Mr. Mane!
Con: Be careful pointing Оружие in an airplane. It's not smart.
Goldhoof: Watch me *shoots gun*

At that moment the bullet from Goldhoof's gun richoceted all over the plane then breaking a window.

Goldhoof: OH NO!!
Con: I warned you!
Goldhoof: *falls out window*

The airplane then went flying out of control, then Con, and Apples Galore jumped out with a parachute.

Fenix: OMC CON!!
Apples: M.I.3 is worried about us.
Con: This is no time to be rescued *kisses Apples Galore*

The End