This is inspired by the Ты Know You’re Obsessed When game.
Ты know you’re obsessed with Rick Riordan when...
1) You stalk RR.
2) You read his blog every single day, watching for an update.
3) You send him emails (even though he wouldn’t answer).
4) You re-read every single book he has ever written a million times (literally a million times), and still hadn’t got tired of it.
5) You have been on every single tour RR has been in.
6) You scream like a banshee when Ты meet him.
7) Then Ты faint.
8) Then Ты gain consciousness.
9) Then Ты faint again when Ты find out that RR left because he was too busy Письмо his books.
10) Then Ты gain consciousness again.
11) You constantly talk about RR to your Друзья about how great his Книги are and how Ты met him.
12) You jumped off a bridge when Ты saw RR sailing on a лодка below you.
13) You tried to swim over to the boat.
14) You tried to see whether you’re a child of Poseidon/Neptune during the opportunity.
15) You died trying to see whether you’re a child of a god.
Ты know you’re obsessed with PJO/HoO when...
1) You combined bird-DNA to a horse in an attempt to make a pegasus.
2) If Ты succeeded, Ты named the pegasus Blackjack.
3) Then Ты tried to combine goat-DNA to a human in an attempt to make a satyr.
4) You dream about PJO/HoO EVERY SINGLE DAY.
5) You curse PJO/HoO style.
6) You have your very own ancient Greek или Roman weapon.
7) You panic when Ты see a Фрукты stand with three old ladies knitting socks behind the stand.
8) You have a sneaking suspicion that your best friend is a satyr.
9) You believe in gods.
10) You try to find the Doors of Orpheus at Central Park, или the DOA Recording Studios in LA.
11) You injured your teacher because Ты thought he/she was a monster.
12) You flip your coin every секунда Ты get, using your force of will to try to change it into Ivlivs.
13) You try to charmspeak a cars dealer to lend Ты a BMW.
14) You walk into a burning house, trying see if you’re a fire-user.
15) You cut your hair and have plastic surgery so Ты looked like one of the PJO/HoO characters.
The Ultimate Sign That You're A Фан To Both Of Them...
- You're here right now on Fanpop Чтение this at the Герои of Olympus club.
So anyway... I just wrote this as I go, so it's kinda random... and I needed a distraction from work... so I'm going to shut my mouth and go do my work now.
Ты know you’re obsessed with Rick Riordan when...
1) You stalk RR.
2) You read his blog every single day, watching for an update.
3) You send him emails (even though he wouldn’t answer).
4) You re-read every single book he has ever written a million times (literally a million times), and still hadn’t got tired of it.
5) You have been on every single tour RR has been in.
6) You scream like a banshee when Ты meet him.
7) Then Ты faint.
8) Then Ты gain consciousness.
9) Then Ты faint again when Ты find out that RR left because he was too busy Письмо his books.
10) Then Ты gain consciousness again.
11) You constantly talk about RR to your Друзья about how great his Книги are and how Ты met him.
12) You jumped off a bridge when Ты saw RR sailing on a лодка below you.
13) You tried to swim over to the boat.
14) You tried to see whether you’re a child of Poseidon/Neptune during the opportunity.
15) You died trying to see whether you’re a child of a god.
Ты know you’re obsessed with PJO/HoO when...
1) You combined bird-DNA to a horse in an attempt to make a pegasus.
2) If Ты succeeded, Ты named the pegasus Blackjack.
3) Then Ты tried to combine goat-DNA to a human in an attempt to make a satyr.
4) You dream about PJO/HoO EVERY SINGLE DAY.
5) You curse PJO/HoO style.
6) You have your very own ancient Greek или Roman weapon.
7) You panic when Ты see a Фрукты stand with three old ladies knitting socks behind the stand.
8) You have a sneaking suspicion that your best friend is a satyr.
9) You believe in gods.
10) You try to find the Doors of Orpheus at Central Park, или the DOA Recording Studios in LA.
11) You injured your teacher because Ты thought he/she was a monster.
12) You flip your coin every секунда Ты get, using your force of will to try to change it into Ivlivs.
13) You try to charmspeak a cars dealer to lend Ты a BMW.
14) You walk into a burning house, trying see if you’re a fire-user.
15) You cut your hair and have plastic surgery so Ты looked like one of the PJO/HoO characters.
The Ultimate Sign That You're A Фан To Both Of Them...
- You're here right now on Fanpop Чтение this at the Герои of Olympus club.
So anyway... I just wrote this as I go, so it's kinda random... and I needed a distraction from work... so I'm going to shut my mouth and go do my work now.
