I'm sorry if Ты find the style of my Письмо wierd for this, but I thought it would work for this article.
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Belle, Boco, and Salty are in a shed, hanging out
Salty: Эй,
Belle, do Ты have anything to drink?
Belle: Yeah, in the fridge.
Boco: Эй,
Salty, can Ты get me a glass of malk?
Salty: They don't have any malk, but I can get Ты some milk.
Belle: That's what he just said.
Boco: Yeah, I just want some malk.
Salty: No no, you're saying it wrong. You're saying malk like it's a disease.
Belle: *laughs* How do Ты say it?
Salty: I'm saying it the way others oughta say it, which is...
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