The Далее morning
"Ok Stan I have asked Ты here for one and one reason only!" "What is it Kyle?""I called Ты here to talk about why we are all still hanging out with Cartman." "Dude,you called me here to talk about that?!" " Dude,its 3 in the morning!" " I know,I know! Its just I wanted to talk about this while Cartman is sleeping." "Ok,ok. Just tell me what ever Ты were going to say so I can go home!" I believe that we all should get rid of Cartman once and for all!" " We can call those people who get paid to kill people when they wanna die!" "Wait,wait how are we gonna get them to kill him if hes not wanting to die?" "Dude we call them to do it while hes sleeping and tell them that he told us he wanted to die!" "Ok wait right there! Those guys who kill people were adults from South Park." "Well yeah I was aware of that so I got this guy from Denver to do it for free!" "Ok Dude Cartmans жопа, попка is going down!" "Totally!" As Stan and Kyle were talking they were unaware of Cartman being Далее to the window! "So, they want me dead huh? Well what they dont know is Im the one who took there parents and brothers and sisters! And Im also the one who ate all of there cheesy poofs!" "Yes hello is this the Denver people who kill others when they want to die?" "No? Then who am I talking to?" "Who cares.Anyways we have a friend who сказал(-а) they wanted to die.Yes.Yes Im sure this isnt a trick into killing a Болталка person for no reason или for revenge.Uh huh.Where?South Park.Yes we'll be there.When?How about 8? Ok 9's good.Alright thanks!" "Well wat did they say?" "I have no fucking idea the guy spoke chinese!""I just сказал(-а) Болталка things!" We meet at the mall at 9 tonight!" (Stan goes in a Болталка sexual gay trance) "I thought we already had plans for tonight hahahahaha!" "Ewwww gross Stan snap out of it!" (Kyle slaps Stan) "Oh dude thanks what just happened?" " Ты went in a trance of some sort that made Ты gay and thought we already had plans for tonight " "Ewwww thats gross dude!" "And that chinese guy сказал(-а) something like mall 9 tonight." While Stan and Kyle finished there plan Carman had just began his. "This is it Clyde frog!First we go up to Stan and Kyle and tell them that they found there parents in a shed and then I will tie rope to the bottom of the doorway which will trip them and they will land straight into the net I set up just earlier today!And I will keep them there until they starve to death. After that I will take an embarrising фото of them naked and Показать it to the entire school!" "Im telling Ты Clyde frog its genious!"
later that night
"Ok Stan this is where he сказал(-а) he would be." "Dude what time is it?" "Its almost time for him to be here." "Oh my god Ты guys come quick!" "What is it now Cartman?" "They found your parents!In that shed over there!" "No way dude I know excactly what would happen!" "You will just trick us to walk through the doorway causing us to trip and fall into a net,then wait til we starve to death then take pictures of us naked and Показать it to the entire school!" "Im not that retarded Cartman!" "Will not I would never do that!" "YES Ты WOULD CARTMAN NOW LEAVE US ALONE!" "What Stan is your gay trance going to happen again and Ты guys are going to make out?" "EWWW GROSS CARTMAN GO AWAY Ты SICK BASTARD!" "Ok then!" "SCREW Ты GUYS IM GOING HOME!" "Ok so know maybe he'll go to постель, кровати so chinese guy can get him!" "I dont know about Ты Kyle,but damn am I tired!"
at Cartmans house
"Ok chinese guy this is the guy Ты are supposed to kill." "50 dollar." " Dude what did he say?" "50 DOLLAR!!!" "OK FINE HERE 50 DOLLAR!!" "Ok so now I kill him right?" "Yes just do it already!" "OK!" "WAIT!!!" "Dude this doesnt feel right to me." "Yeah were better than this!" "SCREW THIS IM GOING HOME!" "Oh and chinese guy do us a favor and go kill this guy." It was a picture a that annoying fuck Pip! And know Kyle,Stan,and Cartman learned to still not like each other!
The Big Fat End
R.I.P Kenny M.
