I was on the site The Lion's Call last night, and came across a Narnian 'Good Idea, Bad Idea' list. I thought it was quite funny, so I thought I might post some of it here.

Good Idea: Meeting Aslan
Bad Idea: Checking to see if his mane is real.

Good Idea: Visiting a newly-made world
Bad Idea: Visiting a newly-made world with a witch and your crazy uncle.

Good Idea: Wanting to send your children somewhere безопасно, сейф during bombing raids.
Bad Idea: Sending your children to a place where they have access to an evil witch, wolves, and talking animals.

Good Idea: Making plans to attack your enemy country.
Bad Idea: Making plans with children hiding behind the sofa listening to your every word.

Good Idea: Being Друзья with a donkey. (Puzzle)
Bad Idea: Being turned into a donkey. (Alas poor Rabadash)

Good Idea: Trying to reach Narnia through a wardrobe
Bad Idea: Trying to reach Narnia through a microwave.

Good Idea: Knowing a lot of proverbs
Bad Idea: Getting kicked in the rear because Ты quote them all the time

Good Idea: Making the Voyage of the Dawn Treader into a movie.
Bad Idea:    Leaving it for my rivals to make.

Good Idea: Trying to swim up a waterfall in in the REAL Narnia.
Bad Idea: Trying to swim up a waterfall in OUR world.

Good Idea: Crossing a melting river as quickly as possible
Bad Idea: Stopping to “think about this for a minute”

Good Idea: Sieging your enemy’s castle
Bad Idea: Sieging your enemy’s castle, then realizing that it is too late to carry out a successful attack, but going ahead anyway ( great idea, Peter!)

Good Idea: Sneaking out of постель, кровати in the middle of the night and turning on the lamp to read Narnia.
Bad Idea: Getting busted while doing so...

Good Idea: Typing Good Ideas and Bad Ideas
Bad Idea: Using the Good Idea, Bad Idea area as a discussion board

Good Idea: Giving Caspian a haircut when he’s asleep.
Bad Idea: Giving Caspian a haircut when he’s on the battlefield.

Good Idea: Naming your cat Aslan.
Bad Idea: Naming your dog Aslan.

If Ты want to read the whole list, visit thelionscall.com