uuuuuum... yeah, this isn't exactly an Статья but i couldn't think of anywhere else 2 put it. THIS IS FOR ALL Ты PERCABETH FANS! hope it's at least a little bit funny (i suck at Письмо humour) it's short so don't worry, just read it if Ты want and tell me what Ты think:
Dyslexia (created by me)
Percy- “Uuuummm… Эй, Annabeth?”
Annabeth- “Yeah Percy?”
Percy- “How do Ты spell meet?”
Annabeth- “M.e.e.t. why do Ты want to know?”
Percy- “I’m Письмо a note to someone. How do Ты spell me?”
Annabeth- “M.e. but I still don’t get why-”
Percy- “What about by?”
Annabeth- *sigh* “B.y. but who are Ты writing-”
Percy- “The?”
Annabeth- “Seriously Percy, Ты should know how to spell the word “the” by now. T.h.e.”
Percy- “Lake?”
Annabeth- “L.a.k.e.”
Percy- “Tonight?”
Annabeth- “T.o.n.i.g.h.t. What are you-”
Percy- “From?”
Annabeth- “F.r.o.m. honestly Seaweed Brain…”
Percy- “Percy?”
Annabeth- “WHAT!?! Percy!?! Ты don’t even know how to spell your own name! Jeez! P.e.r.c.y”
Percy- “Ok. I’m done!” *hands Annabeth the note* “here Ты go.”
Annabeth- *rolls her eyes* “Seaweed Brain, Ты just asked me to spell the note out for you. How stupid can Ты get? Ты should have just told me.” *scribbles a reply on the note and hands it back to Percy*
Percy- *looks down at the reply and frowns*
Annabeth- “What’s wrong Percy? Don’t Ты like my reply?”
Percy- “No… it’s just… I don’t know what it says. I can’t read it.”
Annabeth- *laugh* “It says of course I’ll come with Ты Seaweed Brain.”
The end!
Dyslexia (created by me)
Percy- “Uuuummm… Эй, Annabeth?”
Annabeth- “Yeah Percy?”
Percy- “How do Ты spell meet?”
Annabeth- “M.e.e.t. why do Ты want to know?”
Percy- “I’m Письмо a note to someone. How do Ты spell me?”
Annabeth- “M.e. but I still don’t get why-”
Percy- “What about by?”
Annabeth- *sigh* “B.y. but who are Ты writing-”
Percy- “The?”
Annabeth- “Seriously Percy, Ты should know how to spell the word “the” by now. T.h.e.”
Percy- “Lake?”
Annabeth- “L.a.k.e.”
Percy- “Tonight?”
Annabeth- “T.o.n.i.g.h.t. What are you-”
Percy- “From?”
Annabeth- “F.r.o.m. honestly Seaweed Brain…”
Percy- “Percy?”
Annabeth- “WHAT!?! Percy!?! Ты don’t even know how to spell your own name! Jeez! P.e.r.c.y”
Percy- “Ok. I’m done!” *hands Annabeth the note* “here Ты go.”
Annabeth- *rolls her eyes* “Seaweed Brain, Ты just asked me to spell the note out for you. How stupid can Ты get? Ты should have just told me.” *scribbles a reply on the note and hands it back to Percy*
Percy- *looks down at the reply and frowns*
Annabeth- “What’s wrong Percy? Don’t Ты like my reply?”
Percy- “No… it’s just… I don’t know what it says. I can’t read it.”
Annabeth- *laugh* “It says of course I’ll come with Ты Seaweed Brain.”
The end!
((Just so Ты all know, this is only a small part of the whole chapter. I'm particularly proud of this bit, as you'll soon see. Keep watch for an exclusive interview between The Fanfic's own Rita Skeeter and yours truly!))
Harry looked down at the long Список of Quidditch hopefuls. "Hailey, I don't see your name on here. I thought you'd sign up."
Hailey looked up from her eggs, smiling. "I'd rather leave Quidditch and rule-breaking to you. That IS what you're best at, after all," she сказал(-а) simply.
Harry only rolled his eyes. She could tell he hoped she had some of Dad's Quidditch talent, but she wasn't eager to prove it. After all, her family had enough publicity as it was.
((Now, this is only a teeny bit of the chapter. The real thing'll be a lot longer. But you'll have to wait quite a while for it.))
Harry looked down at the long Список of Quidditch hopefuls. "Hailey, I don't see your name on here. I thought you'd sign up."
Hailey looked up from her eggs, smiling. "I'd rather leave Quidditch and rule-breaking to you. That IS what you're best at, after all," she сказал(-а) simply.
Harry only rolled his eyes. She could tell he hoped she had some of Dad's Quidditch talent, but she wasn't eager to prove it. After all, her family had enough publicity as it was.
((Now, this is only a teeny bit of the chapter. The real thing'll be a lot longer. But you'll have to wait quite a while for it.))