District 1 (luxury items): Well, being in the games is a huge honor here in District 1!
District 2 (masonry): Are Ты kidding me?! THE GAMES ARE HUGE FOR US!!!!! We always want to win, always known and feared for our bloodlust!
District 3 (electronics): *prior to bloodbath* okay, so the speed it'll take me to get into there and get the нож and back out again is approximately a minute, compared to the speedier 20-second tributes, but what about getting out? And the probability...what did they say about that again? Oh, right, about 22% of tributes die in the first quarter in the bloodbath...then the Далее 37%...then the...
District 4 (fishing): I Любовь Ты FINNICK!!!!!!
District 5 (power): Get in, grab the knife, that pack, that water bottle, get back out, okay get set GO!
District 6 (transportation): How come the only thing I can think about right now is trains?
District 7 (lumber and paper): Seriously? There aren't any axes in there?
District 8 (textiles): Ugh, this fabric is NOT good at all for running, and the shoes are SO two months and seventeen days ago...
District 9 (grain): Well, the worst part is that there was no bread. Which is actually good, because we're kind of sick of bread.
District 10 (livestock): How can I possibly kill a human?! I CAN'T EVEN KILL A STUPID COW WITHOUT CRYING!
District 11 (agriculture): Weird, I thought the edible plants instructor сказал(-а) that the arena was full of plants from my district!
District 12 (coal mining): Crap, why didn't I ask Katniss to teach me archery? I'M GONNA DIE.
District 13 (nuclear): Hi! I'm- *BOOM*
District 2 (masonry): Are Ты kidding me?! THE GAMES ARE HUGE FOR US!!!!! We always want to win, always known and feared for our bloodlust!
District 3 (electronics): *prior to bloodbath* okay, so the speed it'll take me to get into there and get the нож and back out again is approximately a minute, compared to the speedier 20-second tributes, but what about getting out? And the probability...what did they say about that again? Oh, right, about 22% of tributes die in the first quarter in the bloodbath...then the Далее 37%...then the...
District 4 (fishing): I Любовь Ты FINNICK!!!!!!
District 5 (power): Get in, grab the knife, that pack, that water bottle, get back out, okay get set GO!
District 6 (transportation): How come the only thing I can think about right now is trains?
District 7 (lumber and paper): Seriously? There aren't any axes in there?
District 8 (textiles): Ugh, this fabric is NOT good at all for running, and the shoes are SO two months and seventeen days ago...
District 9 (grain): Well, the worst part is that there was no bread. Which is actually good, because we're kind of sick of bread.
District 10 (livestock): How can I possibly kill a human?! I CAN'T EVEN KILL A STUPID COW WITHOUT CRYING!
District 11 (agriculture): Weird, I thought the edible plants instructor сказал(-а) that the arena was full of plants from my district!
District 12 (coal mining): Crap, why didn't I ask Katniss to teach me archery? I'M GONNA DIE.
District 13 (nuclear): Hi! I'm- *BOOM*
This is written completely by me so don't Ты dare steal it! If Ты do use it, remember to credit me, или else! This was inspired by THG & My friend Nadia (Nahh-Deee-Aaahh)
I bust the windows out your shop
'cause Ты never gave me my chops
i asked for them a week назад
but Ты never delivered them, no
I bust the windows out your shop
when i figured you'd never deliver
Those mutton chops in that mutton pie
so because of Ты im blind in the eye
I must admit Ты didn't do it
but i aint forgiving you, not a bit
'cause i went to the games
and i got punched in the face
Ты see, i was quite hungry
and Ты didnt give me
That pie when i told Ты i needed it
But now Ты can see what Ты have done
My eye has gone, forever it has gone
ow,ow,ow,ow
I bust the windows out your shop
'cause Ты never gave me my chops
i asked for them a week назад
but Ты never delivered them, no
I bust the windows out your shop
when i figured you'd never deliver
Those mutton chops in that mutton pie
so because of Ты im blind in the eye
I must admit Ты didn't do it
but i aint forgiving you, not a bit
'cause i went to the games
and i got punched in the face
Ты see, i was quite hungry
and Ты didnt give me
That pie when i told Ты i needed it
But now Ты can see what Ты have done
My eye has gone, forever it has gone
ow,ow,ow,ow
(Credit to xitsdanielle on tumblr)
Katniss is a fierce dame.
She’ll lift up her bow and quickly take aim.
Peeta likes to bake bread, in his dad’s oven
He’s a baker man.
They’re tributes in The Hunger Games.
Now all of Panem knows their names.
And they don’t even know what,
but they’ve gotta survive, yeah they’ve gotta survive.
All the tributes in The Hunger Games
Ты better run, better hide, gotta be quicker.
All the tributes in The Hunger Games
Fighting for their lives, trying to be the victor.
All the tributes in The Hunger Games
Ты better run, better hide, gotta be quicker.
All the tributes in The Hunger Games.
Fighting for their lives, trying to be the victor.
Katniss is a fierce dame.
She’ll lift up her bow and quickly take aim.
Peeta likes to bake bread, in his dad’s oven
He’s a baker man.
They’re tributes in The Hunger Games.
Now all of Panem knows their names.
And they don’t even know what,
but they’ve gotta survive, yeah they’ve gotta survive.
All the tributes in The Hunger Games
Ты better run, better hide, gotta be quicker.
All the tributes in The Hunger Games
Fighting for their lives, trying to be the victor.
All the tributes in The Hunger Games
Ты better run, better hide, gotta be quicker.
All the tributes in The Hunger Games.
Fighting for their lives, trying to be the victor.
