Ever wondered what the characters of TVD would sound like giving voicemails? Here’s your chance to find out!
Damon: Hello, you’ve reached Damon Salvatore. I am not available at the moment. I’m chasing my brother’s girl, at the grill drowning in my sorrows, или I’m fucking and abusing girls to get my mind off Elena. Please leave a message and I’ll kill- I mean call Ты later. *beep*
Stefan: Hello, you’ve reached 1-900-PUSSY-VAMPIRE. I’m not available at the moment. I’m too busy either brooding over the fact that my balls left me and I’m less of a man then my brother is или I’m...
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