This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was at Sweet яблоко Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out for me.
Big Macintosh: Eenope.
Applejack: Beg your pardon?
Big Macintosh: That's too many trees for Ты to handle.
Applejack: Okay, you're making it sound like I'm having sex with them.
Big Macintosh: It ain't my fault. I'm just Чтение my script.
Applejack: Then fuck the script, and fuck you. I am going to get all of the apples off of those trees!

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
радуга Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Эй, Fluttershy, Ты smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Ты are my best friends.

Meanwhile in the middle of Pornstarville, a herd of cows were running towards it. In other words, they were a stampede.

радуга Dash: *Sees the cows* Stampede!!
Ponies: *Running away*
Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing rapidly* I don't know what a stampede is, but it sounds wunderbar. *Sees the cows, and looks at her car*

Pinkie Pie: Nein! Don't go anywhere towards my automobile! It's brand new!
Applejack: *Running toward the cows, and ties a rope around it's neck*
Cow: *Runs too fast, and dies*
Cows: *Stop running, and look at the dead cow*
Cow 35: Well, I'm out of here. *Puts on a hat, and smokes a cigar as it walks out of Pornstarville*
Cows: *Leave Pornstarville*

Later, they decided to hold a ceremony for Applejack, because she saved everyone's lives.... Apparently.

Mayor Mare: Alright everyone, today we will give яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса this trophy. It's really big, and has to be put into a wagon so that she can pull it.
Ponies: Yay!
Applejack: *Feeling tired, as she gets her trophy* Hey, *Looks at herself in a reflection* I sure do look funny.
Twilight: *With радуга Dash, and Rarity* Yo, what da fuq is wrong with dat bitch?
радуга Dash: She looks tired.
Rarity: Perhaps she doesn't masturbate enough.
радуга Dash & Twilight: *Glare at Rarity* no.

Later on Applejack's farm

Applejack: *Kicking the trees, but is losing energy from being tired*
Twilight: *Arrives* Эй, Applejack.

Applejack: *Looks away nervously*
Twilight: What da fuq is wrong wid Ты man?
Applejack: First off, I ain't a man, and second, nothing is wrong with me.
Twilight: Bullshit. Ты high on drugs, или somethin'?
Applejack: No, that's what you're supposed to do. Not me.
Twilight: Man what da fuq is dat supposed to mean man?!
Applejack: Yer a nigger, figure it out.
Twilight: Oh, Ты did not just go there!!
Applejack: I believe I did.
Twilight: Man, I don't have to fuck around with you. I'm gonna throw Spike in front of a moving truck. *Walks away*
Applejack: I feel sorry for anyone that has to deal with that purple asshole.

Meanwhile in Sugarcube Corner.

Applejack: Pinkie Pie, what are we making today?
Pinkie Pie: Today, we are going to make a special recipe from my country called Шоколад cupcakes.
Applejack: America came up with it first.
Pinkie Pie: No, we germans invented chocolate. If it weren't for us, Ты wouldn't have your Шоколад cupcakes.
Applejack: That's where you're wrong. The Aztecs came up with it.
Pinkie Pie: What are those?
Applejack: I don't know, some country in South America that got destroyed over two hundred years ago. It was before the revolutionary war, so I don't give a shit.
Pinkie Pie: Let's get started on our Шоколад cupcakes.
Applejack: What do Ты need me to do?
Pinkie Pie: I need Ты to...
Applejack: *Falling asleep, and starts mixing Болталка ingredients, with a flower, dirt, and part of her hat*

Later


Twilight: *Arrives with Spike at a hospital* Man, I don't even wanna be here.
Nurse Redheart: Twilight, thank goodness Ты came.
Twilight: How da fuq did Ты know my name?! I believe we never met before!
Nurse Redheart: Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Twilight: Who is- *Sees Pinkie Pie* Oh right, dat розовый German. *Walks to Pinkie Pie* Alright man, what happened?
Pinkie Pie: яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса fell asleep on zhe job, and ruined everyzhing. Other zhen zhat, I know nothing!
Twilight: I believe Ты man. *Walks away, and looks at Nurse Redheart* And what's your name?
Nurse Redheart: Nurse Redheart.
Twilight: Right, I'll remember dat. *Leaves the hospital* Bye Nurse Redfart.
Nurse Redheart: *Farts* Well, that was ironic.

Back at Sweet яблоко Acres, which isn't sweet anymore due to яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса being an insomniac.

Applejack: *Tries to buck an appletree, but falls down, and sleeps*
Twilight: *Arrives* Man wut da fuq is wrong wid u?
Applejack: *Sleeping*
Twilight: She can't hear me. This gives me, an idea. *Has her horn glowing while she performs a spell*

Two hours later.

Applejack: *Wakes up, and finds herself tied to a chair* Hey, what's the meaning of this?! *Somehow manages to stand up, run backwards, and break the chair, allowing her to get loose* Back to work. *Goes to the яблоко trees, but sees that all of the apples are gone* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: *Selling the apples* Yes. I am making a shitload of money, from stolen apples.
Ponies: Cool, these apples are stolen, I'll pay $300 for two green apples.

Ending theme: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End