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do Ты know any dirty jokes? if, so, what is it?
My fave:
Once upon a Последнее time, two parents got into a big fight, the women called the man a "bastard",and the man called the women a "bitch"
Their son walked in and сказал(-а) "What does 'bitch' and 'bastard' mean?" and his parents replied hastily told him it meant "ladies and gentlemen".
The Далее день the parents came to an agreement and decided to have sex, the women сказал(-а) "feel my titties" and the man сказал(-а) "feel my dick".
Their son walked in again and asked "What does 'titties' and 'dick' mean?" and the parents told him "hats and coats".
then on Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit!" he said, the kid came in ONCE AGAIN and asked "What's that mean??" and his dad сказал(-а) it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut her finger, "Fuck!" she yelled. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean???" the mom сказал(-а) that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
The door колокол, колокольчик, белл rang. The kid answered the door for his relatives and сказал(-а) "'K, Ты bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the кухня fucking the turkey," leaving his very baffled relatives thinking about sex, yet again
Once upon a Последнее time, two parents got into a big fight, the women called the man a "bastard",and the man called the women a "bitch"
Their son walked in and сказал(-а) "What does 'bitch' and 'bastard' mean?" and his parents replied hastily told him it meant "ladies and gentlemen".
The Далее день the parents came to an agreement and decided to have sex, the women сказал(-а) "feel my titties" and the man сказал(-а) "feel my dick".
Their son walked in again and asked "What does 'titties' and 'dick' mean?" and the parents told him "hats and coats".
then on Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit!" he said, the kid came in ONCE AGAIN and asked "What's that mean??" and his dad сказал(-а) it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut her finger, "Fuck!" she yelled. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean???" the mom сказал(-а) that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
The door колокол, колокольчик, белл rang. The kid answered the door for his relatives and сказал(-а) "'K, Ты bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the кухня fucking the turkey," leaving his very baffled relatives thinking about sex, yet again
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