Interveiwing Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Silver the Hedgehog

Mina: So! Here we go, folks. My interveiw with Shadow.

Shadow: I don't get paid enough for this...

Mina: ._.U Ты don't get paid at all for this. I do, though. *grin*

Shadow: Whatever.

Mina: Alright. First question: Why are Ты always mad, или angry?

Shadow: Why are Ты always so happy? Sheesh...

Mina: *sweatdrop* Alllrriiigghhhtt... Далее question: Do Ты like Rou--

Shadow: NO.

Mina: Sounds convincing. Далее question; what are your Избранное guns?

Shadow: Ooh, now I'm interested. Well, if I had to choose a shotgun, I'd do the Auto-Shottie. Heh, one blash from that and say bye-bye head!

Mina: Alright, I--

Shadow: Damn, let me finish. If I had to choose a rifle, the M-16 is my choice.

Mina: Okay, I--

Shadow: The Desert Eagle wins my vote for pistols...

Mina: Okay, next--

Shadow: Damn, girl! Feisty today?

Mina: We're on the air. Stop cussing.

Shadow: Bitch, ass, fuck, shit... if Ты want me to continue, I'll be glad to.

Mina: *sigh* ... Далее question. Are Ты gay?

Shadow: HELL NO.

Mina: Next; are Ты an emo?

Shadow: Hey, Ты don't see me cutting myself and crying all the time. IF ANY OF Ты CALL ME AN EMO, I'LL--

Mina: *facepalm* This interveiw is over.

Shadow: FINALLY.

Mina: I was being sarcastic.

Shadow: Jeez!

Mina: секунда to last question: Do Ты listen to music, and if Ты do, what kind?

Shadow: ... Well... I haven't listened to Музыка EVER, unless Ты count our theme songs... because Maria used to sing to me, and... *looks to the side* I just... *sigh* Never mind...

Mina: Aw, Shadow... Ты need a hug? :3

Shadow: From a fangirl? No. Never. I--

Mina: I'm not obsessed with you!

Shadow: That explains the icon. *sarcasm*

Mina: >_> Moving on. Last question: Why are Ты black and red?

Shadow: WHAT?! Where are Ты getting these Вопросы from?

Mina: Half from Sonic, half from fans...

Shadow: *facepalm* This interveiw is over. *storms away*

Mina: Alright. Bye. NEXT!

Silver: Эй, there 8D

Mina: What...?! Wait, Sonic was supposed to be next...

Silver: Shadow's 'bout to kill him so he wanted me to go first. =3

Mina: O_O Alright... first question: Why do Ты run so slow?

Silver: Because SEGA is a noob.

Mina: Convincing. Next. What color are you; white или silver?

Silver: White.

Mina: Why are Ты named Silver if you're white?

Silver: Once again, SEGA is a noob...

Mina: *nods* Alright... next; do Ты like Blaze?

Silver: Depends on what mood she's in.

Mina: Do Ты have a crush?

Silver: *blushes* Um... well... I... that remains a secrate.

Mina: 'Kay. Next; are Ты liking this interveiw?

Silver: It's kinda a waste of my time, kinda not.

Mina: Okay. How do Ты like being in Archie Comics?

Silver: I Любовь it. The only problem is that we have to take so many pictures just for them to draw it right...

Mina: Ah. I agree.

Silver: Meh.... Вопрос for you; do Ты like being married to Tails in the comics?

Mina: Nope. But he does... >_>

Silver: Ha ha! XD

Mina: Whatever... thank Ты for your time. Send in Sonic, and tell Shadow to stop hurting him.

Silver: M'kay. *runs away*

Sonic: *enters* Hi Songbird... ^^;

Mina: Эй, Sonic. Have a seat.

Sonic: So, ask me away.

Mina: Alright. Why are Ты called Sonic?

Sonic: 'Cause I have super-sonic speed, yo!

Mina: Ha ha! Okay, are Ты always this jumpy?

Sonic: Yes.

Mina: And cocky?

Sonic: >_> Cocky?

Mina: Heh... Next; do Ты like Sally?

Sonic: Kinda. ^^;

Mina: How about Amy?

Sonic: Well... if she wasn't too fangirly...

Mina: I see... and-- oh, look at the time. Sorry... we have to go.

Sonic: Okay. >_> I need to kill Shadow, so...

Mina: AND that's the end, folks! See ya!