Long knight rider или dark crystal или whatever this thingamajiggy was -- it was too f'in long, okay? I don't care. There's a guy who dresses up like a bat and doesn't do anything until it's time to fly from the 99th floor of a building to the 95th floor. The guy in the clown outfit is supposedly referred to as a "Joker" but he didn't tell one single joke. He did a magic trick where he made one of the mobsters fall asleep, probably because he was bored by the movie. There's so many Вопросы I have about this movie. It made no sense. Plus I couldn't SEE HALF OF IT!!! My boyfriend is the best looking Бэтмен Фан alive but he's a Бэтмен geek of звезда trek proportions and he's got every single freaking one of those Бэтмен action figure things in the box all over my apartment. He launched into a huge spiel to his Друзья as to why he took them out of the box, going into this whole thing about why Бэтмен is exempt from all insults and criticisms even if it doesn't make sense. But I don't get it. Ты got a bad guy who doesn't have missiles или superpowers. There's no big fight over the city, he just uses...intellectual debate? That's real fun.