Youtube Poop: The Stoned Brakevan

Narrator: Leon, Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier are four Alco PA's in Delaware & Hudson paint. They are very random, and most of the time, have no clue what they're talking about.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Narrator: With Valentine's день getting close, the four of them went together to find steam engines.
Leon, Stan, Sebastian, & Xavier: *In front of Tabby at Nova Station*
Tabby: What do Ты want? I have to leave soon.
Leon: Will Ты be one of our valentine's?
Tabby: No, now please Переместить out of the way.

The train yard.

Leon: Will Ты go out with one of us?
Rachael: Sorry.
Suzie: We're our own valentine....

Sir Handel was getting extra coal, and was talking to Thomas, who had to wait for a signal to turn green.

Sir Handel: I got new wheels.
Thomas: That's great.
Sir Handel: Better than great. These new wheels give me еще grip.
Thomas: That's good.
Henry: *Passes with a freight train*
Thomas: *Sees his signal turn green* See Ты later Sir Handel. *Takes off with his freight train*
Sir Handel: *Finishes Загрузка coal, and heads to the other engines*
Duncan: Look at his steam roller wheels.
Sir Handel: Be quiet. These wheels are grand. Now I'll go faster than any of you.
Duke: You'll never! *Laughs*
Skarloey:...