So I found this on Tumblr:
"JEYNA: A juicy, wonderful, marinated стейк with our chef, Rick Riordan, holding it two feet above your head and subtly telling Ты you'll never get it.
JASPER: A plate of sweet-and-sour chicken with the sweet being made of absolute cuteness and the кислый being relationship problems.
FRAZE: An adorable кекс with your Избранное animal made of icing giving Ты puppy-dog eyes made of icing, until our chef puts a candle in it and "accidentally" sets the entire кекс on огонь when he misses the candle.
LAZEL: A very yummy chicken nugget that Ты just ache for еще of.
PERCABETH: A very homey, familiar food, like chicken noodle soup,that is made delicious by spices that your Друзья added to it. Then our chef, again, comes over and says he forgot to add a spice, then proceeds to dump an entire bottle of vinegar into your soup, making it overflow onto the table, along with your feelings, as he watches Ты and your Друзья cry."
And I entirely agree. ;_;
"JEYNA: A juicy, wonderful, marinated стейк with our chef, Rick Riordan, holding it two feet above your head and subtly telling Ты you'll never get it.
JASPER: A plate of sweet-and-sour chicken with the sweet being made of absolute cuteness and the кислый being relationship problems.
FRAZE: An adorable кекс with your Избранное animal made of icing giving Ты puppy-dog eyes made of icing, until our chef puts a candle in it and "accidentally" sets the entire кекс on огонь when he misses the candle.
LAZEL: A very yummy chicken nugget that Ты just ache for еще of.
PERCABETH: A very homey, familiar food, like chicken noodle soup,that is made delicious by spices that your Друзья added to it. Then our chef, again, comes over and says he forgot to add a spice, then proceeds to dump an entire bottle of vinegar into your soup, making it overflow onto the table, along with your feelings, as he watches Ты and your Друзья cry."
And I entirely agree. ;_;