Ellen DeGeneres
2. I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'
Ellen DeGeneres
3. I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.
Ellen DeGeneres
4. I was coming Главная from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
Ellen DeGeneres
5. I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when Ты sit in that silence. 'Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2.'
Ellen DeGeneres
6. My grandmother started walking five miles a день when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
7. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off. [i/]
Ellen Degeneres
8. [i]Sometimes Ты can't see yourself clearly until Ты see yourself through the eyes of others.[i/]
Ellen DeGeneres
9. [i]Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then Ты know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
Ellen DeGeneres
10. The only thing that scares me еще than Космос aliens is the idea that there aren't any Космос aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
Ellen DeGeneres [u/]
11. In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but Ты could see it a whole lot better.
[u]Ellen DeGeneres, (attributed)
12. They say Ты just stand over there, he'll say thank Ты and Ты walk back off and that's what I thought was gonna happen, but in my head, I had for five или six years known that he was gonna call me over.
Ellen DeGeneres, Commenting on being called over to sit with Johnny Carson back in 1986
13. I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
14. I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
15. Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong - normally Ты wouldn't say, thank God I have gas.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
16. The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she сказал(-а) "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
17. Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.
Ellen DeGeneres, Newsweek, 04-97, regarding Jerry Falwell's Комментарии
18. The way I see it... If Ты need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.
Ellen DeGeneres, On Cell phones and driving
19. I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe Ты don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
Ellen DeGeneres, on Oprah Winfrey 1995
20. Ты have to have funny faces and words, Ты can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
Ellen DeGeneres, US Magazine, January 1995
I am the mother of a son that tragically died in a car accident. He was eleven years old. I feel uniquely qualified to write a book about this loss.
My loss turned incredibly worse when I was informed that my husband was driving the car my two children were in, and alcohol was involved. I was devastated, shocked and confused. I had no idea he had taken them in the car when he was not only drunk...he was wasted.
I found myself slowly moving through the four phases of grief without knowledge of the importance of each phase. I had no idea how to deal with grief или that it could rear its ugly head twenty years later .
With a lot of help, I finally figured out that my future could give me a pleasant life even if the pain was tattooed forever on my heart.
I have self-published my book on амазонка and I encourage Ты to read my story and see how I managed depression so black I was afraid of LIFE. It is available now. It is called Eleven To Heaven
My loss turned incredibly worse when I was informed that my husband was driving the car my two children were in, and alcohol was involved. I was devastated, shocked and confused. I had no idea he had taken them in the car when he was not only drunk...he was wasted.
I found myself slowly moving through the four phases of grief without knowledge of the importance of each phase. I had no idea how to deal with grief или that it could rear its ugly head twenty years later .
With a lot of help, I finally figured out that my future could give me a pleasant life even if the pain was tattooed forever on my heart.
I have self-published my book on амазонка and I encourage Ты to read my story and see how I managed depression so black I was afraid of LIFE. It is available now. It is called Eleven To Heaven
Hello Ellen,
My wife would watch your Показать everyday, she always сказал(-а) however here день was going that Ты would cheer her up. I Остаться в живых my job in August and it has been a major struggle getting by. We have a 6 год old son that is so excited for Christmas, it brakes my сердце to look at him because unless things turn around there wont be a Рождество for him. I started to watch your Показать as well, I know what my wife means now because for an час a день I can smile and forget about all that is going on and wanted to thank Ты for making me smile and forgetting life's struggles just for a little bit of my day.
My wife would watch your Показать everyday, she always сказал(-а) however here день was going that Ты would cheer her up. I Остаться в живых my job in August and it has been a major struggle getting by. We have a 6 год old son that is so excited for Christmas, it brakes my сердце to look at him because unless things turn around there wont be a Рождество for him. I started to watch your Показать as well, I know what my wife means now because for an час a день I can smile and forget about all that is going on and wanted to thank Ты for making me smile and forgetting life's struggles just for a little bit of my day.
He bought a car for her and she will loss it because he made the payments , and helped her with the bills, She lives in a house I am paying for and now will have to pay all of house payment , utilities.
etc. I'm 68 and still working part time and not sure how long I will be able to and she will loss the house if something happens to me. She needs help desperately
Sent a picture of Kelley and Bert.
Thank Ты so much
Donna Johnson
mother
