Mr Garrison: Okay, class, take your seats. We have-
[the kids ignore him and they keep ralking]
Mr Garrison: I сказал(-а) take your goddamn seats!!
[the kids stop talking and they sit down]
Mr Garrison: Alright. So as I was saying, we have a new student that will be joining in our class.
Cartman: What? New student?
Butters: Is it a boy?
Clyde: If it is, we can Показать him how to throw rocks at people's trucks!
All boys: Yeah!
Mr Garrison: Okay! That's enough! Anyways, to answer your question, no. It's not a boy.
Cartman: Aw, what?
Kyle: I almost knew it.
Stan: Then is it a girl?
Mr Garrison: Well, apparently, yes. Now I want all of Ты to be nice to her. And if I hear one bad Сообщить from her, you're going to be in big tro Everyone.
(The new girl comes in the class)
Mr Garrison: Meet Priscilla Smith. She just moved here from New York. Everyone say "hi".
All: Hi, Priscilla.
Priscilla: Um... Hi...
Kyle: Wow... (Stares at Priscilla) She's the most beautiful girl I have ever seen...
Mr Garrison: So Priscilla, can Ты introduce yourself to the class?
Priscilla: Um... My name's Priscilla Smith, and... I'm from New York City... And I just moved here because there was a tornado that was near there and me and my family decided to Переместить here in Denver... And... Since my dad likes the Rocky Mountains, he had a desire to go see and climb it, Heh heh...
[silence]
Clyde: Cool.
Mr Garrison: Alright, Priscilla, Ты can take a сиденье, место, сиденья Далее to... Uh... [Kyle points a сиденье, место, сиденья Далее to him] Ты can go sit right there Далее to Kyle.
Priscilla: Okay! [walks to her сиденье, место, сиденья and sits down]
Mr Garrison: Okay, class, today we're going to learn about History...
Cartman: Psst. Hey, new girl.
Priscilla: [turns around] Huh?
Cartman: Do Ты notice something wrong with Kyle?
Priscilla: No, what's wrong with him?
[Kyle keeps staring at Priscilla]
Cartman: Ooooo, look! Jew has a crush on Priscilla!
Kyle: [shakes his head] What? No I don't!
Cartman: Yes Ты do! Then why do Ты keep staring at her romantically?
Kyle: Shut up, fatass!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, Ты fuckin' Jew!
Mr Garrison: Eric and Kyle! Do we have a problem there?
Cartman and Kyle: No.
Mr Garrison: Good. If I hear Ты guys fighting again, then Ты two are going to bring your asses to the principal's office! Okay, class, now we're going to set up groups.
Bebe: Can we pick our groups?
Mr Garrison: No, Bebe. I'm the one who's going to set up the groups. For instance, Eric and Kyle, Ты two are going to work with Priscilla.
Cartman: Aw, what?! But she's just-
Mr Garrison: Eric! What did I just tell you!?!
Cartman: [sighs] Fine. Sorry, Priscilla.
Mr Garrison: Very well. Priscilla, if there's anyone treating Ты bad, Ты can just tell me.
Priscilla: Okay!
Cartman: Yo, Priscilla! Ты coming или what?
Priscilla: I'll be there! [brings her supplies and runs to Cartman and Kyle]
TO BE CONTINUED... Stay tuned for part 2.
