{Will rip off some of SSS Show. Some characters will be the same from that Показать too.} Warning: Will contain Curse words.
Sonic's P.O.V
What the? I was looking at the mail. When I opened one of them and read it. My eyes widened and I called, "Silver! Shadow! Get your lazy asses down here!" Shadow comes down and asks, "What do Ты want Sonic?" Silver asks, 'Yeah what's all the screaming about?" I say, "Guys...it's from SEGA and it says and I quote, 'You're fired because we looked at your ages and saw that Ты all are the age that has to go to high school.'" Silver asks, "WHAT?! I'm not going to high school!"
Shadow says, "Neither do I but listened to this Silver. It says, 'You have to go because if Ты don't graduate. Ты won't be hired back and Ты will no longer be in games." Silver says, "They wouldn't dare! Ugh! FINE!" Shadow says, "It says they have already signed us up for a high school called 'Emerald high' and we are going to start on Thursday." Silver asks, "What's today?" I say, "Tuesday....WE NEED TO GET SUPPLIES!"
Shadow says, "Don't worry, I've got my money from G.U.N." I ask, "Did they огонь you?" Shadow says, "Not that I know of." Shadow then takes out a huge pile of dollars. Silver and my jaws dropped to the floor. I ask, "How much do Ты have!? And how did Ты get that!?" Shadow answers, "I got it from G.U.N, DUH! And I have.....about.....$12,000,000,000,000,009." I exclaim, "WHAT BUT THAT"S IMPOSSIBLE! How much does G.U.N pay you!?" Shadow says, "10,000 dollars a month."
I say, "Wow. I have to get a job there." Shadow says, "Hell no! You're not going to work there! I don't want Ты to be in the same organization as I do! and anyways they aren't hiring anytime soon." I say, "Darn. I could get so much money from working there." Silver says, "um...anyways should we go now?" We both nod, and went over to Shadow's car. We saw someone come over to us. It was Rage the flamehog {Adding OCs to it.} Rage asks, "Hey guy, can i stay at your place for a bit. Charmy was being an dumbass and burned my house down. I kicked his жопа, попка for that, But anyways can I stay at your mansion?"
Shadow says, "I'm cool with that." Silver says, "Sure." I says, "You can stay at our mansion. Still we learned we have to go to school. So we have to go get supplies. Can Ты watch over the house for us. I don't want Charmy burning our house down." Rage says, "Don't worry, i will make sure the chaotix stay away from this mansion." We all nod and go into the car. Shadow drives off. I ask, "So should we make a Список while Ты drive us there?" Shadow says, "Yeah. That would be helpful. And Silver don't Ты dare be a dumbass and put useless утиль, барахло, мусор on the Список или I'll kick your ass!"
Silver says, "Yes Shadow. So Sonic we should put baby toys on the list?" I say, "Silver! Didn't Ты hear what Shadow said?! Don't put useless crap on the list! We are going to the store to get school supplies so focus!" Silver says, "Fine." I say, "So of course we need Pencils, Pens, highlighters, flashcards, notebooks, folders, and binders. Do Ты have an idea on what else we should buy?" Silver says, "No but still. Why don't we have those stuff at the mansion?" I say, "I don't know...Oh I forgot. We also need plain paper."
Silver says, "now i seriously don't know how we don't have plain paper." I say, "because Ты use them for your dumbass drawings!" Silver says, "hey! Shut up! I enjoy doing them and Ты can't stop me!" Shadow growls, "GOD! SHUT THE FUCK! WE ARE GOING TO GET SCHOOL SUPPLIES! NOT ARGUE ALL FUCKING DAY! SO SHUT UP BEFORE I TURN THIS CAR AROUND AND HAVE TO TRY TOMORROW!" Silver and I say, "Sorry Shadow." I say, "Okay now lets focus. What else do we need?" Silver says, "Maybe a planner."
I say, "yeah that works!" {After we got to the store.} Silver says, "I want toys!" I say, "Shut up!" Silver says, "But I want toys!" I say, "God fucking damn it! NO!" Silver says, "but-" I growl, "I сказал(-а) 'NO'! So shut up and lets go get the supplies we need and don't say anything stupid или I'll kick your ass!" Silver says, "Fine!" I walked up to Shadow and say, "I can't take this anymore! Silver is driving me crazy!"
Shadow says, "now Ты know how I feel when i end up being with him. Now that I'm in charge. Ты stay with him!" I say, "There is no way in hell I'm going with that dumbass!" Shadow take out a gun and points it at my face. Shadow says, "If Ты don't freaking take him, I'm going to shoot Ты with my gun!" I say, "Okay okay. Sheesh Ты don't have to point your gun at me." Shadow says, "Yes I did. Because if I didn't Ты would't take him." I say, "good point."
I looked over at Silver who was looking at candy. I went over to him and say, "Silver get out of the Конфеты section." Silver says, "but I want candy." I growl, "If Ты don't get your жопа, попка over here, I'm going to pay Shadow to shoot Ты with his gun! if Ты don't cooperate with me!" Silver says, "Fine. So what are we supposed to get now?" I say, "Pencils, Markers, Crayons, and pens." Silver says, "oh. Okay."
{After getting everything we need.}
Shadow say, "About time! Эй, why does Silver have candy!?" I say, "Because he wouldn't fucking shut up unless I got him candy! I couldn't take it anymore! He talks to fucking much!" Shadow says, "Yeah I know that." Silver says, "Yay! Candy!" Shadow says, "Shut up Silver before I take that Конфеты and stick it up your ass!" Silver finally shuts up after that. I ask, "You mean I could have just сказал(-а) that to make him shut up!? I wasted my money on Конфеты because I couldn't shut him up even with my threats. Yet he listens to your threats! That's totally unfair!"
Shadow says, "Well that's because I don't make empty threats and he knows I will do it. I always commit to my threats unlike you." I say, "Whatever...Silver! We are not buying Ты fucking baby toys so don't even ask, in fact don't look at it at all!" Silver says, "Can I please have baby toys!?" I ask, "Shadow can i borrow that gun of yours?" Shadow gives me his gun. I shoot Silver on the left leg. Silver falls on the floor and says, "Ow ow ow ow how did I not see that coming?"
I say, "That is what Ты get for being so fucking annoying! Don't Ты dare ask us to get Ты baby toys and candy! We will get them for Ты when we want to! But we only will if Ты are a good Silver!" Silver says, "I will be a good Silver." I say, "Then Показать us Ты are." Shadow says, "uh...anyways I think we should go now. We are making a scene." We both looked around to see everyone looking at us. Shadow sighs and says, "Sorry everyone. Just go back to minding your own business." We all left and went back home.
When we got Главная we saw Rage kicking Charmy's ass. I saw 2 other people with Rage. I ask, "hey Rage who are these 2 people?" Rage finished kicking Charmy's жопа, попка and says, "They're my siblings. Their names are Aurora the hedgefox and Daniel the hedgehog They lived with me for 3 days. But then Charmy burned down my house. Can they stay here?"
We all said, "Sure." Silver says, "Hey since Ты guys are hedgehog, fox, and combined. Were your parents a hedgehog and fox?" I say, "Silver why do Ты ask such stupid questions? Of course they were. What do Ты think they were? A bat and an echidna?" Aurora says, "It's alright Mister. We get it all the time. And yes they were." Silver says, "Wow she sounds like Cream." Shadow and I face palm. Daniel asks, "Who is Cream?" Rage says, "She is a 7 год old that is really polite and innocent."
Silver asks, "Are Ты a girl или a boy Daniel? I can't tell with Ты all red." Shadow kicks Silver and says, "What the heck Silver? Are Ты really that stupid? Of course Daniel is a girl. It's a girl name, she has a girl voice. What else do Ты need to be able to know her gender?" Aurora ask, "Anyways may we know your names?" I say, "oh right. I'm Sonic, Sonic the hedgehog. The fastest thing alive."
Shadow says, "I'm Shadow the hedgehog, the ultimate life form." Silver says, "And I'm Silver the hedgehog, the master of video games." Shadow says, "Totally not true. Since I beat Ты in Sonic games all the time." Silver says, "Do not!" Shadow says, "Do to....UGH i can't believe I am fighting with Ты about this!" Daniel asks, "Are they always like this?" I say, "Pretty much yeah. It's hard for them to get along. Telling by how Silver is a big dumbass." Silver says, "I heard that Sonic! But at least I'm not a jackass!" I say, "oh you've done it now Silver! Ты annoyed the hell out of me in the store and now you're starting to piss me off with this. If Ты ever call me a jackass again! I'm going to kick your жопа, попка with my dark Sonic form!"
Silver says, "I will call Ты whatever I want. Your a weakling. Ты can't hurt me." I ask, "What the fuck did Ты just call me? No one calls me a weakling now!...GET OVER HERE BITCH!" I started to kick Silver's ass. Shadow sweat drops and says, "Um....sorry about this. We just don't get along very well. If your going to live with us your going to have to get used to our fighting."
Sonic's P.O.V
What the? I was looking at the mail. When I opened one of them and read it. My eyes widened and I called, "Silver! Shadow! Get your lazy asses down here!" Shadow comes down and asks, "What do Ты want Sonic?" Silver asks, 'Yeah what's all the screaming about?" I say, "Guys...it's from SEGA and it says and I quote, 'You're fired because we looked at your ages and saw that Ты all are the age that has to go to high school.'" Silver asks, "WHAT?! I'm not going to high school!"
Shadow says, "Neither do I but listened to this Silver. It says, 'You have to go because if Ты don't graduate. Ты won't be hired back and Ты will no longer be in games." Silver says, "They wouldn't dare! Ugh! FINE!" Shadow says, "It says they have already signed us up for a high school called 'Emerald high' and we are going to start on Thursday." Silver asks, "What's today?" I say, "Tuesday....WE NEED TO GET SUPPLIES!"
Shadow says, "Don't worry, I've got my money from G.U.N." I ask, "Did they огонь you?" Shadow says, "Not that I know of." Shadow then takes out a huge pile of dollars. Silver and my jaws dropped to the floor. I ask, "How much do Ты have!? And how did Ты get that!?" Shadow answers, "I got it from G.U.N, DUH! And I have.....about.....$12,000,000,000,000,009." I exclaim, "WHAT BUT THAT"S IMPOSSIBLE! How much does G.U.N pay you!?" Shadow says, "10,000 dollars a month."
I say, "Wow. I have to get a job there." Shadow says, "Hell no! You're not going to work there! I don't want Ты to be in the same organization as I do! and anyways they aren't hiring anytime soon." I say, "Darn. I could get so much money from working there." Silver says, "um...anyways should we go now?" We both nod, and went over to Shadow's car. We saw someone come over to us. It was Rage the flamehog {Adding OCs to it.} Rage asks, "Hey guy, can i stay at your place for a bit. Charmy was being an dumbass and burned my house down. I kicked his жопа, попка for that, But anyways can I stay at your mansion?"
Shadow says, "I'm cool with that." Silver says, "Sure." I says, "You can stay at our mansion. Still we learned we have to go to school. So we have to go get supplies. Can Ты watch over the house for us. I don't want Charmy burning our house down." Rage says, "Don't worry, i will make sure the chaotix stay away from this mansion." We all nod and go into the car. Shadow drives off. I ask, "So should we make a Список while Ты drive us there?" Shadow says, "Yeah. That would be helpful. And Silver don't Ты dare be a dumbass and put useless утиль, барахло, мусор on the Список или I'll kick your ass!"
Silver says, "Yes Shadow. So Sonic we should put baby toys on the list?" I say, "Silver! Didn't Ты hear what Shadow said?! Don't put useless crap on the list! We are going to the store to get school supplies so focus!" Silver says, "Fine." I say, "So of course we need Pencils, Pens, highlighters, flashcards, notebooks, folders, and binders. Do Ты have an idea on what else we should buy?" Silver says, "No but still. Why don't we have those stuff at the mansion?" I say, "I don't know...Oh I forgot. We also need plain paper."
Silver says, "now i seriously don't know how we don't have plain paper." I say, "because Ты use them for your dumbass drawings!" Silver says, "hey! Shut up! I enjoy doing them and Ты can't stop me!" Shadow growls, "GOD! SHUT THE FUCK! WE ARE GOING TO GET SCHOOL SUPPLIES! NOT ARGUE ALL FUCKING DAY! SO SHUT UP BEFORE I TURN THIS CAR AROUND AND HAVE TO TRY TOMORROW!" Silver and I say, "Sorry Shadow." I say, "Okay now lets focus. What else do we need?" Silver says, "Maybe a planner."
I say, "yeah that works!" {After we got to the store.} Silver says, "I want toys!" I say, "Shut up!" Silver says, "But I want toys!" I say, "God fucking damn it! NO!" Silver says, "but-" I growl, "I сказал(-а) 'NO'! So shut up and lets go get the supplies we need and don't say anything stupid или I'll kick your ass!" Silver says, "Fine!" I walked up to Shadow and say, "I can't take this anymore! Silver is driving me crazy!"
Shadow says, "now Ты know how I feel when i end up being with him. Now that I'm in charge. Ты stay with him!" I say, "There is no way in hell I'm going with that dumbass!" Shadow take out a gun and points it at my face. Shadow says, "If Ты don't freaking take him, I'm going to shoot Ты with my gun!" I say, "Okay okay. Sheesh Ты don't have to point your gun at me." Shadow says, "Yes I did. Because if I didn't Ты would't take him." I say, "good point."
I looked over at Silver who was looking at candy. I went over to him and say, "Silver get out of the Конфеты section." Silver says, "but I want candy." I growl, "If Ты don't get your жопа, попка over here, I'm going to pay Shadow to shoot Ты with his gun! if Ты don't cooperate with me!" Silver says, "Fine. So what are we supposed to get now?" I say, "Pencils, Markers, Crayons, and pens." Silver says, "oh. Okay."
{After getting everything we need.}
Shadow say, "About time! Эй, why does Silver have candy!?" I say, "Because he wouldn't fucking shut up unless I got him candy! I couldn't take it anymore! He talks to fucking much!" Shadow says, "Yeah I know that." Silver says, "Yay! Candy!" Shadow says, "Shut up Silver before I take that Конфеты and stick it up your ass!" Silver finally shuts up after that. I ask, "You mean I could have just сказал(-а) that to make him shut up!? I wasted my money on Конфеты because I couldn't shut him up even with my threats. Yet he listens to your threats! That's totally unfair!"
Shadow says, "Well that's because I don't make empty threats and he knows I will do it. I always commit to my threats unlike you." I say, "Whatever...Silver! We are not buying Ты fucking baby toys so don't even ask, in fact don't look at it at all!" Silver says, "Can I please have baby toys!?" I ask, "Shadow can i borrow that gun of yours?" Shadow gives me his gun. I shoot Silver on the left leg. Silver falls on the floor and says, "Ow ow ow ow how did I not see that coming?"
I say, "That is what Ты get for being so fucking annoying! Don't Ты dare ask us to get Ты baby toys and candy! We will get them for Ты when we want to! But we only will if Ты are a good Silver!" Silver says, "I will be a good Silver." I say, "Then Показать us Ты are." Shadow says, "uh...anyways I think we should go now. We are making a scene." We both looked around to see everyone looking at us. Shadow sighs and says, "Sorry everyone. Just go back to minding your own business." We all left and went back home.
When we got Главная we saw Rage kicking Charmy's ass. I saw 2 other people with Rage. I ask, "hey Rage who are these 2 people?" Rage finished kicking Charmy's жопа, попка and says, "They're my siblings. Their names are Aurora the hedgefox and Daniel the hedgehog They lived with me for 3 days. But then Charmy burned down my house. Can they stay here?"
We all said, "Sure." Silver says, "Hey since Ты guys are hedgehog, fox, and combined. Were your parents a hedgehog and fox?" I say, "Silver why do Ты ask such stupid questions? Of course they were. What do Ты think they were? A bat and an echidna?" Aurora says, "It's alright Mister. We get it all the time. And yes they were." Silver says, "Wow she sounds like Cream." Shadow and I face palm. Daniel asks, "Who is Cream?" Rage says, "She is a 7 год old that is really polite and innocent."
Silver asks, "Are Ты a girl или a boy Daniel? I can't tell with Ты all red." Shadow kicks Silver and says, "What the heck Silver? Are Ты really that stupid? Of course Daniel is a girl. It's a girl name, she has a girl voice. What else do Ты need to be able to know her gender?" Aurora ask, "Anyways may we know your names?" I say, "oh right. I'm Sonic, Sonic the hedgehog. The fastest thing alive."
Shadow says, "I'm Shadow the hedgehog, the ultimate life form." Silver says, "And I'm Silver the hedgehog, the master of video games." Shadow says, "Totally not true. Since I beat Ты in Sonic games all the time." Silver says, "Do not!" Shadow says, "Do to....UGH i can't believe I am fighting with Ты about this!" Daniel asks, "Are they always like this?" I say, "Pretty much yeah. It's hard for them to get along. Telling by how Silver is a big dumbass." Silver says, "I heard that Sonic! But at least I'm not a jackass!" I say, "oh you've done it now Silver! Ты annoyed the hell out of me in the store and now you're starting to piss me off with this. If Ты ever call me a jackass again! I'm going to kick your жопа, попка with my dark Sonic form!"
Silver says, "I will call Ты whatever I want. Your a weakling. Ты can't hurt me." I ask, "What the fuck did Ты just call me? No one calls me a weakling now!...GET OVER HERE BITCH!" I started to kick Silver's ass. Shadow sweat drops and says, "Um....sorry about this. We just don't get along very well. If your going to live with us your going to have to get used to our fighting."
