She hid the Trojan army in her caravan and transformed it into the Trojan horse
She went to prison
She taught Medea
She taught Circe
She taught Michael Jacksons Surgeon
Michael Jackson’s surgeon is a witch because he could change a man’s colour
She taught Marylyn Munroe how to act
She served Persephone the гранатовый, гранат seeds
She was Henry the Eights maid
She had a quickie marriage and divorce to Henry the Eighth
She smothered Henry the Eight in his sleep
She ate roast turkey with Geoffrey Chaucer
She took a shot at Hitler
Hitler took a shot at her
She pulled Hera’s hair when she was 6
Hera украл, палантин her animal crackers
She gave Medea the idea for a chariot drawn by flying snakes
She slapped the Titan Kronos
She kissed the Titan Kronos
She did surgery on Мадонна
She rode in a Kangaroos pouch
She broke a Cyclops out of prison
She took apart a car engine and gave the pieces to Hephaestus to,"Inspire", him
She introduced Lady GaGa to Aphrodite
She broke up a Cat Fight between Lady GaGa and Aphrodite
She shaved the Jackson Five and used it as an afro wig
She pushed Artemis off a cliff to, "See what would happen", to which Artemis pushed her off
Her caravan is bigger on the inside
She juggled dwarves who juggled magic mice who juggled knives between each other at Piccadilly Circus in Лондон
She was a surrogate for Artemis
She wrote the Harry Potter series but wore a wig and used the name J.K. Rowling
She is the mother of famous Demi-God historian Rick Riordan
She had a fling with DaVinci, фургон, ван Goph and Picasso
She dipped her hair in tar and was a model for the Mona Lisa although she had to bring back Marlene from Only Fools and Лошади so he could use her nose
She can fit over 19 marbles in her nose
She is the only Ginger Witch in existence
She is the only Ginger who hasn't been accused of being a witch
She cured Daedaleus of his smoking addiction
She sold a child to Brangelina and украл, палантин it back
She cursed Дисней for stealing the idea for Finding Nemo from her
She is allergic to deodorant
She is Hercules's Godmother
She wrote humpty dumpty based on a true story
She is the world’s most powerful witch in all time not including Hecate
She made cluedo life sized and played with real people (including the murdered one)
The chain of Hilton Hotels is directly linked to her caravan
She went to prison again
She was tested for madness and was declared, "Street-Safe"
She tunnelled out of prison accidentally breaking into a men’s prison
She spent 3 years hiding from the feds in a men’s prison being practically worshipped
She has slapped every pope throughout time
She has kissed every pope throughout time
She gave Jack Ruby (accidentally) the gun he would later use to kill J.F.K's assassinator
She gave Aphrodite the idea for a love-potion
She gave Eros (Cupid) his magic love-arrows
She spread the rumour that Aphrodite and Hephaestus were divorced when they weren't leading to many false myths
She gave away Amphitrite (Poseidon’s wife) away at her wedding because her father is a titan (Oceanus)
She tackled Demeter to the ground when she announced she should be with Poseidon (she was Poseidon’s sister and former lover) at his wedding to Amphitrite (Demeter had been made drunk by Dionysus as a joke)
She was the first person to get the black plague
She took a band of Elizabethan pirates to a water park
She owns a water park
She was Darth Vader’s stunt double
She hears voices
She does as the voices tell her
She can see ghosts
She built a cottage in the underworld
She always attends the council of the gods
She is a trained dentist
She is a lawyer
She removed Simon Cowells appendix against his will
Like her adoptive/new real father Cal she owns a frying pan made of celestial bronze for use against monsters
Last time she saw Hera on Mount Olympus se used Hephaestus’s Hammer to knock her down Mount Olympus much like Hera threw down Hephaestus
She did this while screaming,"DIE COOKIE THIEF"
Zeus found this very funny
Zeus thanked her
After this Zeus flirted with her
She declined
Hecate scolded Zeus for this
Hecate smoothed it over with Hera by promising she would one день drop a false Hera on anyone Hera wants
Unfortunately this person was Annabeth
In the год 3090 she was tortured with electric shocks