There’s a Jotun in my bed
Took a hammer to the head
I smell Shawarma everywhere
Something sticky in my hair
Ripped my cape and Остаться в живых my helm
Is that guy even from this realm?
Bilgesnipes swimming in the sink
Someone painted Mjolnir pink
Word of this, I fear
Has reached Odin’s ears
I’m screwed—Oh well!
Now exiled to Earth
Some день I’ll return
To rule!
Spoken: FOR ASGARD!
Last Friday night
Yeah we trashed the banquet hall
Casks of ale, we drank them all
Did we really start a brawl?
Last Friday night
Drunk on horseback like a boss
Went joy-riding on Bifrost
Came to Midgard and got lost
Last Friday Night
Tried...
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