The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

The Далее day, Mikuru came to school, looking a little odd for her preppy self. Sheesh, I knew this would happen. Damn Kyon. Well, I took my usual сиденье, место, сиденья in homeroom, having a nice view of Kyon's head. It seemed for hours until class was over, but when I finally heard the passing колокол, колокольчик, белл ring, I felt relieved. I ran down to the lunch room, and quickly found a сиденье, место, сиденья Далее to Mikuru.
"Hey Mikuru... what's the problem?" I asked.
"I've done something wrong..." She сказал(-а) softly.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. She let Kyon in her pants, didn't she?
"What is it, Mikuru-kun?"
"I shouldn't..."
"Yeah yeah yeah. It's classified?"
"No,...

Haruhi and Konata's Moe College!
by chocopockyninja and Lolly4me2

Part 2

    I made it to my Далее class on time for a change. And sat in the back of the room and dozed off. I had a weird dream that I was a овца, овцы and miyuki was a bird and we had to rescue the sunshine princess from the evil dark warriors. Of cource I unleshed a triple kick combo attack on the warriors bon bons (butts). I was soon awaken by the teacher jabbing me with her ruler. "Dont burn the toast! What?" I yelled. That was sad...
"Izumi-san, did Ты get any sleep last night?" my teacher/professer asked.
"Well...