Cartman Poker Face

I never truly understood why the utter lack of propriety shown on South Park was so hilarious, until I watched the Season Nine episode titled “Best Друзья Forever.” For those unfamiliar with this particular episode, allow me to elucidate.

South Park revolves around four little boys, Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny, who all live in a small Colorado town. On this day, the always indelicate Cartman wakes his mother up bright and early so he can be the first in line to get the new Sony PSP. Unfortunately for Cartman, all the other kids in South Park got up bright and early too, so when he gets...

Token:We Should Be There By Now. Maybe We Missed A Turn. I Guess I Should Have Taken A...Wait A Minute.
Token:Let's Go This Way!
Token:Come On, Phillipe! It's A Shortcut. We'll Be There In No Time!
Token:This Can't Be Right. Where Have Ты Taken Us, Phillipe? We'd Better Turn Around...And...Whoa...Whoa Boy, Whoa Phillipe. Oh, Oh! Look Out!
Token:Back Up! Back Up! Back Up! Good Boy, Good Boy. That's Good, That's--Back Up! Steady. Steady! Эй, Now. Steady. Phillipe? Oh No! Help! Is Someone There?
Token:Hello? Hello?
Kyle:Old Fellow Must Have Остаться в живых His Way In The Woods.
Butters:Keep Quiet! Maybe He'll...

SFG- *smacks forehead* I'm sick of these stupid questions...
Kyle- OMG! Cartman, what did Ты ask?!!?
Cartman- Me?!?! how about you!
SFG- No, guys. Here's the question: YouTube или not?
Cartman and kyle- YES! *turn to each other* HEY!
SFG- *smacks forhead again* I'm REALLY sick of these two...
Cartman- Hey, Эй, Micks!
SFG- *sighs* What?Cartman- What did Ты say to Kyle the other day?
SFG- nothing. I just asked him to answer the Вопросы honestly. Now, I want resoning in this answer. Cartman, why do Ты say yes to YouTube?
Cartman- It may be a pain, like Kyle, but its useful, unlike Kyle.
Kyle- .....-_-...

Trey Parker:Once Upon A Time, In A Faraway Land, Young Prince Kyle Lived In A Shining Castle. Although He Had Everything His сердце Desired, The Prince Was Spoiled, Selfish And Unkind. But Then, One Winter's Night, An Old Beggar Woman Came To The замок And Offered Him A Single Rose In Return For Shelter From The горький Cold. Repulsed By Her Haggard Appearance, The Prince Sneered At The Gift And Turned The Old Woman Away, But She Warned Him Not To Be Deceived By Appearances, For Beauty Is Found Within. And When He Dismissed Her Again, The Old Woman's Ugliness Melted Away To Reveal A Beautiful...

Kenny:Heh! Oh Boy! Wendy's Gonna Get The Surprise Of Her Life, Huh Clyde.
Clyde:Yep. This Is Her Lucky Day!
Clyde:I'd Like To Thank Ты All For Coming To My Wedding. But First, I Better Go In There And...Propose To The Girl!
(Pip, Jimmy And The Others Laugh)
(Shelly, Red And Annie Cry)
Clyde:Now, Ты Kenny. When Belle And I Come Out That Door--
Kenny:Oh I Know, I Know!
Clyde:Not Yet!
Kenny:Sorry!
Wendy:Clyde, What A Pleasant...Surprise.
Clyde:Isn't It Though? I'm Just Full Of Surprises. Ты Know, Wendy. There's Not A Girl In Town Who Wouldn't Любовь To Be In Your Shoes. This Is The Day... This Is The Day...