Sonic The Hedgehog - The Movie

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog...

It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs by at 500 miles an hour.

Sonic: Tails, Ты read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?

Inside the base

Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see Ты guys
Espio: Great to see Ты to...

Roger returned from talking to the actors.

Roger: Okay. *Sits down Далее to the Casting Director* I told them to come in one by one.
Casting Director: Good. Ты can read the lines when necessary, right?
Roger: Of course.
Melissa: *Walks in with her Актёрское искусство coach*
Coach: Good pace. Nice and casual, now go in for the handshake.
Melissa: *Shakes the Casting Director's hand* Hi. My name is Melissa. I'm here to audition for the part of Juliet.
Coach: A little forceful, but keep going.
Casting Director: I'm sorry, who are you?
Coach: I'm Melissa's Актёрское искусство coach. Here for moral support, but ignore me.
Casting...

After Josh left, the Casting Director had a headache.

Casting Director: This has been awful so far. Should we take a 5 минута break before seeing the other actors?
Roger: That was the last actor.
Casting Director: It was?! We only saw 9 actors. I was supposed to cast this thing, and now it's ruined.
Roger: *Looking at his phone* My girlfriend just got here. Can I leave early?
Casting Director: No!!
Roger: *Sad* But, we have a пицца date...
Casting Director: I don't care about your пицца date! We're not leaving until we get our two leads! I'm calling Avery! *Calls Avery on her phone*
Roger: Ты know...

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog Фан Fiction

Bad Auditions By Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's Актёрское искусство Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The Hedgehog as Josh
And Blaze The Cat as Amy

One день at a building for plays.

Joe: *Parks his Chrysler in the parking lot*
Coach: *Parks his Escalade* Okay Melissa. Are you...

Catherine crawled onto the stage on all fours. She is dressed as a cat.

Casting Director: Uh, hello. Are you-
Catherine: Meow.
Casting Director: Excuse me?
Catherine: Meow. *Stretching*
Roger: Is this a method actor too?
Casting Director: I don't know what she's doing. *Stands up, and walks to Catherine* Excuse me miss.
Catherine: *Tries to scratch the C.D* Hisssssssss!!!
Casting Director: *Backs up, saving herself from getting scratched* Okay then.
Catherine: *Goes around in a circle. She stretches once more* Meow. *Sees the C.D* Hiss!!!
Casting Director: *Goes to her seat* Do Ты want to do a monologue,...

Martin arrives, dressed in the costume Romeo wore in the 1968 film, Romeo & Juliet.

Casting Director: Wow. Nice costume.
Martin: Forsooth, these simple garments for which Ты surmise have no mood или color to them. They are neither cheerful, nor melancholy as thus doth proclaim.
Roger: What did he say?
Casting Director: I think what we have here is a method actor. He stays in character all of the time, and thinks that the play is real life.
Martin: Alas! A man of the stage I cannot claim to be. Character one may find in these meek, and feeble bones, but-
Casting Director: I don't care. Look, if...

Josie walked up towards Roger, and the Casting Director.

Casting Director: Hi. Thank Ты for coming in.
Josie: Thank me? You, thank you.
Casting Director: Okay, so, will Ты be doing a monologue, или a scene?
Josie: A monotogue?
Casting Director: Do Ты mean, monologue?
Josie: Yeah.
Casting Director: Great.
Josie: But soft, what light in the window, there, Romeo. I Любовь you, we should kiss, and, that's all I have.
Casting Director: That was supposed to be a monologue?
Josie: Yes ma'am. That's it. Right?
Casting Director: No it's not. Ты know that. Don't you?
Josie: It was really long, but if y'all cast...