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posted by chocolate18

2."Ogre Hunters/Fairytale Deathcamp"
3."Donkey Meets Shrek"     
4."Eating Alone"     
5."Uninvited Guests"     
6."March of Farquaad"     
7."The Perfect King"     
8."Welcome to Duloc"     
9."Tournament Speech"     
10."What Kind of Quest"     
11."Dragon!/Fiona Awakens"     
12."One of a Kind Knight"     
13."Saving Donkey's Ass"     
14."Escape from the Dragon"     ...
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posted by Dan_07
"The Best Part About Shrek"

My Избранное part about Шрек is that the one FUNNY animated character is Donkey!! Donkey is played as Eddie Murfy.He can sing. He can kinda fly. And he can probably make anyone laugh! And get this, he can talk. A talking donkey. Totally COOL!! Шрек is Donkey's best friend. Kinda. In half the Шрек movie, Donkey is Shrek's bff, but for the other half, Donkey is not Shrek's bff. At the end things work out and as Ты know, there is A happy ending! Шрек try's to save Princess Fiona and than Princess Fiona is not too happy about 3 things. #1. She find's out Shek is an Oger, #2. She wanted Lord Farquard to rescue her. and #3. Шрек ends up having to carry Princes Fiona. But this is the order of how I think they are funny. #1. Donkey, #2. Shrek, #3. Fiona, #4. Gingerbread Baby, #5. Lord Farquar, #6. Dragon, #7. The little mice that come to Shrek's swamp. Well those are my Избранное charcters listed in order! Thats all I have to say.
Hi. I am elsafan1010. We all know the horror game FNAF (Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach), right? The main villain was Freddy. He'll be Шрек instead, and the other scary robots are his family. Imagine our character. This character will be you! You're afraid.. Stop reading.. Because.. I.. I started to tremble.. The interesting part of the story is that Ты will make some decisions. Ты will change the story. The decisions Ты make will lead Ты to an end. If it's a bad ending, start over. If it's a good ending, you've won. Here we go.

"It's a cold night. You've run away from Главная for...
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Congratulations! You've completed your first night. But Ты notice something, the door is closed! Ты must stay here for five days. This is the секунда day. Everything is normal in the morning, but late at night the statues come to life and turn into giants. So Ты have to be careful>>! Ты don't want to have breakfast today, but a hot drink might still be good! What will Ты drink?

1- Ты will drink a glass of hot linden чай and eat a банан as a snack.

2- As a snack, Ты will drink three cups of coffee and eat Шоколад with cocoa.

If you're going to drink coffee and eat chocolate, congratulations!...
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posted by OneRedonkChick
I was only 9 years old.
I loved Шрек so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Шрек every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in постель, кровати and it's really cold.
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me.
It's Shrek.
I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands...
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posted by shrekismybae
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This Статья is about the first Шрек film. For the franchise, see Шрек (franchise). For the Название character, see Шрек (character). For other uses, see Шрек (disambiguation).
Theatrical release poster
Directed by    
Andrew Adamson
Vicky Jenson
Produced by    
Aron Warner
John H. Williams
Jeffrey Katzenberg
Written by    
Ted Elliott
Terry Rossio
Joe Stillman
Roger S. H. Schulman
Based on    Shrek!
by William Steig
Starring    ...
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posted by Okami_Amaterasu
 Шрек Forever After
Shrek Forever After
Шрек has become a domesticated family man. Instead of scaring villagers away like he used to, the now-reluctant ogre agrees to autograph pitch forks. Longing for the days when he felt like a "real ogre," Шрек is tricked into signing a pact with the smooth-talking dealmaker, Rumpelstiltskin. Шрек suddenly finds himself in a twisted, alternate version of Far Far Away, where ogres are hunted, Rumplestiltskin is king and Шрек and Fiona (Cameron Diaz) have never met. Now, it's up to Шрек to undo all of Rumpelstiltskin's mischief in the hopes of saving his friends, restoring his world and reclaiming his one True Любовь and family.
posted by CarolinaMayFire
It was my 16th birthday. All I wanted was to see Shrek. When i told my parents what I wanted, they laughed and called me a queer. I cried as they beat me mercilessly with my pet potato. All of a sudden, Шрек bursted through my window. He through my parents into our fireplace. The smell of my parents filled my nostrils. I thank Shrek. He whispers into my ear, "I'm making вафель, вафли now". He puts me on my knees and he shoves his massive ogre privates in my mouth. I can barely breathe but I carry on. I was nearly choking when he filled my mouth with his love. I felt like I was drowning but i would never say no to Shrek. We are all Shrek's children. Шрек watch over us all. Шрек is love, Шрек is life.
Yesterday afternoon I decided to watch the new Шрек movie which is currently out in the USA but not out in Ireland или the UK until Далее month. The movie Шрек Forever After is the 3rd prequel to the other 3 Фильмы about an ogre who rescues a princess from a огонь breathing dragon who turns out to be an ogre herself. Шрек who is now a dotting dad to three ogre kids misses his old life as an ogre and wishes that he can go back to being a fearful ogre again. A new villain Rumpkensin gives Шрек a contract to be an ogre for the day. But when Шрек signs it he is sent back in time to where he was...
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Okey so I first saw Шрек back in 2001, which is all about a green ogre who lives in a swamp and he befriends this talking donkey named well Donkey. Of course the two of them go on an adventure to rescue a princess who is AN OGRE I MAY ADD ,as she was under a spell to become an ogre whenever the sun goes down. Personally I like all of the Шрек Фильмы but the 3rd one was funnier and the 2nd one why Ты may ask because of Puss in Boots voiced by Antonio Bandreas.

Featuring an all звезда cast from funnymen Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Rupert Evertt (that man makes me laugh as the...
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