Song (Start at 0:07): link
Sean: Ah, they didn't start yet.
Mike: Come on.
Jerry: There we go.
Shayne: Yeah!!
Jesse: *Arrives with Jeff, and Bryce* Why did Ты tell us on Instagram to come here?
Sean: Because of this.
Jeff: *Hears the music*
Bryce: Now we're talking!
Sean: While we enjoy this music, enjoy The Seven Ups.
Seanthehedgehog Presents
A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie
The Seven Up's
Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan
Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He украл, палантин a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do Ты want this water?
store owner: Over there would be nice
delivery mare: *carrying water to cooler*
Buddy: *trips delivery mare*
With the sound of breaking glass, and splashing water, the delivery mare dropped the water
Delivery mare: Oh, damnit!
Stallion: *puts vase on table*
Buddy: *sees wet suit* Look at this! Ты got my three peice suit wet Ты loser!
Delivery mare: I'm a loser?
Buddy: Yes you! For getting my suit all wet!
store owner: Woah, Эй, now. This was just an accident. Why don't we all calm down here?
delivery mare: An accident *laughs* He tripped me!
Buddy: That's a damn lie, Ты pushed me!
Police: *enter store* Hello everypony. What's going on here?
Buddy: We fooled the suspects into thinking that we were having an argument.
Store owner: What?
Stallion: Seriously?
Police: Nice work sargent.
Stallion: Sargent? These two are cops!
window washer: *grabs vase from table*
store owner: ??
window washer: Present *throws vase to police*
Police: Fine work Ты four.
Store Owner: Thank Ты very much.
Stallion: Oh, Ты two?!
Police: Ты are underarrest for stealing this vase.
Stallion: Stealing?! I bought it with my own money!!
Police: Tell that to the judge *put stallion in police car*
Time to meet the team
Buddy, Ты all know him. He is the leader of a secret NYPD organization
Ringo, she was the one disguised as a delivery mare. She's great with blending in anywhere Ты want her to
Sigmund, the one that looked like the store owner. He is excellent with any type of combat, and is not to be messed with at all times
Click-clack, Though he has an unusual name, Click-clack is a tough stallion. The reason he has his name is because he was born in the Chinatown of Manehattan.
Together, these four are in NYPD's secret organization, The Seven Up's.
Two police officers walked to the police cheif. Buddy was near getting a cup of water
Cop 1: Sir, we need to talk to you.
Cheif: What is it?
Cop 2: What those seven up's did was not how we do police work.
Cheif: Ты two bastards have been saying that for the last 23 times now. Give it a rest.
Buddy: *walks to cheif*
Cheif: Ignore them Buddy, Ты did fantastic.
Buddy: Yeah. They're just jealous. *goes to seven up's room*
Sigmund: Hey. What's good Bud?
Click-Clack: I don't understand how he lives in Manehattan, but likes the Oakland Raiders.
Buddy: I'm telling you, they're the best football team in all of Equestria.
Ringo: Ты stallions, and your sports. We need to focus on our Далее target. рис, райс Limbo, and Clint Miller.
Buddy: I've got a hunch there's somepony that can tell us about those two. I'll be back.
Buddy left the headquarters, and went towards the manehattan bridge. Another пони was waiting for him.
Buddy: *looks at river* Remember when we used to swim in that shit?
Vito: Yeah, I can remember being in that poisonous water. We were colts, we had no clue what we were doing.
Buddy: *smiles* Yeah, that's true. How is your wife?
Vito: She's good. I'm taking her to a play tonight.
Buddy: Oh yeah? Which one?
Vito: The Lion King
Buddy: Oh wow, hope Ты stay alive during the entire thing.
Vito: Yeah. I tried talking my wife out of it, but she refused. I wonder how many others are being dragged out to see that terrible shit.
Buddy: Hopefully none. Uh, listen. What do Ты know about рис, райс Limbo, and Clint Miller?
Vito: I know one of them operates his own organization. I think it's рис, райс that operates it.
Buddy: What about Miller?
Vito: He's Rice's Capo. You're dealing with a mafia here.
Buddy: Oh wow. This could be fun. Well, I have to go. Bye Vito *walks off*
Vito: Oh hey! Do Ты have that $50 Ты owe me?
Buddy: Oh sure, here *gives Vito $50*
Vito: Thanks *walks away*
Buddy: *walks other direction*
Why don't we go check on рис, райс Limbo, and Clint Miller?
On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.
enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
рис, райс & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let Ты go, after we get our money.
The Далее morning, in a hotel
Cop 1: *looking at money*
NYPD cheif: Well, Ты did great tracking down the crook who украл, палантин all this dough. Now we take it down to headquarters.
Cop 1: Alright, let's take my car.
The two ponies then left the apartment, and were on their way to headquarters, but the cop wanted to stop at a car wash
Cop 1: I need to wash my car.
NYPD Cheif: What about the money?
Cop 1: It's in the trunk. *drives up to cashier*
Cashier: Full wash, или regular?
Cop 1: Regular.
Cashier: $1.50
Cop 1: *pays for car wash*
The cop's car went into the car wash, and then, Rice's gang moved in to get the money.
gangsters: *put cuffs on doorhandles*
Cop 1: *still going through car wash*
Gangsters: *unlock trunk*
NYPD Cheif: Hey. Someponies are behind our car!
Cop 1: There's a hook moving this car! I can't go backwards!
Gangsters: *take off*
NYPD Cheif: After them!! *tries to open door*
Cop 1: *tries to open door* They put handcuffs on the doorhandles!!
NYPD Cheif: We can't get out?
Cop 1: NO!
Later that afternoon
Mob boss: Ok. Now will Ты let me go?
Rice: Sure. *drives into train yard*
Mob boss: What are Ты doing?
Rice: Letting Ты go. That's what Ты wanted right? *stops car*
Clint: Get out *pushes mob boss*
Rice: *drives away*
Mob boss: *Stands up* Ты motherbuckers!!
Rice's Далее part of his plan was to kidnap a police officer. Buddy, and his group was nearby
Buddy: I heard we're supposed to get a snowstorm in a couple of days.
Ringo: Oh no
Buddy: We shouldn't be getting much.
Cop 2: *walking down street*
Rice: *pulls up*
Rice, and Clint украл, палантин a cop car, and were dressed as police officers.
Rice: Excuse me, sir?
Cop 2: What?
Rice: *punches cop*
Clint: *puts cop in car*
Buddy: Whoa. What's going on there? *runs off*
Cop 3: What are Ты doing?
Rice: This stallion is disguised as a cop, and is being arrested for interfering with the police *drives off*
Buddy: *shows police badge* What just happened?
Cop 3: Some officers just arrested a пони disguised as an officer.
Buddy: That can't be right. Those two ponies were the ones disguised as cops, and were рис, райс Limbo, and Clint Miller.
Cop 3: *thinking* Hey, you're right. They looked exactly like Rice, and Clint! But what are they doing with that officer?
Buddy: No clue.
later, at the botanical gardens
tour guide: These trees came from Maredagascar. They were called какао trees. Can Ты guess what grew off какао trees?
colts & fillies: какао beans!
tour guide: Very good.
At another part of the gardens.
Vito: *looking at plants*
Clint: *Arrives* What can Ты tell us about that cop we just kidnapped?
Vito: He's the only one that knows about you. All the other cops have no idea who Ты are.
Clint: Not even Buddy?
Vito: Nope. Not even him.
Clint: Good. I knew we could count on you. Now just make sure he doesn't find out about us. Got it?
Vito: Clint, I promise you, I won't forget. Even though Ты forgot about the $50 Ты owe me.
Clint: When did I owe Ты that much? Oh never mind, here's your dough *gives Vito money*
Vito: Thank you.
Clint: Yeah, no problem. *walks away*
After Clint met with Vito at the botanical gardens, he went with рис, райс to leave the cop somewhere.
Cop: Where are Ты taking me?
Rice: Shut up.
Cop: Ты better let me go, или I'll call for back up.
Clint: *takes walkie talkie* Yeah. Nice try.
Cop: *points gun* Yes it was. Give that back to me.
Rice: *uses magic to take gun* Now you're not armed.
Clint: And Ты will do exactly what we say.
Cop: What is it?
Далее morning at a train yard
Rice: *stops car*
Clint: *pushes cop out of car*
Cop: *laying on ground*
Clint: Say good bye. *shoots Cop's head*
Meanwhile, at a football field
Buddy: *walks along bleachers*
Vito: *sitting on bleachers*
Buddy: I can't believe no пони plays here anymore.
Vito: Yeah, it's a great field.
Buddy: или at least it was, until we graduated from this school. Now how is Manehattan going to teach the high school students how to play football?
Vito: I guess they're not.
Buddy: That's just awful. Football is the greatest game in all of Equestria.
Vito: Actually it's baseball. Sorry dude, but it is.
Buddy: Whatever. I need to know where Rice, and Clint are going to be tomorrow.
Vito: They're having some kind of funeral tomorrow morning at the Elswidge Church.
Buddy: Elswidge? I don't think I heard of it.
Vito: It's on 4th street. Can't miss it.
Buddy: Alright. Thanks *walks off*
It had just snowed barely an inch, and now we are focusing on the protagonists, as most of them are waiting in a house.
Sigmund is disguised as one of the катафалк drivers, and is wired. The others are telling him what to do.
Ringo is waiting in her car. Buddy, and Click-Clack are in the house.
Buddy: Just wait here for a while. When they start moving, we give Ringo the word.
Click-Clack: Got it.
Rice: *parks his car*
Mafia: Hello boss. Do Ты have our cop?
Rice: Yes. We killed him yesterday, and we are going to incenerate him here.
Clint: The perfect opprotunity to do this, while we mournfully talk about my parent's death.
Rice: It's not always about Ты *laughs*
Clint: *laughs*
Buddy: Doing good Sigmund. Now follow them until I give Ты the word. Keep your mouth shut.
Rice: Ok, let's go in.
Mafia: *goes in*
Sigmund: *follows*
Click-Clack: You're doing a good job Buddy.
Reverend: *talking*
Rice: Ты three go in the back, and take care of the cop in the coffin.
mafia members & Sigmund: Yes sir. *go in*
mafia members: *grab cop*
Sigmund: *opens door*
mafia members: *put cop in cremator*
Sigmund: Good work. Now, when do we leave?
mafia members: In seven минуты after we bury Clint's dad.
Sigmund: Thanks.
Mafia member: Wait. Why are Ты touching your chest everytime Ты speak?
Sigmund: *touches chest* I have to. It's what helps me speaks clearly
mafia members: *tear off Sigmund's shirt* He's wired!!
Rice: *runs in* What do Ты mean wired?
mafia members: He gave the police info *tear off wire*
Rice: *looks at ear peice* Ah, of course. Kill him.
Mafia members: *beating up Sigmund*
Everyone else was leaving
Buddy: Ringo. Get ready to follow them, but look for Sigmund. He's missing, and I don't see him.
Ringo: I'm on it.
mafia members: *drive cars*
Ringo: *starts car, then follows*
Buddy: Sigmund. Do Ты copy over? Sigmund!!
Mafia members: *stop at red light*
Ringo: *passing cars* (Sigmund isn't there.) *drives past* Buddy, I just checked all the cars, Sigmund isn't in any of them.
Buddy: What the hell do Ты mean he isn't in any of them? Keep following them, standby, we're on our way.
And so, Buddy went to his car with Click-Clack
Rice: *driving his car*
mafia members: *following*
Ringo: *following*
Buddy: *following*
Click-Clack: I hope Sigmund is ok.
Buddy: Me too.
Rice, and his gang planned to go to a parking garage. They would dump the body into the хобот, ствол of another car.
рис, райс & Mafia: *drive into garage*
Buddy: *parks outside of garage*
Ringo: *parks behind Buddy*
гараж owner: *closes door*
Clint: Good work, now come over here.
гараж owner: *walks to Rice*
Rice: Open the хобот, ствол of that car.
гараж owner: What are Ты doing all this for?
Rice: Open the trunk!!
гараж owner: *opens trunk*
Rice: Put that cop in here.
mafia: *puts Sigmund in trunk*
Rice: *locks trunk*
гараж owner: *runs off*
Clint: *kills гараж owner*
Meanwhile, outside the garage
Buddy: Police! Open up!
Rice: Quick. Hide somewhere!
mafia: *runs off*
Clint: Sir, over here. *hides in car*
Rice: *hides in car*
Buddy: *opens гараж door*
Ringo: It's empty.
Click-Clack: Where are they?
Buddy: No idea.
Sigmund: *hitting trunk* Hey! Let me out
Buddy: *goes to trunk* There's no key *shoots lock*
Sigmund: *laying hurt*
гараж owner: *stands up*
Buddy: Freeze!!
гараж owner: *puts hooves up*
Buddy: How many were here?
гараж owner: Ten.
Buddy: Who put Sigmund in this car?
гараж owner: I don't know! Some unicorn with glasses.
Buddy: *looks at Sigmund*
Rice: *Drives off*
Buddy: Stay here *runs off*
Rice: *exits garage*
Buddy: *goes to car, and starts it. He floors it, taking him only 6 секунды to do 75*
Rice: *turns left onto wrong side of road*
ponies: *honk horns*
Rice: *turns onto right side*
pony: *honks horn*
Clint: *cowarding in fear*
Buddy: *goes left*
ponies: *blocking road*
Buddy: *drives on side walk*
ponies: *run out of way*
Buddy: *crashes into box of oranges, then turns left*
Rice: *turns right*
Buddy: *gets toward intersection*
ponies: *stop cars*
Buddy: *drives behind two cars*
Buddy soon hit the horn four times, and the cars moved
Buddy: *goes faster*
Rice: *passing cars*
Clint: *looks behind*
Buddy: *getting closer*
colts, and fillies: *playing on closed off street*
Rice: *turns onto closed off street*
Filly: *screams*
colts and fillies: *run off street*
Rice: *passes colts, and fillies*
Colts & Fillies: Wow. What was that?
Buddy: *turns onto closed off street*
Colts & Fillies: SCREAM
Buddy: *honks horn*
Colts & Fillies: *run off street*
Buddy: *passes*
Rice: *sees Buddy*
Clint: *does nothing*
Rice: *turns left*
Buddy: *drifts to the left*
Rice: *going faster*
Buddy: *honks horn*
Clint: Come on, step on it!
Rice: *goes faster*
Buddy: *catching up*
Rice: *goes left downhill*
Buddy: *follows*
Rice: *going 90*
Clint: *puts revolver on dashboard*
Buddy: *going 95*
Rice: *passes car*
Buddy: *passes car*
Rice: *Getting toward intersection*
Buddy: *losing them*
Rice: *applies brakes*
The tire marks made it look like they were going left, when really, рис, райс was going right
Police: *see Rice's car*
Rice: *driving 35*
useless pony: *opens door to his car*
Rice: *knocks door off car*
Police: What the fuck was that? *pursue Rice*
Buddy: *stops* Wait? Did they go left? *sees cop car, then goes right*
Rice: *going faster then cops*
Buddy: *gets behind cops* 36? He shot a cop on the job! If he's going for the bridge, close it off!
Police: We got it. Ten-4.
Rice: *gets on right side of road*
Police: *get on left*
Buddy: *gets on right* What are Ты doing?!
Rice: *gets toward cops*
Police: *getting close to Rice*
Rice: *rams police car*
Police: *run into another car*
Buddy: Oh my fucking god!
Rice: *going 75*
еще cops: *block off bridge*
Clint: *sees cop cars blocking bridge*
Rice: *accelerates to 80*
The car went right past the road block
Buddy: SHIT!!
Cops: *shooting at Rice*
Buddy: *passes cops*
Cops: *stop shooting*
Rice: *driving on washington bridge*
Buddy: *following*
Rice: *turns off bridge*
Clint: *looks behind them*
Buddy: *catching up*
Clint: *sees bus*
Rice: *gets in front of bus*
Bus driver: *honks horn*
Clint: *loads shotgun*
Buddy: *driving toward bus*
Clint: *lowers window*
Bus driver: *sees shotgun*
Buddy: *getting close*
Bus driver: *honks horn*
Buddy; *sees Clint*
Clint: *shoots капот, худ off car*
Buddy: *drives off road*
Rice: *drives off*
Buddy: *gets back on road*
Rice: *drives in front of car*
Buddy: *gets behind car*
pony: *drives slower then Buddy & Rice*
Buddy: *passes other car*
Rice: *going faster*
Buddy: *gets Далее to Rice, then rams his car three times*
Rice: *goes into railing*
Clint: *looks at Buddy*
Buddy: *hits car*
Rice: *hits Buddy's car*
Buddy: *loses колпак, покрышку on car*
Rice: *rams Buddy*
Buddy: *rams Rice*
The ramming went on for a long time until they were getting toward a semi truck
Rice: *pushes Buddy's car toward semi, then accelerates*
Buddy: *brakes*
He hits the truck.
The owner of the truck went out to see if he was alright. Buddy was.
After the car chase, Buddy went to the hospital
News reporters: Will this stallion be ok?
NYPD Cheif: No, he will not be ok. Unfortunately рис, райс Limbo's mafia brutally attacked him, and there's an 80% chance of death.
News reporters: What was this stallion doing?
NYPD Cheif: He was on a case to stop рис, райс Limbo, when they killed him.
News Reporters: He wasn't wearing a police uniform.
NYPD Cheif: He was a part of the Seven Up's.
News Reporters: What is the Seven Up's?
NYPD Cheif: It is a group of police ponies that stop criminals committing crimes that will earn them years of jail time, seven или up. Now I will answer no еще questions. *walks away*
Buddy: Ты really think Sigmund is going to die?
NYPD Cheif: That's what the doctor said. Now why wasn't I notified?
Buddy: About what?
NYPD Cheif: About that Переместить Ты guys made on Rice's mafia.
Buddy: We told Ты as soon as we got all the info!
NYPD Cheif: I wasn't notified. Because of this, we're getting sued by the mayor.
Buddy: One of ours ponies die, and we get sued by the MAYOR?!
NYPD Cheif: *walks away*
During this, Vito was driving a station wagon to a dock Далее to a train yard
Clint: *chopping wood*
Vito: *Gets out of car*
Clint: *sees Vito*
Vito: *walks to Clint*
Clint: What do Ты want?
Vito: рис, райс has been talking to me, and we think Ты should skip town.
Clint: Yeah, like I'm doing that.
Vito: Buddy knows who Ты are, and nearly died because of you. He's going to stop at nothing to have Ты murdered.
Clint: Ты got shit in your ears?! I'm not skipping town.
Vito: Fine, but you'll regret it *drives away*
One night, at a diner.
Waitress: A little late for you?
Ringo: No ma'am. We just Остаться в живых a friend.
Buddy: *looking over notes*
Ringo: He was a cop, and was working hard to stop рис, райс Limbo's mafia.
Waitress: рис, райс Limbo?
Buddy: *sees picture*
Waitress: You're the Seven Up's!
Buddy: *bangs counter*
Click-Clack: *sees Buddy* Are Ты ok?
Waitress: What's the matter?
Buddy: *Walks away*
Buddy was going to a subway station. As a subway left, Buddy saw Vito.
Buddy: Hey, how ya doing?
Vito: Good, and you?
Buddy: Fine.
Vito: I heard Sigmund got killed.
Buddy: Where did Ты hear that?
Vito: The newspaper.
Buddy: What newspaper?!
Vito: This one *shows Buddy headline*
Buddy: Oh. Sorry.
Vito: What are Ты going to do now?
Buddy: I don't know. I'll think of something.
Vito: Like what?
Buddy: A trap.
Далее morning.
Buddy: Taxi?!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Buddy: *Gets in the taxi*
Taxi driver: *drives*
Rice: *follows*
The taxi arrived at an abandoned house near seven train tracks. What the hell does Buddy have planned? By the house that Buddy went into, there was a van. It had Click-Clack, and Ringo in it.
Rice: *get out of car*
Clint: *follows*
Buddy: *waiting in house*
Ringo & Click-Clack: *waiting in van*
Cameo pony: *drives train* Hello, I'm a useless cameo that has nothing to do with the story, bye.
Opalescence: Hey, so am I *follows train*
Buddy: *waiting in house*
Rice: *goes toward house*
Buddy: *shoots Rice*
Clint: *looks for Buddy*
Ringo & Click Clack: *come out of van*
Clint: *runs*
Click-Clack: *shoots at Clint*
Clint: *shoots Click-Clack*
Ringo: *Checks Click-Clack*
Clint: *runs over train tracks*
Buddy: *runs to Click-Clack*
Ringo: Go!
Buddy: Aross the tracks?
Ringo: Yes, go!
Buddy: *runs across train tracks*
Engineer: *drives past Buddy*
Clint: *running to cars*
Buddy: *looks at cars*
Clint: *hides in car*
Buddy: *goes toward car*
Clint: *loads gun*
Buddy: *getting near Clint*
Clint: *sees Buddy*
Buddy: *Kills Clint*
This was the first time Buddy ever killed a pony.
Later, at a park
Vito: *sitting on bench*
Buddy: *goes to Vito*
Vito: Heey.
Buddy: Hi.
Vito: What's wrong?
Buddy: I killed two ponies.
Vito: Who?
Buddy: Your boss, and the пони you've been meeting with that also had your boss.
Vito: Wha-what are Ты talking about?
Buddy: I know what you've been doing.
Vito: That's insane. I DIDN'T DO NOTHING!! Ты can't tell anypony about this!! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!
Buddy: I can't tell anyone about this? *grabs Vito* Ты watch me! *Lets go, and walks away*
Vito: *cries* Buddy!! I didn't do anything Buddy!! DON'T DO IT!!!
Vito kept talking to Buddy, but was ignored. To Buddy, his words meant nothing.
The End
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Sean: Ah, they didn't start yet.
Mike: Come on.
Jerry: There we go.
Shayne: Yeah!!
Jesse: *Arrives with Jeff, and Bryce* Why did Ты tell us on Instagram to come here?
Sean: Because of this.
Jeff: *Hears the music*
Bryce: Now we're talking!
Sean: While we enjoy this music, enjoy The Seven Ups.
Seanthehedgehog Presents
A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie
The Seven Up's
Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan
Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He украл, палантин a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do Ты want this water?
store owner: Over there would be nice
delivery mare: *carrying water to cooler*
Buddy: *trips delivery mare*
With the sound of breaking glass, and splashing water, the delivery mare dropped the water
Delivery mare: Oh, damnit!
Stallion: *puts vase on table*
Buddy: *sees wet suit* Look at this! Ты got my three peice suit wet Ты loser!
Delivery mare: I'm a loser?
Buddy: Yes you! For getting my suit all wet!
store owner: Woah, Эй, now. This was just an accident. Why don't we all calm down here?
delivery mare: An accident *laughs* He tripped me!
Buddy: That's a damn lie, Ты pushed me!
Police: *enter store* Hello everypony. What's going on here?
Buddy: We fooled the suspects into thinking that we were having an argument.
Store owner: What?
Stallion: Seriously?
Police: Nice work sargent.
Stallion: Sargent? These two are cops!
window washer: *grabs vase from table*
store owner: ??
window washer: Present *throws vase to police*
Police: Fine work Ты four.
Store Owner: Thank Ты very much.
Stallion: Oh, Ты two?!
Police: Ты are underarrest for stealing this vase.
Stallion: Stealing?! I bought it with my own money!!
Police: Tell that to the judge *put stallion in police car*
Time to meet the team
Buddy, Ты all know him. He is the leader of a secret NYPD organization
Ringo, she was the one disguised as a delivery mare. She's great with blending in anywhere Ты want her to
Sigmund, the one that looked like the store owner. He is excellent with any type of combat, and is not to be messed with at all times
Click-clack, Though he has an unusual name, Click-clack is a tough stallion. The reason he has his name is because he was born in the Chinatown of Manehattan.
Together, these four are in NYPD's secret organization, The Seven Up's.
Two police officers walked to the police cheif. Buddy was near getting a cup of water
Cop 1: Sir, we need to talk to you.
Cheif: What is it?
Cop 2: What those seven up's did was not how we do police work.
Cheif: Ты two bastards have been saying that for the last 23 times now. Give it a rest.
Buddy: *walks to cheif*
Cheif: Ignore them Buddy, Ты did fantastic.
Buddy: Yeah. They're just jealous. *goes to seven up's room*
Sigmund: Hey. What's good Bud?
Click-Clack: I don't understand how he lives in Manehattan, but likes the Oakland Raiders.
Buddy: I'm telling you, they're the best football team in all of Equestria.
Ringo: Ты stallions, and your sports. We need to focus on our Далее target. рис, райс Limbo, and Clint Miller.
Buddy: I've got a hunch there's somepony that can tell us about those two. I'll be back.
Buddy left the headquarters, and went towards the manehattan bridge. Another пони was waiting for him.
Buddy: *looks at river* Remember when we used to swim in that shit?
Vito: Yeah, I can remember being in that poisonous water. We were colts, we had no clue what we were doing.
Buddy: *smiles* Yeah, that's true. How is your wife?
Vito: She's good. I'm taking her to a play tonight.
Buddy: Oh yeah? Which one?
Vito: The Lion King
Buddy: Oh wow, hope Ты stay alive during the entire thing.
Vito: Yeah. I tried talking my wife out of it, but she refused. I wonder how many others are being dragged out to see that terrible shit.
Buddy: Hopefully none. Uh, listen. What do Ты know about рис, райс Limbo, and Clint Miller?
Vito: I know one of them operates his own organization. I think it's рис, райс that operates it.
Buddy: What about Miller?
Vito: He's Rice's Capo. You're dealing with a mafia here.
Buddy: Oh wow. This could be fun. Well, I have to go. Bye Vito *walks off*
Vito: Oh hey! Do Ты have that $50 Ты owe me?
Buddy: Oh sure, here *gives Vito $50*
Vito: Thanks *walks away*
Buddy: *walks other direction*
Why don't we go check on рис, райс Limbo, and Clint Miller?
On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.
enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
рис, райс & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let Ты go, after we get our money.
The Далее morning, in a hotel
Cop 1: *looking at money*
NYPD cheif: Well, Ты did great tracking down the crook who украл, палантин all this dough. Now we take it down to headquarters.
Cop 1: Alright, let's take my car.
The two ponies then left the apartment, and were on their way to headquarters, but the cop wanted to stop at a car wash
Cop 1: I need to wash my car.
NYPD Cheif: What about the money?
Cop 1: It's in the trunk. *drives up to cashier*
Cashier: Full wash, или regular?
Cop 1: Regular.
Cashier: $1.50
Cop 1: *pays for car wash*
The cop's car went into the car wash, and then, Rice's gang moved in to get the money.
gangsters: *put cuffs on doorhandles*
Cop 1: *still going through car wash*
Gangsters: *unlock trunk*
NYPD Cheif: Hey. Someponies are behind our car!
Cop 1: There's a hook moving this car! I can't go backwards!
Gangsters: *take off*
NYPD Cheif: After them!! *tries to open door*
Cop 1: *tries to open door* They put handcuffs on the doorhandles!!
NYPD Cheif: We can't get out?
Cop 1: NO!
Later that afternoon
Mob boss: Ok. Now will Ты let me go?
Rice: Sure. *drives into train yard*
Mob boss: What are Ты doing?
Rice: Letting Ты go. That's what Ты wanted right? *stops car*
Clint: Get out *pushes mob boss*
Rice: *drives away*
Mob boss: *Stands up* Ты motherbuckers!!
Rice's Далее part of his plan was to kidnap a police officer. Buddy, and his group was nearby
Buddy: I heard we're supposed to get a snowstorm in a couple of days.
Ringo: Oh no
Buddy: We shouldn't be getting much.
Cop 2: *walking down street*
Rice: *pulls up*
Rice, and Clint украл, палантин a cop car, and were dressed as police officers.
Rice: Excuse me, sir?
Cop 2: What?
Rice: *punches cop*
Clint: *puts cop in car*
Buddy: Whoa. What's going on there? *runs off*
Cop 3: What are Ты doing?
Rice: This stallion is disguised as a cop, and is being arrested for interfering with the police *drives off*
Buddy: *shows police badge* What just happened?
Cop 3: Some officers just arrested a пони disguised as an officer.
Buddy: That can't be right. Those two ponies were the ones disguised as cops, and were рис, райс Limbo, and Clint Miller.
Cop 3: *thinking* Hey, you're right. They looked exactly like Rice, and Clint! But what are they doing with that officer?
Buddy: No clue.
later, at the botanical gardens
tour guide: These trees came from Maredagascar. They were called какао trees. Can Ты guess what grew off какао trees?
colts & fillies: какао beans!
tour guide: Very good.
At another part of the gardens.
Vito: *looking at plants*
Clint: *Arrives* What can Ты tell us about that cop we just kidnapped?
Vito: He's the only one that knows about you. All the other cops have no idea who Ты are.
Clint: Not even Buddy?
Vito: Nope. Not even him.
Clint: Good. I knew we could count on you. Now just make sure he doesn't find out about us. Got it?
Vito: Clint, I promise you, I won't forget. Even though Ты forgot about the $50 Ты owe me.
Clint: When did I owe Ты that much? Oh never mind, here's your dough *gives Vito money*
Vito: Thank you.
Clint: Yeah, no problem. *walks away*
After Clint met with Vito at the botanical gardens, he went with рис, райс to leave the cop somewhere.
Cop: Where are Ты taking me?
Rice: Shut up.
Cop: Ты better let me go, или I'll call for back up.
Clint: *takes walkie talkie* Yeah. Nice try.
Cop: *points gun* Yes it was. Give that back to me.
Rice: *uses magic to take gun* Now you're not armed.
Clint: And Ты will do exactly what we say.
Cop: What is it?
Далее morning at a train yard
Rice: *stops car*
Clint: *pushes cop out of car*
Cop: *laying on ground*
Clint: Say good bye. *shoots Cop's head*
Meanwhile, at a football field
Buddy: *walks along bleachers*
Vito: *sitting on bleachers*
Buddy: I can't believe no пони plays here anymore.
Vito: Yeah, it's a great field.
Buddy: или at least it was, until we graduated from this school. Now how is Manehattan going to teach the high school students how to play football?
Vito: I guess they're not.
Buddy: That's just awful. Football is the greatest game in all of Equestria.
Vito: Actually it's baseball. Sorry dude, but it is.
Buddy: Whatever. I need to know where Rice, and Clint are going to be tomorrow.
Vito: They're having some kind of funeral tomorrow morning at the Elswidge Church.
Buddy: Elswidge? I don't think I heard of it.
Vito: It's on 4th street. Can't miss it.
Buddy: Alright. Thanks *walks off*
It had just snowed barely an inch, and now we are focusing on the protagonists, as most of them are waiting in a house.
Sigmund is disguised as one of the катафалк drivers, and is wired. The others are telling him what to do.
Ringo is waiting in her car. Buddy, and Click-Clack are in the house.
Buddy: Just wait here for a while. When they start moving, we give Ringo the word.
Click-Clack: Got it.
Rice: *parks his car*
Mafia: Hello boss. Do Ты have our cop?
Rice: Yes. We killed him yesterday, and we are going to incenerate him here.
Clint: The perfect opprotunity to do this, while we mournfully talk about my parent's death.
Rice: It's not always about Ты *laughs*
Clint: *laughs*
Buddy: Doing good Sigmund. Now follow them until I give Ты the word. Keep your mouth shut.
Rice: Ok, let's go in.
Mafia: *goes in*
Sigmund: *follows*
Click-Clack: You're doing a good job Buddy.
Reverend: *talking*
Rice: Ты three go in the back, and take care of the cop in the coffin.
mafia members & Sigmund: Yes sir. *go in*
mafia members: *grab cop*
Sigmund: *opens door*
mafia members: *put cop in cremator*
Sigmund: Good work. Now, when do we leave?
mafia members: In seven минуты after we bury Clint's dad.
Sigmund: Thanks.
Mafia member: Wait. Why are Ты touching your chest everytime Ты speak?
Sigmund: *touches chest* I have to. It's what helps me speaks clearly
mafia members: *tear off Sigmund's shirt* He's wired!!
Rice: *runs in* What do Ты mean wired?
mafia members: He gave the police info *tear off wire*
Rice: *looks at ear peice* Ah, of course. Kill him.
Mafia members: *beating up Sigmund*
Everyone else was leaving
Buddy: Ringo. Get ready to follow them, but look for Sigmund. He's missing, and I don't see him.
Ringo: I'm on it.
mafia members: *drive cars*
Ringo: *starts car, then follows*
Buddy: Sigmund. Do Ты copy over? Sigmund!!
Mafia members: *stop at red light*
Ringo: *passing cars* (Sigmund isn't there.) *drives past* Buddy, I just checked all the cars, Sigmund isn't in any of them.
Buddy: What the hell do Ты mean he isn't in any of them? Keep following them, standby, we're on our way.
And so, Buddy went to his car with Click-Clack
Rice: *driving his car*
mafia members: *following*
Ringo: *following*
Buddy: *following*
Click-Clack: I hope Sigmund is ok.
Buddy: Me too.
Rice, and his gang planned to go to a parking garage. They would dump the body into the хобот, ствол of another car.
рис, райс & Mafia: *drive into garage*
Buddy: *parks outside of garage*
Ringo: *parks behind Buddy*
гараж owner: *closes door*
Clint: Good work, now come over here.
гараж owner: *walks to Rice*
Rice: Open the хобот, ствол of that car.
гараж owner: What are Ты doing all this for?
Rice: Open the trunk!!
гараж owner: *opens trunk*
Rice: Put that cop in here.
mafia: *puts Sigmund in trunk*
Rice: *locks trunk*
гараж owner: *runs off*
Clint: *kills гараж owner*
Meanwhile, outside the garage
Buddy: Police! Open up!
Rice: Quick. Hide somewhere!
mafia: *runs off*
Clint: Sir, over here. *hides in car*
Rice: *hides in car*
Buddy: *opens гараж door*
Ringo: It's empty.
Click-Clack: Where are they?
Buddy: No idea.
Sigmund: *hitting trunk* Hey! Let me out
Buddy: *goes to trunk* There's no key *shoots lock*
Sigmund: *laying hurt*
гараж owner: *stands up*
Buddy: Freeze!!
гараж owner: *puts hooves up*
Buddy: How many were here?
гараж owner: Ten.
Buddy: Who put Sigmund in this car?
гараж owner: I don't know! Some unicorn with glasses.
Buddy: *looks at Sigmund*
Rice: *Drives off*
Buddy: Stay here *runs off*
Rice: *exits garage*
Buddy: *goes to car, and starts it. He floors it, taking him only 6 секунды to do 75*
Rice: *turns left onto wrong side of road*
ponies: *honk horns*
Rice: *turns onto right side*
pony: *honks horn*
Clint: *cowarding in fear*
Buddy: *goes left*
ponies: *blocking road*
Buddy: *drives on side walk*
ponies: *run out of way*
Buddy: *crashes into box of oranges, then turns left*
Rice: *turns right*
Buddy: *gets toward intersection*
ponies: *stop cars*
Buddy: *drives behind two cars*
Buddy soon hit the horn four times, and the cars moved
Buddy: *goes faster*
Rice: *passing cars*
Clint: *looks behind*
Buddy: *getting closer*
colts, and fillies: *playing on closed off street*
Rice: *turns onto closed off street*
Filly: *screams*
colts and fillies: *run off street*
Rice: *passes colts, and fillies*
Colts & Fillies: Wow. What was that?
Buddy: *turns onto closed off street*
Colts & Fillies: SCREAM
Buddy: *honks horn*
Colts & Fillies: *run off street*
Buddy: *passes*
Rice: *sees Buddy*
Clint: *does nothing*
Rice: *turns left*
Buddy: *drifts to the left*
Rice: *going faster*
Buddy: *honks horn*
Clint: Come on, step on it!
Rice: *goes faster*
Buddy: *catching up*
Rice: *goes left downhill*
Buddy: *follows*
Rice: *going 90*
Clint: *puts revolver on dashboard*
Buddy: *going 95*
Rice: *passes car*
Buddy: *passes car*
Rice: *Getting toward intersection*
Buddy: *losing them*
Rice: *applies brakes*
The tire marks made it look like they were going left, when really, рис, райс was going right
Police: *see Rice's car*
Rice: *driving 35*
useless pony: *opens door to his car*
Rice: *knocks door off car*
Police: What the fuck was that? *pursue Rice*
Buddy: *stops* Wait? Did they go left? *sees cop car, then goes right*
Rice: *going faster then cops*
Buddy: *gets behind cops* 36? He shot a cop on the job! If he's going for the bridge, close it off!
Police: We got it. Ten-4.
Rice: *gets on right side of road*
Police: *get on left*
Buddy: *gets on right* What are Ты doing?!
Rice: *gets toward cops*
Police: *getting close to Rice*
Rice: *rams police car*
Police: *run into another car*
Buddy: Oh my fucking god!
Rice: *going 75*
еще cops: *block off bridge*
Clint: *sees cop cars blocking bridge*
Rice: *accelerates to 80*
The car went right past the road block
Buddy: SHIT!!
Cops: *shooting at Rice*
Buddy: *passes cops*
Cops: *stop shooting*
Rice: *driving on washington bridge*
Buddy: *following*
Rice: *turns off bridge*
Clint: *looks behind them*
Buddy: *catching up*
Clint: *sees bus*
Rice: *gets in front of bus*
Bus driver: *honks horn*
Clint: *loads shotgun*
Buddy: *driving toward bus*
Clint: *lowers window*
Bus driver: *sees shotgun*
Buddy: *getting close*
Bus driver: *honks horn*
Buddy; *sees Clint*
Clint: *shoots капот, худ off car*
Buddy: *drives off road*
Rice: *drives off*
Buddy: *gets back on road*
Rice: *drives in front of car*
Buddy: *gets behind car*
pony: *drives slower then Buddy & Rice*
Buddy: *passes other car*
Rice: *going faster*
Buddy: *gets Далее to Rice, then rams his car three times*
Rice: *goes into railing*
Clint: *looks at Buddy*
Buddy: *hits car*
Rice: *hits Buddy's car*
Buddy: *loses колпак, покрышку on car*
Rice: *rams Buddy*
Buddy: *rams Rice*
The ramming went on for a long time until they were getting toward a semi truck
Rice: *pushes Buddy's car toward semi, then accelerates*
Buddy: *brakes*
He hits the truck.
The owner of the truck went out to see if he was alright. Buddy was.
After the car chase, Buddy went to the hospital
News reporters: Will this stallion be ok?
NYPD Cheif: No, he will not be ok. Unfortunately рис, райс Limbo's mafia brutally attacked him, and there's an 80% chance of death.
News reporters: What was this stallion doing?
NYPD Cheif: He was on a case to stop рис, райс Limbo, when they killed him.
News Reporters: He wasn't wearing a police uniform.
NYPD Cheif: He was a part of the Seven Up's.
News Reporters: What is the Seven Up's?
NYPD Cheif: It is a group of police ponies that stop criminals committing crimes that will earn them years of jail time, seven или up. Now I will answer no еще questions. *walks away*
Buddy: Ты really think Sigmund is going to die?
NYPD Cheif: That's what the doctor said. Now why wasn't I notified?
Buddy: About what?
NYPD Cheif: About that Переместить Ты guys made on Rice's mafia.
Buddy: We told Ты as soon as we got all the info!
NYPD Cheif: I wasn't notified. Because of this, we're getting sued by the mayor.
Buddy: One of ours ponies die, and we get sued by the MAYOR?!
NYPD Cheif: *walks away*
During this, Vito was driving a station wagon to a dock Далее to a train yard
Clint: *chopping wood*
Vito: *Gets out of car*
Clint: *sees Vito*
Vito: *walks to Clint*
Clint: What do Ты want?
Vito: рис, райс has been talking to me, and we think Ты should skip town.
Clint: Yeah, like I'm doing that.
Vito: Buddy knows who Ты are, and nearly died because of you. He's going to stop at nothing to have Ты murdered.
Clint: Ты got shit in your ears?! I'm not skipping town.
Vito: Fine, but you'll regret it *drives away*
One night, at a diner.
Waitress: A little late for you?
Ringo: No ma'am. We just Остаться в живых a friend.
Buddy: *looking over notes*
Ringo: He was a cop, and was working hard to stop рис, райс Limbo's mafia.
Waitress: рис, райс Limbo?
Buddy: *sees picture*
Waitress: You're the Seven Up's!
Buddy: *bangs counter*
Click-Clack: *sees Buddy* Are Ты ok?
Waitress: What's the matter?
Buddy: *Walks away*
Buddy was going to a subway station. As a subway left, Buddy saw Vito.
Buddy: Hey, how ya doing?
Vito: Good, and you?
Buddy: Fine.
Vito: I heard Sigmund got killed.
Buddy: Where did Ты hear that?
Vito: The newspaper.
Buddy: What newspaper?!
Vito: This one *shows Buddy headline*
Buddy: Oh. Sorry.
Vito: What are Ты going to do now?
Buddy: I don't know. I'll think of something.
Vito: Like what?
Buddy: A trap.
Далее morning.
Buddy: Taxi?!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Buddy: *Gets in the taxi*
Taxi driver: *drives*
Rice: *follows*
The taxi arrived at an abandoned house near seven train tracks. What the hell does Buddy have planned? By the house that Buddy went into, there was a van. It had Click-Clack, and Ringo in it.
Rice: *get out of car*
Clint: *follows*
Buddy: *waiting in house*
Ringo & Click-Clack: *waiting in van*
Cameo pony: *drives train* Hello, I'm a useless cameo that has nothing to do with the story, bye.
Opalescence: Hey, so am I *follows train*
Buddy: *waiting in house*
Rice: *goes toward house*
Buddy: *shoots Rice*
Clint: *looks for Buddy*
Ringo & Click Clack: *come out of van*
Clint: *runs*
Click-Clack: *shoots at Clint*
Clint: *shoots Click-Clack*
Ringo: *Checks Click-Clack*
Clint: *runs over train tracks*
Buddy: *runs to Click-Clack*
Ringo: Go!
Buddy: Aross the tracks?
Ringo: Yes, go!
Buddy: *runs across train tracks*
Engineer: *drives past Buddy*
Clint: *running to cars*
Buddy: *looks at cars*
Clint: *hides in car*
Buddy: *goes toward car*
Clint: *loads gun*
Buddy: *getting near Clint*
Clint: *sees Buddy*
Buddy: *Kills Clint*
This was the first time Buddy ever killed a pony.
Later, at a park
Vito: *sitting on bench*
Buddy: *goes to Vito*
Vito: Heey.
Buddy: Hi.
Vito: What's wrong?
Buddy: I killed two ponies.
Vito: Who?
Buddy: Your boss, and the пони you've been meeting with that also had your boss.
Vito: Wha-what are Ты talking about?
Buddy: I know what you've been doing.
Vito: That's insane. I DIDN'T DO NOTHING!! Ты can't tell anypony about this!! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!
Buddy: I can't tell anyone about this? *grabs Vito* Ты watch me! *Lets go, and walks away*
Vito: *cries* Buddy!! I didn't do anything Buddy!! DON'T DO IT!!!
Vito kept talking to Buddy, but was ignored. To Buddy, his words meant nothing.
The End
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The following is an STH/AM6663 Фан Fiction
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
On May 27, 2016, a war was started by a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new Иконка he created. This angered millions, and трещина, сплит the My Little...
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The круг comes from the right followed by Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
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1958
Harry: *Looking at a sign in front of his house. It says...* Sold.
Amy: I told Ты we'd do it. Ты didn't believe me.
Harry: Yeah, until two days назад when I heard that we'd have some buyers. Any plan on where Ты want to go for our Далее home?
Amy: Hmm..
Cape May, 1959.
Harry: *Looks at his new house as he drives away in his red Cadillac* Still can't believe we made...
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