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So most people have IG and twitters или w.e. So this is what I see down my feed. People scamming people...parody after parody but they funny as shit....and girls talking about they Любовь life. Not saying there's anything wrong but if Ты do that shit best believe Ты getting blocked. I mean Ты stay posting about yo bae and shiddd. But them grades look like shit and the struggle. Immm schleeepp!!!! I decided to do this cuz one its a snow день and I was out of school and plus I remixed what I see. This is true but girls be going on like this. But everything I'm saying is ghetto and sarcastic. So yup
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1. Bae turns me on when he talks to me with morning breath.

2. Bae turns me on when he tells me to bark like a dog.

3. Bae turns me on when he uses his momma phone to call me.

4. Bae turns me on when he farts in my face. Like oajakajwjoqkskajsjajdjdaoqkwbeonxpsbwiwaqoebid that's so sexy.

5. Bae turns me on when he uses child support for all of his 39,000,000 kids to buy me fake жопа, попка Jay's (Fubu)

6. Bae turns me on when he has boogers in his nose.

7. Bae turns me on when he tells me he failed his test for the 100th time. My baby smart.

8. Bae turns me on when he tells me I'm the best side chick. Although there's like a trillion others.

9. Bae turns me on when he pulls up in his uncle baby mama best friend cousin god daddy niece son car.

10. Bae turns me on when he doesn't wash his face. That morning crust is sexy.

11. Bae turns me on when he is banging me but talking to his third baby momma on the phone.

12. Bae turns me on when he rejects me for ужин and a movie but Bonshaquitalafondriajasminecashisannaabcdefghijklmnopisha tells me she saw him at the club with my momma sister daughter best friend cousin named Daylana.

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Like this what I see but this is ghetto and sarcastic shit tho so yeah. Have a nice день and if Ты anywhere and its snowing go Главная and be safe. Make sure Ты have plenty of Еда and drink.
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Kay yhu guys knw that I dance...just 4 fun. But I've always wanted 2 be a dancer...I hip hop dance.....its reallly fun.....but ma lil sister dances as well. She came 2 ma детская кроватка nd tld me sumthing that could change ma life....her friend's mama is a excutive 4 this water company called "Wat-Ahh" I guess they have big celebrations 4 people nd sum of the girls have already danced 4 big names...nd there is this thing cumin nd she asked me 2 dance with them..I agreed 2 dance with them. Saniya сказал(-а) they are dancin 4 sum well known artist..WHEN SHE сказал(-а) THE NAME!!!!!!! I WAS LIKE A STATUE..I JUST SAT...
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(Ashante is due any day....they all bought new houses. The boys just came back from yet another tour...now Roc is in his new house.)

Roc and Ashante's house: link

Roc: how is my little man in there? *tickles Ashante*

BG: *laughs then gets a pain* ouch!

Roc: Ты okay?

BG: yeah let's just watch a movie.

(They start watching a movie..while Ashante is stroking Roc's hair, her water breaks.)

BG: *grabs Roc's hair and holds it tight*

Roc: *yells in pain* GOT DAMN IT!! *looks at the постель, кровати covers*

BG: GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!!!!

(Roc starts panicing...then he hears луч, рэй come in.Then he runs down the stairs.)

Roc:...
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