Song: link
Saten Twist: *Holding a chainsaw* Look what I got.
Master Sword: Don't bother us Saten!!!!
Tom: Yeah, let the cool guys do this. We don't like you.
Saten Twist: Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Screwball: That's not good. Anyways, I'm Screwball, from The Adventures of радуга Dash. I am your hostess. The back to back episodes of The Adventures of радуга Dash will begin now.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of радуга Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, радуга Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 6
The Discord Express
Karl, and Kyle are driving a train towards Discord's base of operations in Ponyville. On the train was a load of weapons, bombs, and anything deadly.
Two other stallions were watching the train go by in their cars. Their names were Knucklehead, and Hungry
Hungry: Hey, ummm, that's the Discord Express.
Knucklehead: Yeah. Duuh, I wonder where it's going.
Hungry: Ah, who knows?
радуга Dash: *Flies by*
Pinkie Pie: *Following радуга Dash*
Hungry: Эй, look, it's Pinkie Pie, and радуга Dash.
Knucklehead: I wonder what they're doin.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees train* Dashie, look!
радуга Dash: That's the train we need to stop. The Discord Express may have loads of weapons for that crazy villain, but when we get on board, it won't make it to it's destination.
Karl: I wanna blow the whistle!
Kyle: No, I'm doing it!! *Blows whistle* Now Ты shovel the coal! *Gives shovel to Karl*
The two stallions were too busy arguing to even notice that радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie got on board the train.
радуга Dash: Plan A, we uncouple the freight cars from the engine, and the weapons don't get to Discord's base.
Pinkie Pie: Where's the coupling?
радуга Dash: Allow me. *Goes to coupling, and uncouples freight cars from engine* Hasta la vista Karl, and Kyle.
Pinkie Pie: Ja, Auf Wiedersehen.
Karl: *Fighting with Kyle* I got to blow the whistle, so it's only fair that Ты shovel coal!
Kyle: No way. You're younger, so you're stronger!
Karl: Ugh, fine. *Looks back* Wait a minute! Our train is missing!!
Kyle: Well, that ain't good! Go back!
Karl: You're the engineer!
Kyle: Oh, right. *Applies brakes, and drives backwards*
Pinkie Pie: They're coming back.
радуга Dash: *Sees switch* Not if I can help it. *Puts switch to other track*
Karl: *Drives pass the train*
Kyle: We've been switched onto another track!
Karl: Drive forward, and switch the track so that we go towards that train!
Kyle: *drives forward*
Meanwhile, with Hungry, and Knucklehead.
Knucklehead: *Driving car by train tracks* Hey, this bridge is out!
Hungry: And the tracks go to Discord's base.
Knucklehead: We gots to warn радуга Dash! *Drives to the train*
Hungry: *Follows*
At the train
радуга Dash: You'll have to go through us if Ты wanna take this train to Discord's base.
Karl: Bring it!
Pinkie Pie: *Playing Бэтмен Музыка from the 60's*
Kyle: *Grabs shovel*
радуга Dash: *Kicks Karl*
Kyle: *Swings shovel at Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Kyle*
OOF
Karl: *Grabs coal*
радуга Dash: *Kicks Karl*
Karl: *Falls on ground*
SPLAT
Pinkie Pie: *Climbs down from engine*
Karl: *About to перфоратор, удар, пунш Pinkie Pie*
радуга Dash: *Blows steam from train into Karl's face*
Karl: *Punches himself*
OUCH
Kyle: *Punches радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: Oh! *Falls on floor*
Kyle: *Kicks радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Grabs Kyle, and slams him into wall*
KA-BLAM
Knucklehead, and Hungry arrive, and accidentally run into the train causing it to Переместить by itself.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, wait for me!
Karl: No, wait for me!!
Hungry: Wait for us!
Knucklehead: Yeah, we'll help Ты stop the train радуга Dash!
Pinkie Pie: *Hops into Hungry's car* Floor it!
Hungry & Knucklehead: *Drives towards train*
Karl: What about me?!
Kyle: Well, we're both on a moving train.
радуга Dash: And it's moving by itself.
Kyle: Towards Ponyville. If Discord can't have the weapons, then everypony may die.
радуга Dash: I won't allow it! *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: Whoa! *Nearly falls off engine*
радуга Dash: *Kicks Kyle*
Kyle: *Dragging along ground from train* AHH!!
радуга Dash: I gotta destroy this thing before it reaches Ponyville. *Flies towards freight car*
Kyle: *Climbing back onto train* I'll make this thing go faster! *Makes train go faster*
радуга Dash: *Sees bomb* If I can detonate this in time, the train will blow up before it reaches Ponyville. *Sets bomb to go off in one minute*
News Pony: This just in, a train loaded with explosives is heading towards Ponyville.
Ponies: Oh no!! *Running around*
Knucklehead: *Driving by engine*
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps onto train* Guten tag.
Kyle: Oh great. Ты again.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. *Pushes Kyle off train, then applies brakes*
радуга Dash: *Returns to engine* Pinkie, make that thing head away from Ponyville, then get out quickly!
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Makes train go forward, and jumps out*
Karl: NOOO!
Kyle: Discord is not going to be happy with this!
The train exploded, and fortunately, nopony was hurt.
Colgate: Ponyville is saved. радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved us all!
Ponies: Hooray!!
Karl: Umm..
Kyle: ... I guess it's too late for sorry?
Police: *Arrive*
радуга Dash: Arrest these two for attempting to kill an entire town of innocent ponies.
Police: RIght away Miss. радуга Dash.
Karl, and Kyle were arrested. The день was saved once again. Thanks to радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie, as well as two other ponies that were stupid, but very brave.
The End
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Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of радуга Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, радуга Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 7
Pinkie Gets Jealous
So it's a nice день in all of Equestria. Soarin was flying toward the ground, and landed at Sweet яблоко Acres. He was looking вперед to having one of Applejack's famous яблоко pies. But all of a sudden, somepony hit the back of his head with a frying pan.
A few минуты later, радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie were walking by Sweet яблоко Acres. Then, they heard somepony shouting for help.
радуга Dash: Do Ты hear that?
Pinkie Pie: Hmmm. Let me take a минута to hear the sound that Ты are talking about. *Grabs binoculars, and looks around*
радуга Dash: Pinkie, that doesn't help Ты hear, that helps Ты see. *Takes binoculars away*
Pinkie Pie: What?! I can't hear you!!
радуга Dash: Okay, never mind. *Gives binoculars back to Pinkie Pie*
????: HELP!!
радуга Dash: I heard it again. It sounds like it's coming from... *Pointing at Sweet яблоко Acres* There! *Flies to S.A.A*
Pinkie Pie: *Following*
Karl: *Making fire* We'll have a roasted wonderbolt for dessert.
Soarin: I don't wanna be roasted! I don't even like smores!
Kyle: Neither do we, but we're roasting Ты over this огонь anyway.
радуга Dash: *Arrives* Not on my watch!
Karl: You're not even wearing a watch.
радуга Dash: *Looks at watch drawn on her front leg* Yes I am. I had this thing ever since the episode Party Of One.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, leave the fourth Стена breaking to me.
радуга Dash: Release Soarin, или else.
Kyle: Ты can't do anything. We're tougher than you, and-
радуга Dash: *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: OW! Okay, we surrender. Take Soarin!
радуга Dash: *Unties Soarin, and leaves with him as well as Pinkie Pie*
Karl: Discord will not be happy about this!
After Soarin was rescued, he went with радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube Corner.
Soarin: Thank Ты for saving me.
радуга Dash: No problem. It's what I do best. They don't call me the element of loyalty for nothing.
Soarin: They should call Ты beautiful, because Ты are beautiful. No doubt about it.
радуга Dash: *Blushing* Ты really think I'm beautiful?
Soarin: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, what about me?
Soarin: What about you?
Pinkie Pie: If it weren't for me, Dashie wouldn't have saved you.
Soarin: I saw the entire thing. Ты didn't do anything to help her.
радуга Dash: Ah, it's okay. She's very helpful in most of the battles I get against Discord.
Pinkie Pie: Most of the battles? MOST?! What happened to all of them?
радуга Dash: Can Ты excuse me for a moment?
Soarin: Sure. *Goes outside*
радуга Dash: Pinkie, what is wrong with you? Why are Ты Актёрское искусство like an attention... Forget it.
Pinkie Pie: What do Ты mean forget it?
радуга Dash: If you're gonna be jealous of Soarin, I'll fight Discord with him instead of you.
Pinkie Pie: *Banging on ground* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! We work together! It says so in the opening credits!
радуга Dash: Yeah, well not anymore. *Leaves Sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: WHYY?! To think that this would happen to me, of all ponies.
Meanwhile, at Discord's base of operations.
Discord: *Looking at радуга Dash, and Soarin through perescope* Well then. It seems that Pinkie Pie has been replaced by somepony else.
Screwball: Who is радуга Dash working with now?
Discord: It appears to be. *Sees Soarin* WHAT?! I thought Karl, and Kyle kidnapped Soarin, and burned him with fire! How is he still alive? *Hits button* Karl, Kyle, get over here now!
Karl & Kyle: *Arrive* What do Ты want sir?
Discord: Soarin has not been set on fire, and killed. Why is that?
Karl: It's funny Ты should mention that. We were going to kill him, but...
Kyle: радуга Dash defeated us, and rescured Soarin.
Discord: Well, this is unnacceptable! Kidnap him again, and make sure he gets set on fire, and killed!
Karl: Okay.
радуга Dash, and Soarin were at Dash's cloudhouse. They were looking around the house, when they realized it was going towards the ground.
Soarin: *Looks down* Unicorns!
радуга Dash: *Sees Karl, and Kyle* What do they want?
Karl: *Uses magic to put Soarin in a bag*
радуга Dash: Leave him alone! *Punches Karl*
Karl: One перфоратор, удар, пунш ain't going to work this time.
Kyle: *Hits радуга Dash in the head with metal pipe*
радуга Dash: *Knocked out*
Soarin: Help!!
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: *Hears cry for help* That sounds like Soarin again. Why should I help him after he took Dashie away from me? Wait a minute, Dashie! She's with Soarin. I have to make sure she's okay! *Runs to where she heard the shout for help*
радуга Dash: *Waking up* What happened? *Feels head* Ow.. So much pain.
Pinkie Pie: Dashie, are Ты okay?
радуга Dash: I think so. Kyle hit my head with a metal pipe, and I blacked out. They took Soarin.
Pinkie Pie: Well, let's get him.
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: Ah, excellent. Ты captured Soarin. Now, *Starts огонь in the middle of the floor* It's nothing personal wonderbolt. It's just business.
Karl: *Gets Soarin tied to a long metal stick*
Kyle: *Puts metal stick over fire* Roasting a wonderbolt again.
Karl: This time, we'll really roast him.
радуга Dash: *Barges in room* Not on my watch!
Discord: Ты know what to do.
Pinkie Pie: Fight time! *Playing 60's Бэтмен Музыка on radio*
Karl: *Grabs chair*
радуга Dash: *Kicks chair from Kark*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Screwball*
BIFF!
Kyle: *Kicks Pinkie Pie onto ground*
OUCH!
радуга Dash: *Grabs metal rod* Эй, Kyle, let's see how Ты like getting hit with a metal rod! *Hits Kyle's head with a metal rod*
REVENGE!
Pinkie Pie: *Gets back up, and punches Kyle*
Болталка WORDS APPEARING FROM NOWHERE!
радуга Dash: Keep fighting them, I'm gonna save Soarin.
Discord: Oh no Ты don't. *Pushes радуга Dash away from Soarin*
радуга Dash: *Kicks Discord*
Discord: *Falls while accidentally setting Soarin free*
Soarin: Yes! *Flies away*
радуга Dash: Your plan failed Discord.
Karl, Kyle, and Screwball: We surrender!
Discord: Don't surrender.
Pinkie Pie: *Pointing party пушка at Discord's sidekicks*
Discord: On секунда thought, surrender.
радуга Dash: Now, why were Ты trying to kill Soarin?
Discord: Because he's a wonderbolt, and I know how much Ты like The Wonderbolts.
радуга Dash: Well that's not nice. What have I ever done to you?
Discord: Besides being cooler, and beating me in every battle we have?
радуга Dash: Yeah!
Discord: Ummm. I don't know. It's just that you're кулер, охладитель than me, and Ты always beat me in every battle we have.
радуга Dash: And let's keep it that way. *Knocks out Discord* Come on Pinkie Pie.
Both ponies got out of Discord's base of operations with their heads held high.
Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry for being jealous about Soarin. He was giving Ты all of those compliments, and he didn't say anything nice about me.
радуга Dash: It's okay Pinkie. If that ever happens again, I'll make sure Ты get some of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: SOME of the credit?
радуга Dash: Well it's better than none of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you're right.
The End
Saten Twist: *Holding a chainsaw* Look what I got.
Master Sword: Don't bother us Saten!!!!
Tom: Yeah, let the cool guys do this. We don't like you.
Saten Twist: Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Screwball: That's not good. Anyways, I'm Screwball, from The Adventures of радуга Dash. I am your hostess. The back to back episodes of The Adventures of радуга Dash will begin now.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of радуга Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, радуга Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 6
The Discord Express
Karl, and Kyle are driving a train towards Discord's base of operations in Ponyville. On the train was a load of weapons, bombs, and anything deadly.
Two other stallions were watching the train go by in their cars. Their names were Knucklehead, and Hungry
Hungry: Hey, ummm, that's the Discord Express.
Knucklehead: Yeah. Duuh, I wonder where it's going.
Hungry: Ah, who knows?
радуга Dash: *Flies by*
Pinkie Pie: *Following радуга Dash*
Hungry: Эй, look, it's Pinkie Pie, and радуга Dash.
Knucklehead: I wonder what they're doin.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees train* Dashie, look!
радуга Dash: That's the train we need to stop. The Discord Express may have loads of weapons for that crazy villain, but when we get on board, it won't make it to it's destination.
Karl: I wanna blow the whistle!
Kyle: No, I'm doing it!! *Blows whistle* Now Ты shovel the coal! *Gives shovel to Karl*
The two stallions were too busy arguing to even notice that радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie got on board the train.
радуга Dash: Plan A, we uncouple the freight cars from the engine, and the weapons don't get to Discord's base.
Pinkie Pie: Where's the coupling?
радуга Dash: Allow me. *Goes to coupling, and uncouples freight cars from engine* Hasta la vista Karl, and Kyle.
Pinkie Pie: Ja, Auf Wiedersehen.
Karl: *Fighting with Kyle* I got to blow the whistle, so it's only fair that Ты shovel coal!
Kyle: No way. You're younger, so you're stronger!
Karl: Ugh, fine. *Looks back* Wait a minute! Our train is missing!!
Kyle: Well, that ain't good! Go back!
Karl: You're the engineer!
Kyle: Oh, right. *Applies brakes, and drives backwards*
Pinkie Pie: They're coming back.
радуга Dash: *Sees switch* Not if I can help it. *Puts switch to other track*
Karl: *Drives pass the train*
Kyle: We've been switched onto another track!
Karl: Drive forward, and switch the track so that we go towards that train!
Kyle: *drives forward*
Meanwhile, with Hungry, and Knucklehead.
Knucklehead: *Driving car by train tracks* Hey, this bridge is out!
Hungry: And the tracks go to Discord's base.
Knucklehead: We gots to warn радуга Dash! *Drives to the train*
Hungry: *Follows*
At the train
радуга Dash: You'll have to go through us if Ты wanna take this train to Discord's base.
Karl: Bring it!
Pinkie Pie: *Playing Бэтмен Музыка from the 60's*
Kyle: *Grabs shovel*
радуга Dash: *Kicks Karl*
Kyle: *Swings shovel at Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Kyle*
OOF
Karl: *Grabs coal*
радуга Dash: *Kicks Karl*
Karl: *Falls on ground*
SPLAT
Pinkie Pie: *Climbs down from engine*
Karl: *About to перфоратор, удар, пунш Pinkie Pie*
радуга Dash: *Blows steam from train into Karl's face*
Karl: *Punches himself*
OUCH
Kyle: *Punches радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: Oh! *Falls on floor*
Kyle: *Kicks радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Grabs Kyle, and slams him into wall*
KA-BLAM
Knucklehead, and Hungry arrive, and accidentally run into the train causing it to Переместить by itself.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, wait for me!
Karl: No, wait for me!!
Hungry: Wait for us!
Knucklehead: Yeah, we'll help Ты stop the train радуга Dash!
Pinkie Pie: *Hops into Hungry's car* Floor it!
Hungry & Knucklehead: *Drives towards train*
Karl: What about me?!
Kyle: Well, we're both on a moving train.
радуга Dash: And it's moving by itself.
Kyle: Towards Ponyville. If Discord can't have the weapons, then everypony may die.
радуга Dash: I won't allow it! *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: Whoa! *Nearly falls off engine*
радуга Dash: *Kicks Kyle*
Kyle: *Dragging along ground from train* AHH!!
радуга Dash: I gotta destroy this thing before it reaches Ponyville. *Flies towards freight car*
Kyle: *Climbing back onto train* I'll make this thing go faster! *Makes train go faster*
радуга Dash: *Sees bomb* If I can detonate this in time, the train will blow up before it reaches Ponyville. *Sets bomb to go off in one minute*
News Pony: This just in, a train loaded with explosives is heading towards Ponyville.
Ponies: Oh no!! *Running around*
Knucklehead: *Driving by engine*
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps onto train* Guten tag.
Kyle: Oh great. Ты again.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. *Pushes Kyle off train, then applies brakes*
радуга Dash: *Returns to engine* Pinkie, make that thing head away from Ponyville, then get out quickly!
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Makes train go forward, and jumps out*
Karl: NOOO!
Kyle: Discord is not going to be happy with this!
The train exploded, and fortunately, nopony was hurt.
Colgate: Ponyville is saved. радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved us all!
Ponies: Hooray!!
Karl: Umm..
Kyle: ... I guess it's too late for sorry?
Police: *Arrive*
радуга Dash: Arrest these two for attempting to kill an entire town of innocent ponies.
Police: RIght away Miss. радуга Dash.
Karl, and Kyle were arrested. The день was saved once again. Thanks to радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie, as well as two other ponies that were stupid, but very brave.
The End
---
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of радуга Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, радуга Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 7
Pinkie Gets Jealous
So it's a nice день in all of Equestria. Soarin was flying toward the ground, and landed at Sweet яблоко Acres. He was looking вперед to having one of Applejack's famous яблоко pies. But all of a sudden, somepony hit the back of his head with a frying pan.
A few минуты later, радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie were walking by Sweet яблоко Acres. Then, they heard somepony shouting for help.
радуга Dash: Do Ты hear that?
Pinkie Pie: Hmmm. Let me take a минута to hear the sound that Ты are talking about. *Grabs binoculars, and looks around*
радуга Dash: Pinkie, that doesn't help Ты hear, that helps Ты see. *Takes binoculars away*
Pinkie Pie: What?! I can't hear you!!
радуга Dash: Okay, never mind. *Gives binoculars back to Pinkie Pie*
????: HELP!!
радуга Dash: I heard it again. It sounds like it's coming from... *Pointing at Sweet яблоко Acres* There! *Flies to S.A.A*
Pinkie Pie: *Following*
Karl: *Making fire* We'll have a roasted wonderbolt for dessert.
Soarin: I don't wanna be roasted! I don't even like smores!
Kyle: Neither do we, but we're roasting Ты over this огонь anyway.
радуга Dash: *Arrives* Not on my watch!
Karl: You're not even wearing a watch.
радуга Dash: *Looks at watch drawn on her front leg* Yes I am. I had this thing ever since the episode Party Of One.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, leave the fourth Стена breaking to me.
радуга Dash: Release Soarin, или else.
Kyle: Ты can't do anything. We're tougher than you, and-
радуга Dash: *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: OW! Okay, we surrender. Take Soarin!
радуга Dash: *Unties Soarin, and leaves with him as well as Pinkie Pie*
Karl: Discord will not be happy about this!
After Soarin was rescued, he went with радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube Corner.
Soarin: Thank Ты for saving me.
радуга Dash: No problem. It's what I do best. They don't call me the element of loyalty for nothing.
Soarin: They should call Ты beautiful, because Ты are beautiful. No doubt about it.
радуга Dash: *Blushing* Ты really think I'm beautiful?
Soarin: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, what about me?
Soarin: What about you?
Pinkie Pie: If it weren't for me, Dashie wouldn't have saved you.
Soarin: I saw the entire thing. Ты didn't do anything to help her.
радуга Dash: Ah, it's okay. She's very helpful in most of the battles I get against Discord.
Pinkie Pie: Most of the battles? MOST?! What happened to all of them?
радуга Dash: Can Ты excuse me for a moment?
Soarin: Sure. *Goes outside*
радуга Dash: Pinkie, what is wrong with you? Why are Ты Актёрское искусство like an attention... Forget it.
Pinkie Pie: What do Ты mean forget it?
радуга Dash: If you're gonna be jealous of Soarin, I'll fight Discord with him instead of you.
Pinkie Pie: *Banging on ground* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! We work together! It says so in the opening credits!
радуга Dash: Yeah, well not anymore. *Leaves Sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: WHYY?! To think that this would happen to me, of all ponies.
Meanwhile, at Discord's base of operations.
Discord: *Looking at радуга Dash, and Soarin through perescope* Well then. It seems that Pinkie Pie has been replaced by somepony else.
Screwball: Who is радуга Dash working with now?
Discord: It appears to be. *Sees Soarin* WHAT?! I thought Karl, and Kyle kidnapped Soarin, and burned him with fire! How is he still alive? *Hits button* Karl, Kyle, get over here now!
Karl & Kyle: *Arrive* What do Ты want sir?
Discord: Soarin has not been set on fire, and killed. Why is that?
Karl: It's funny Ты should mention that. We were going to kill him, but...
Kyle: радуга Dash defeated us, and rescured Soarin.
Discord: Well, this is unnacceptable! Kidnap him again, and make sure he gets set on fire, and killed!
Karl: Okay.
радуга Dash, and Soarin were at Dash's cloudhouse. They were looking around the house, when they realized it was going towards the ground.
Soarin: *Looks down* Unicorns!
радуга Dash: *Sees Karl, and Kyle* What do they want?
Karl: *Uses magic to put Soarin in a bag*
радуга Dash: Leave him alone! *Punches Karl*
Karl: One перфоратор, удар, пунш ain't going to work this time.
Kyle: *Hits радуга Dash in the head with metal pipe*
радуга Dash: *Knocked out*
Soarin: Help!!
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: *Hears cry for help* That sounds like Soarin again. Why should I help him after he took Dashie away from me? Wait a minute, Dashie! She's with Soarin. I have to make sure she's okay! *Runs to where she heard the shout for help*
радуга Dash: *Waking up* What happened? *Feels head* Ow.. So much pain.
Pinkie Pie: Dashie, are Ты okay?
радуга Dash: I think so. Kyle hit my head with a metal pipe, and I blacked out. They took Soarin.
Pinkie Pie: Well, let's get him.
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: Ah, excellent. Ты captured Soarin. Now, *Starts огонь in the middle of the floor* It's nothing personal wonderbolt. It's just business.
Karl: *Gets Soarin tied to a long metal stick*
Kyle: *Puts metal stick over fire* Roasting a wonderbolt again.
Karl: This time, we'll really roast him.
радуга Dash: *Barges in room* Not on my watch!
Discord: Ты know what to do.
Pinkie Pie: Fight time! *Playing 60's Бэтмен Музыка on radio*
Karl: *Grabs chair*
радуга Dash: *Kicks chair from Kark*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Screwball*
BIFF!
Kyle: *Kicks Pinkie Pie onto ground*
OUCH!
радуга Dash: *Grabs metal rod* Эй, Kyle, let's see how Ты like getting hit with a metal rod! *Hits Kyle's head with a metal rod*
REVENGE!
Pinkie Pie: *Gets back up, and punches Kyle*
Болталка WORDS APPEARING FROM NOWHERE!
радуга Dash: Keep fighting them, I'm gonna save Soarin.
Discord: Oh no Ты don't. *Pushes радуга Dash away from Soarin*
радуга Dash: *Kicks Discord*
Discord: *Falls while accidentally setting Soarin free*
Soarin: Yes! *Flies away*
радуга Dash: Your plan failed Discord.
Karl, Kyle, and Screwball: We surrender!
Discord: Don't surrender.
Pinkie Pie: *Pointing party пушка at Discord's sidekicks*
Discord: On секунда thought, surrender.
радуга Dash: Now, why were Ты trying to kill Soarin?
Discord: Because he's a wonderbolt, and I know how much Ты like The Wonderbolts.
радуга Dash: Well that's not nice. What have I ever done to you?
Discord: Besides being cooler, and beating me in every battle we have?
радуга Dash: Yeah!
Discord: Ummm. I don't know. It's just that you're кулер, охладитель than me, and Ты always beat me in every battle we have.
радуга Dash: And let's keep it that way. *Knocks out Discord* Come on Pinkie Pie.
Both ponies got out of Discord's base of operations with their heads held high.
Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry for being jealous about Soarin. He was giving Ты all of those compliments, and he didn't say anything nice about me.
радуга Dash: It's okay Pinkie. If that ever happens again, I'll make sure Ты get some of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: SOME of the credit?
радуга Dash: Well it's better than none of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you're right.
The End