AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - Ты have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. Ты lie a great deal. Ты make the same mistakes repeatedly because Ты are stupid. Everyone thinks Ты are a jerk.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - Ты have a vivid imagination and often think Ты are being followed by the FBI или CIA. Ты have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent Ты for flaunting your power. Ты lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20) - Ты are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. Ты too are a jerk....
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