Snape's Family and Друзья Article: Stuff About Me

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posted by ProfSnape

Hello guys!! Well, I'll try to keep this Список short so I don't bore anyone with my nonexistent offline life. Ты guys can keep calling me Snap since I'm a believer in being anonymous on the Internet (or maybe I'm just super paranoid, lol.)

-I started this when I say Snape on Twitter and thought, "I could do better than that." Whether или not I have is still up for debate, though. Also, I chose FanPop because here I could connect with the Фаны besides just tweeting Болталка stuff to them...

-I Любовь writing. I Любовь it. I've been telling stories since I was a tiny kid. I want to get a book published soon, which is why I don't post a lot of my stories here. Fanfiction is good for Письмо exercises and blocks... But I'm not a huge Фан of it, to be honest.

-Sorry, guys, but I'm not a Tim полиспаст, бертон fan. His Фильмы are fun but nothing special. AVPM? Funny and cute, but again, nothing to get crazy about. But, don't worry, I'm not a Twilight fan. I just can't stand the warfare between them and HP kids... Can't we just like our fandoms in peace?

-So what do I get crazy about, Ты ask? Lately, Russia and Russian Literature, (RASKOLNIKOV) Japanese anime, Big Brother, Indie Music, Action/Adventure movies, Grimm Fairy Tales (the one and only), aaaaaaaaand if it involves a book, I'm probably Чтение it. I'm trying to finish War and Peace by the end of this summer, lol.

-I'm trying to learn Russian so I can Переместить there and write novels and drink водка when I get older.

-Sometimes I feel weird being in this family. I'm not a very funny или witty person (when I was Snape, I'd sometimes sit for three минуты in front of the keyboard trying to think of something remotely funny, lose it, get off, and only after I was doing something else that I think of the perfect thing to say.) like Ты guys are. Like I сказал(-а) before, I don't really have the same interests, either. Am I too awkward? Just tell me if I am... But I'm going to start ranting about how weird I am, sorry. :D

-I overuse :D A LOT.

-I am a daughter of God before anything else. I found Him somewhere in the middle of doing this whole Snape thing. I believe He loves me and loves seeing me trying to make my sisters laugh.

So... That's it.

Anyone else want to post an Статья about themselves, go on ahead, Мой дорогой!

xHardcoreBunnyx, HPCouples and 1 other like this

Bluekait I knew you were going to say you're not a Burtonesque !!!! But that's okay, you're still my favorite professor,

ProfSnape Aww thank you!! :3 That means a lot!

HPCouples Oooh, I absolutely love this. I'm glad I know more about you now. :)

ProfSnape ^_^ Im happy some people are interested... Thank you. :3

xHardcoreBunnyx Wow, I never would have guessed these things about you lol. If you don't mind me asking, what is your nationality? American, British, etc?

ProfSnape Born in America, my heart stolen by the Russian Motherland. I'm unpatriotic... Lol.

xHardcoreBunnyx I'm interested. :D Why Russia? What happened that made you love Russia so much? Lol.

ProfSnape Russian literature. :3 I loved Crime and Punishment and want to read more from Dostovetsky, so part of it is so that I can read his novels untranslated.... Also, Russia just seems like a beautiful country... St Petersburg is supposed to be wonderful, and the culture friendly, but also a little rough. But it's also possible that I just have weird obsessions. :D First Snape, now Russia! Nothing weird about those two, right?

Snape96 Wow, I like Russian literature too . I love this article

ProfSnape Thank you! What's your favorite book of Russia?

Snape96 My favorite autor is : Лев Николаевич Толстой (Tolstoj), And my fave book is Анна Каренина (Anna Karenina).

ProfSnape Oh, wow! :3 What's it about? Tolstoy is really good!!

Snape96 The story is about illegal love. Anna wants a normally life, and he left his husband and she go away with his true love. His name is Vronskij.

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Snape Чтение newspapers , and a few things caught his eye.

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If Ты are one of about 185 cm tall, slim physique, the parchment-yellow skin, crooked nose and black iris, black hair and slightly oily ... Then do not read on, because Ты aren't that who we want!!

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You rub along the basement alone, but would like to get excitement? Then he found himself out of a job! Spy for us, the excitement is guaranteed! To apply your CV with фото in Hogwarts. или at Lord Voldemort, though in his case, only one fax number can be дана as a residence location is currently unknown ...

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Bankrupt undertakers...