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posted by ThatDamnLlama

Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes:

1. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
2. I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
3. I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
4. I don’t believe you, continue.
5. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also,...

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Pam Over the Years

posted by jameswilson

This isn't a wordy Статья as much as it's just a little collection of pictures from the past seasons. I'm not going into my what I like and don't like about the changes Pam has gone through throughout the Показать (some I really like and some I don't so much), but it's cool to look back either way!
Things to note: her hair, makeup, clothes - plus the background and location of the interviews! It's fun to see the different set ups throughout the years!

My final three comments:
1) I hope Ты enjoy
2) Pam's the best
3) Comments/thoughts welcomed!

"Pilot" 1x01

"The Dundies" 2x01

"Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01

"Fun Run" 4x01

"Weight Loss" 5x01

"Gossip" 6x01

"Nepotism" 7x01

"The List" 8x01

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Dwight K. Schrute: An American Hero

posted by jamislife

Dwight. A name full of bravery and wonder.

Kurt. A name that means business.

Schrute. A name that produces very thirsty babies.

Fact: These names together make an american hero.

Work Life: For a man as young as he is, Dwight has accomplished еще in life than many co-workers his age. First off, Dwight makes it known that he is the вверх salesman in the company. this didn't come easy, it took a lot of persistence and hard work. and with hard work comes rewards. Dwight may be a salesman, but he is also assistant regional manager. (He was assistant to the regional manager, but was promoted when he was...

The Office: Season 6 Episode 14 'The Banker' Review

posted by lexabuti

Looking back, some of these old clips on 'The Office', were probably a big refresher. It didn't help that I not too recently watched those very same clips, but it was good to view some of the Season One office people and how some matured, while others became еще childish over the seasons. The funny thing is, there was a similar video on 'YouTube' which quoted their Ten Reasons To Watch The Office, so another reason could be that even if Ты missed a Популярное clip, Ты could watch it again on this reminiscent episode of 'The Banker'.

If I were to be realistic, I know of other series that have...

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Lyrics to Dwight's Canada Song

posted by Vixie79

There’s Newfoundland and Labrador,
Saskatchewan, Ontario,
Quebec, Alberta, Manitoba,
New Brunswick and Nova Scotia.

Prince Edward Island’s very small,
but British Columbia tops them all!

[And that's where Vancouver is.]

But… before I finish up my story,
Ты should know the territories.

There are only three so I’ll be quick,
the Yukon, Northwest, and Nunavut.

If Ты want to have a ball,
there’s Saskatoon and Montreal.

And if Ты want to pack your sacks,
we’ll be going off the Halifax.

And if you’re looking for a wife,
be sure to visit Yellowknife.

NATURAL RESOURCES!

Perennial geraniums,
nickel–think uranium,
are filling up my cranium,
the exports that they boast.

Keep going? No? Ingrates.

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A Brief History of the Schrute Family

posted by chel1395

This is a completely factual and accurate genealogical account of the Schrute family line. It is based on first hand information from Dwight Kurt Schrute, obtained during the filming of a documentary. The names, dates, locations and all other information may be made up, but the rest is the absolute truth.
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Effie Margaret Elderstein was the only child of wealthy German factory owners. She was a quiet and plain young woman, who had many suitors, but little interest in any of them. When...

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My вверх 10 Избранное Office Characters

posted by goalstopper

Dwight, my favorite character

As we all know the office is one of the funniest shows in Телевидение (if not the funniest) I decided to make a вверх 10 of my Избранное characters. By the way this is from 1 being my Избранное and 10 being my least Избранное of the ten.

1. Dwight
Dwight believes everything anyone says and takes everyone really seriously when it's clearly a joke. As well I like how he is a super nerd. Nerds are just funny to me for some reason.
2. Andy
Although Dwight is горький enemy with Andy and I did hate how he got rid of Dwight but I still Любовь how he can make awesome catchphrase for example dawsome,Beer me,sorry...

Dwight Schrute - еще Than Meets the Eye

posted by Vixie79

I always considered myself a different kind of girl. Mostly because I always got treated differently, by my family, by my peers and even my teachers. When I was younger, I always felt like the outsider; the one no one would ever listen to или understand, always ignored, always picked last for a game, ridiculed in anything I сказал(-а) and did, with no one ever giving me a chance to Показать my full potential.

I was the odd one. I was a black sheep. I know a thing или two about how it feels to be the butt of a joke, being at the mercy of those people called “popular” and “normal”. Too bad all those...

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The Office - Screencap Resources

posted by chel1395

Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene

The following is a Список of websites where Ты can find The Office screencaps.

For those unfamiliar with the terms found below: "Gallery Form" means the site has Опубликовано their screencaps in a form where Ты can view all of the Трофеи without downloading (see image on right), but if Ты want to save an image, Ты must do so one by one. "Zip File Form" means the site has saved all the screencaps in one file and Ты can download them all to your computer. The Gallery Form works best if Ты are just looking for one specific scene. The screencaps listed as "HDTV" were capped in high definition and are...

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Why Jim Halpert is the Best Character on The Office

posted by jenniferm

My Избранное character has got to be Jim not only for the extreme hottness factor, but I feel he is the most relatable. Everyone out there has a Jim или knows a Jim and if Ты haven't met him yet I hope Ты do soon! I've listed my вверх ten Избранное Jim moments that I feel best represent why he is my favorite:

10) Those ADORABLE "looks" he gives the camera. Ты know the ones! John does them so well and I Любовь them because it makes Ты feel kinda like you're there at Dunder Mifflin and not watching it on your TV.

9) He genuinely cares about his co-workers (not just Pam!) He cheered them on during...

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The Office: Season 6 Episode 15 'Sabre' Review

posted by lexabuti

This was actually a good comeback from the last episode dealing with clips. It's almost as if they took some time to make a good come back, and it was an enjoyable 'The Office', with the bonus of development plots.

It's good that Jim and Pam are searching for the right daycare for their child, it shows proactive behavior on their part and it actually opens us up as an audience to embrace a new member to the cast of 'The Office'. How would that turn out though, can anyone think it up; my guess is constant visits from Michael and some kind of protective wear for the child. Definitely no 'bring...

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Poor Toby: Cursed by Overzealous Writing?

posted by theraconteur

Some may disagree with this, but I hate the way Toby was written off the show. Since the last half of the third season, the writers have made Toby еще pathetic, desperate and creepy in each episode. I know Paul Lieberstein is a producer and writer for the show, so I may be off base. Even if Paul did want to stay behind the scenes, I think he could have been phased out with еще finesse.
In season two, Toby gradually got еще screen time. He was always my Избранное minor character, along with Darryl, because they were voices of reason against Michael's crazy antics. I never thought Toby seemed...

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Kevin's Fiancee Does Exist

posted by chel1395

Trish Gates

After Чтение ANOTHER Статья that hints at Kevin Malone's fiancee, Stacy, not existing, I have decided to prove to the world that not only does she exist, we've seen her. Several times. First of all, the actress who plays her is named Trish Gates. Trish has starred in four Office episodes, however her scenes in "The Dundies" were cut from the original episode. Ты can see her in "The Dundies" deleted scene where Kevin points out that he brought his fiancee. She is also seen briefly in "Email Surveillance" at Jim's party. We don't see her again until Season 3 in "Phyllis's Wedding." Then, we get another brief glimpse of her in "Cocktails" when the office staff is at Poor Richard's Bar. And then, of course, there is the fact that Kevin brought Stacy's daughter, April, to work in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day." I ask anyone who thinks that Stacy is a figment of Kevin's imagination to please watch the episodes mentioned above. Thank Ты and good night :)

Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding

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John vs James

posted by sandyboard93

On the Форумы I have been hearing a lot of anti-James Gunn comments. Yes, we all know John Krasinski is a lot cuter than James Gunn and yes, it would be very cute if John and Jenna were indeed dating. But in reality James and Jenna have been together for a long time and it would be unrealistic to have hopes that Jenna will divorce the dork an go for the hunk.

James Gunn and Jenna Fischer have been happily married since fall of 2000, about a год before Jenna even started working with John. I think what most people are missing here is that actors DO have lives other than the lives in their hit...

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The Office Season 5 Episode 24 “Casual Friday” Review by Connie Norberg

posted by conniewrites

link Review by Connie Norberg

Kevin Malone begins our hilarious episode with his “Kevins Famous Chili” as he walks into the building with his very big pot of homemade chili. With the elevators out of order, he is forced to walk the chili all the way to the office. Unfortunately, he doesn’t make it far before it spills onto the carpeted floor. So he looks around for something to scoop it up with and put back into the pot. Using 2 folders, he slops the now contaminated chili back into the pot, while falling directly into the spill; his suit is covered in chili.

Meanwhile, Michael Scott holds...

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Фан FICTION -- "Dating, Michael Scott Style"

posted by chel1395

Summary: In ‘Night Out’ we heard that Michael has been going on some really bad dates, but we didn’t get to see them. Thankfully, I happen to know one of the cameramen and he let me watch footage from three of Michael’s dates. The following is a transcription of the video for your Чтение pleasure. :D

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DATE #1

(Michael is standing outside Poor Richards)

Michael: (to the camera) So, this is my first real дата since Jan and I broke up. Her name is Helen and she’s the daughter...

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The Diary of a Cameraman - ужин Party

posted by chel1395

Summary: This is a diary entry written from the point-of-view of one of the cameramen. Despite the fact that he is always in the offices of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, we never get to hear from him...until now. This entry is dated the день of Michael and Jan's ужин party. There are no pictures because I wanted to preserve the feeling that Ты are Чтение a diary. Plus, I'm lazy.

DIARY ENTRY FOR APRIL 10, 2008:
It’s about 11:30 at night and Joe and I are parked outside Schrute Farms, watching as Dwight and Michael go into the farmhouse. Dwight’s cousin, Mose, is peeking out of the сарай at us....

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Why the world needs people like ANGELA

posted by greekthegeek

Okay, so most people typicaly hate mean,snotty,rude,bossy people. So, Angela, from the office, is one of those people. So really, in the real world, most people hate those kinds of people like Angela.

BUT, we need people like her . Is that a shocker to you?

People like Angela, tell it like it is. And have 100% truth in their words. Your Друзья and family will always give Ты a positive side, but Angela will always tell the honest answer.

Also, they can tell when things are whoreish или not :). I mean really! If Ты wear orange, people will think that Ты look whoreish (maybe) so people like Angela...

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A Comeback Story

posted by WorshipDwight

Two years ago, I wrote an article, “Confessions of an Addict,” sharing the pains and joys of my serious addiction to the Office. Since then, I’ve revisited the Статья several times for nostalgia’s sake, and many еще times I’ve considered Письмо another chapter in my addiction story. What stopped me?

For the longest time, I was worried that I had indeed found the reason for my failure to write another addiction article. I was certain I had Остаться в живых faith. I was certain that my Любовь for the Office had faded. I looked back at my “Confessions” Статья with...

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NBC Green Week: The Office Does Green Right

posted by chel1395

NBC's Green Week Logo

When NBC announced that it would devote an entire week to promoting saving the environment and “going green,” my first thought was how The Office could cleverly incorporate that message into an episode. The synopsis of ‘Survivor Man’ was promising…Michael goes into the wilderness to see if he can survive on his own. That right there gives Ты plenty of great opportunities to discuss the environment and how we need to save the planet. And while 'Survivor Man' may not have been the best episode of the series, it did manage to do the impossible: it promoted the environment and “going...