(WARNING: Cussing is in this article, so be cautious of that. If swearing turns Ты off, then please leave now.)
Ты know what? If the Sonic series does ONE thing I really loathe, it's getting rid of things I liked from it. I mean, seriously, what kind of a game series gets rid of some things that make it good!? But I digress.
And although there's those things we're glad never came back....
That doesn't change my opinion one bit. But hey, in the words of Steven Wright, Ты can't have everything! Where would Ты put it?
Seriously though, the Sonic series tends to tick a hell of a lot of people off by getting rid of elements of the franchise that we really liked, and it makes me want to scream out-
SEGA, YOU'RE DESPICABLE! (Daffy утка for the fucking win.)
And that's what brought me to making this list. So, without further ado, get your popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else Ты have with you, because WE'RE COUNTING DOWN.....
The вверх 5 Things I Want Back In The Sonic Series!
#5. Mighty The Armadillo.
Quoting my Crushing The Classics article, WHY TAKE THE TIME TO MAKE AN ORIGINAL DETAILED CHARACTER AND DO NOTHING WITH THEM!?
Yes, at #5 we have everyone's Избранное armadillo, Mighty.
Seriously though, (Get ready to hear that a lot.) Why did Mighty vanish into obscurity? Dare I say it, he was one of the better members of the Chaotix!
And I swear the трещина, сплит SUPERSONIC секунда the Chaotix game was released, Mighty completely disappeared. Fast. Like a bowling ball off of a небоскреб fast.
He was cool, strong, had a great personality, and had so much potential! So why'd they get rid of him? The only logical answer to this situation is......
ALIENS TEMPTED SEGA TO GET RID OF MIGHTY или THEY WILL BURN SEGA WITH THEIR TESLA пушка OF DOOM AND-
I have no idea why. It's a mystery that'll probably never be solved.
#4. The Super Emeralds And The Master Emerald.
Let's take a trip down memory lane. In the third Sonic game, Knuckles' duty was to protect this massive power Источник known as the Master Emerald. Also in that game were the super emeralds, which could be obtained by beating even FUCKING HARDER SPECIAL STAGES.
Sorry, I got terrible flashbacks of the genesis special stages...
But basic idea, WHY'D THEY GO? IT WAS SO EPIC HAVING SUPER EMERALDS AND THE MASTER EMERALD, BUT THEY WERE JUST THROWN IN THE TRASH NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN!
Maybe it's because they wanted the normal Chaos Emeralds to seem еще epic, but still! Ты just gotta Любовь those massive gems for being so powerful!
Also, this entry is a foreshadowing to the number one spot on this list. Just saying.
#3. Emerl.
ALMOTHERFUCKINRIGHTYO, so in Sonic Battle for the GBA there was a legendary robot that if tampered with carelessly, could destroy the entire world. This ancient being is one of the most devastating weapons ever created, and should never be messed with at a-
Yep. That's Emerl for you. But hey, Ты know what they say, never judge a book by it's cover! :D
или THEY WILL HUNT Ты DOWN......
This robot also happens to be one of my Избранное characters in the entire series, it's just so cool!
It also has the ability to copy it's opponent and do anything the foe did, no matter WHAT THE FUCK it is.
ITZ LIKEEE MEGERMAN! ^____^
For еще info on Emerl, play the game Sonic Battle! Buy your copy today for only $100,952,634,772,908,402 Dollars! :D
Ты can use your lunch money, I don't know. :P
#2. The Spring Yard Zone.
Seriously, this zone has got to make a comeback.
Spring Yard Zone: Why don't Ты get a LIFE!? >:D
Me: NOT THAT KIND OF COMEBACK! >.<
Seriously though, (What'd I tell ya. -___-) I really like the Spring Yard Zone. It's probably the most unique stage in the series, at least in my opinion.
It had epic music, a ton of bouncy springs, an avant-garde level design, great structure, and LOTS AND LOTS OF POINTS! ^___^
Because points are awesome, right?
.....
Of course, you're right. I mean, what kind of 14 год old nerd would Любовь points these days....
*Cries*
Also, as stupid as the boss was, Ты have to admit it, THE BOSS WAS EPIC AS SHIT.
Seriously, out of almost EVERY single boss in the entire Sonic series, we've never had a boss that Ты HAD to beat in a time limit, at least out of the normal fights. And I don't mean an actual time with a counter, I'm talking if Ты had to beat the boss in a certain amount of time.
This boss literally RIPS OFF the platforms Ты stand on, and you're dead if Ты take too long.
That. Is. EPIC.
In conclusion, I Любовь the Spring Yard Zone. From it's colorful and pinball-like graphics to it's awesome theme, Ты just have to Любовь it. I really do hope this stage gets remade someday. In the meantime....
Me: *Refreshing the Sega page every 2 seconds* COME ON! >.<
#1. Hyper Sonic.
Ты SAW THIS ONE COMING, DIDN'T YOU!? Yes, at number 1, we have the MOST EPIC GODDAMN FORM IN ANY GAME SERIES TO DATE.
SUPER SAIYEN 4? WHAT HENTAI WAS THAT!? >:D
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS NOT TO LOVE! HE GETS A радуга COLOR PALLETE SWAP, Ты HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE ELEMENTAL SHIELDS, YOU'RE FUCKING INVINCIBLE, AND Ты GO SO GODDAMN FAST Ты CAN SEE THE HOLOGRAMS OF SONIC BEHIND HIM!
I'M SORRY FOR FANBOYING HERE, BUT WHY DID SEGA HAVE TO ONLY PUT THIS AWESOME NEW FORM IN ONLY ONE GAME!?
That's like putting the огонь цветок in only one Mario game, it's retarded. -___-
I can't stress this enough, Hyper Sonic shouldn't just "Should" return, IT FUCKING HAS TO.
And I have to say, after all these Sonic games, Super Sonic just doesn't cut it anymore. I mean hell, he's been in over 10 Sonic games already, why NOT put Hyper Sonic back in?
Wait.... I have an idea! SOMETHING EVEN BETTER THAN PUTTING IN HYPER SONIC!
WHY NOT ZOIDBERG? :D
........
Comments: *Stabs me in the heart*
(Hey there! I hope Ты enjoyed the first installment in the Super Sonic Mega Marathon Month! Come back every week for more! For еще info on this special event, check out my last Статья in this club. Thanks for reading, and until Далее time! :D)
(FUN FACT: The word I сказал(-а) earlier is pronounced "All/Mother/Fuckin/Righty/O" For the people who were wondering. Not that anyone really was wondering... XD)
Ты know what? If the Sonic series does ONE thing I really loathe, it's getting rid of things I liked from it. I mean, seriously, what kind of a game series gets rid of some things that make it good!? But I digress.
And although there's those things we're glad never came back....
That doesn't change my opinion one bit. But hey, in the words of Steven Wright, Ты can't have everything! Where would Ты put it?
Seriously though, the Sonic series tends to tick a hell of a lot of people off by getting rid of elements of the franchise that we really liked, and it makes me want to scream out-
SEGA, YOU'RE DESPICABLE! (Daffy утка for the fucking win.)
And that's what brought me to making this list. So, without further ado, get your popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else Ты have with you, because WE'RE COUNTING DOWN.....
The вверх 5 Things I Want Back In The Sonic Series!
#5. Mighty The Armadillo.
Quoting my Crushing The Classics article, WHY TAKE THE TIME TO MAKE AN ORIGINAL DETAILED CHARACTER AND DO NOTHING WITH THEM!?
Yes, at #5 we have everyone's Избранное armadillo, Mighty.
Seriously though, (Get ready to hear that a lot.) Why did Mighty vanish into obscurity? Dare I say it, he was one of the better members of the Chaotix!
And I swear the трещина, сплит SUPERSONIC секунда the Chaotix game was released, Mighty completely disappeared. Fast. Like a bowling ball off of a небоскреб fast.
He was cool, strong, had a great personality, and had so much potential! So why'd they get rid of him? The only logical answer to this situation is......
ALIENS TEMPTED SEGA TO GET RID OF MIGHTY или THEY WILL BURN SEGA WITH THEIR TESLA пушка OF DOOM AND-
I have no idea why. It's a mystery that'll probably never be solved.
#4. The Super Emeralds And The Master Emerald.
Let's take a trip down memory lane. In the third Sonic game, Knuckles' duty was to protect this massive power Источник known as the Master Emerald. Also in that game were the super emeralds, which could be obtained by beating even FUCKING HARDER SPECIAL STAGES.
Sorry, I got terrible flashbacks of the genesis special stages...
But basic idea, WHY'D THEY GO? IT WAS SO EPIC HAVING SUPER EMERALDS AND THE MASTER EMERALD, BUT THEY WERE JUST THROWN IN THE TRASH NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN!
Maybe it's because they wanted the normal Chaos Emeralds to seem еще epic, but still! Ты just gotta Любовь those massive gems for being so powerful!
Also, this entry is a foreshadowing to the number one spot on this list. Just saying.
#3. Emerl.
ALMOTHERFUCKINRIGHTYO, so in Sonic Battle for the GBA there was a legendary robot that if tampered with carelessly, could destroy the entire world. This ancient being is one of the most devastating weapons ever created, and should never be messed with at a-
Yep. That's Emerl for you. But hey, Ты know what they say, never judge a book by it's cover! :D
или THEY WILL HUNT Ты DOWN......
This robot also happens to be one of my Избранное characters in the entire series, it's just so cool!
It also has the ability to copy it's opponent and do anything the foe did, no matter WHAT THE FUCK it is.
ITZ LIKEEE MEGERMAN! ^____^
For еще info on Emerl, play the game Sonic Battle! Buy your copy today for only $100,952,634,772,908,402 Dollars! :D
Ты can use your lunch money, I don't know. :P
#2. The Spring Yard Zone.
Seriously, this zone has got to make a comeback.
Spring Yard Zone: Why don't Ты get a LIFE!? >:D
Me: NOT THAT KIND OF COMEBACK! >.<
Seriously though, (What'd I tell ya. -___-) I really like the Spring Yard Zone. It's probably the most unique stage in the series, at least in my opinion.
It had epic music, a ton of bouncy springs, an avant-garde level design, great structure, and LOTS AND LOTS OF POINTS! ^___^
Because points are awesome, right?
.....
Of course, you're right. I mean, what kind of 14 год old nerd would Любовь points these days....
*Cries*
Also, as stupid as the boss was, Ты have to admit it, THE BOSS WAS EPIC AS SHIT.
Seriously, out of almost EVERY single boss in the entire Sonic series, we've never had a boss that Ты HAD to beat in a time limit, at least out of the normal fights. And I don't mean an actual time with a counter, I'm talking if Ты had to beat the boss in a certain amount of time.
This boss literally RIPS OFF the platforms Ты stand on, and you're dead if Ты take too long.
That. Is. EPIC.
In conclusion, I Любовь the Spring Yard Zone. From it's colorful and pinball-like graphics to it's awesome theme, Ты just have to Любовь it. I really do hope this stage gets remade someday. In the meantime....
Me: *Refreshing the Sega page every 2 seconds* COME ON! >.<
#1. Hyper Sonic.
Ты SAW THIS ONE COMING, DIDN'T YOU!? Yes, at number 1, we have the MOST EPIC GODDAMN FORM IN ANY GAME SERIES TO DATE.
SUPER SAIYEN 4? WHAT HENTAI WAS THAT!? >:D
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS NOT TO LOVE! HE GETS A радуга COLOR PALLETE SWAP, Ты HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE ELEMENTAL SHIELDS, YOU'RE FUCKING INVINCIBLE, AND Ты GO SO GODDAMN FAST Ты CAN SEE THE HOLOGRAMS OF SONIC BEHIND HIM!
I'M SORRY FOR FANBOYING HERE, BUT WHY DID SEGA HAVE TO ONLY PUT THIS AWESOME NEW FORM IN ONLY ONE GAME!?
That's like putting the огонь цветок in only one Mario game, it's retarded. -___-
I can't stress this enough, Hyper Sonic shouldn't just "Should" return, IT FUCKING HAS TO.
And I have to say, after all these Sonic games, Super Sonic just doesn't cut it anymore. I mean hell, he's been in over 10 Sonic games already, why NOT put Hyper Sonic back in?
Wait.... I have an idea! SOMETHING EVEN BETTER THAN PUTTING IN HYPER SONIC!
WHY NOT ZOIDBERG? :D
........
Comments: *Stabs me in the heart*
(Hey there! I hope Ты enjoyed the first installment in the Super Sonic Mega Marathon Month! Come back every week for more! For еще info on this special event, check out my last Статья in this club. Thanks for reading, and until Далее time! :D)
(FUN FACT: The word I сказал(-а) earlier is pronounced "All/Mother/Fuckin/Righty/O" For the people who were wondering. Not that anyone really was wondering... XD)
I'm sure every person in this fanclub agrees. here r some reasons why Sonic is better than Mario:
1.Plot: Look at Mario's games,always the same plot bowser kidnapped персик Mario goes
to save her. Mario succeeds brings her back to the гриб Kingdom. Then again she get's kidnapped like seriously? Very creative plot Nintendo. Sonic: Not always the same like sometimes he meets himself in the past. Sometimes he has to save the world from Dr.Eggman and sometimes he unites with wisps.
2.Villain: Bowser I can;t really count as a villain because after 34 years He would have thought some else scheme Sonic: Dr.Eggman builds robots and machines to take down Sonic.
3.Music: Mario has the same music, while Sonic has lots of different music. Want proof? Play Sonic Generation if Ты go to the very left there will be a room. There should be a trumpet или something go in front of it select it a Список of Музыка will come. [you have to unlock the Музыка first]
1.Plot: Look at Mario's games,always the same plot bowser kidnapped персик Mario goes
to save her. Mario succeeds brings her back to the гриб Kingdom. Then again she get's kidnapped like seriously? Very creative plot Nintendo. Sonic: Not always the same like sometimes he meets himself in the past. Sometimes he has to save the world from Dr.Eggman and sometimes he unites with wisps.
2.Villain: Bowser I can;t really count as a villain because after 34 years He would have thought some else scheme Sonic: Dr.Eggman builds robots and machines to take down Sonic.
3.Music: Mario has the same music, while Sonic has lots of different music. Want proof? Play Sonic Generation if Ты go to the very left there will be a room. There should be a trumpet или something go in front of it select it a Список of Музыка will come. [you have to unlock the Музыка first]