OTP

Okay, be nice, please, because I know this ain't that good, plus the snow is really pissing me off. IGNORE THE CURSES PLEASE.
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After Kate died, Tony never thought anything good could happen to him.

But then, he looked up from a phone conversation to find a beautiful Israeli in front of him, and was absolutely mortified.

Even еще so when the first words she spoke to him- ever- were, “Having phone sex?”

They fought, constantly, so when Gibbs told them they had to go undercover, they both rejected it.

When she first kissed him, that first night, she blew his mind.

God,...

I don't normally do script fics, but in this case, it's the only way to go...

The setting- An abandoned warehouse outside of Washington DC

The time- Present Day

The characters- Agent Anthony DiNozzo, Agent Ziva David, and an unnamed ex-Mossad liason officer, bent on destroying NCIS

The plot- Oh, just Ты wait. It's coming.

[Tony and Ziva are creeping through the abandoned warehouse, searching for their killer]
Ziva- Why are we doing this again?
Tony- Because a certain McProbie forgot to lock the door of the interrogation room, and now we have to fix his problem!
Ziva- Oh yes.
Tony- McProbie can be so...