Mew mew

1. Put laxatives in her drink.
2. Tell her she has a moustache.
3. Keep getting mixed up with whether her name means грейпфрут или Pomegranate.
4. After about a месяц of getting confused, about which one is right, decide to solve the problem by just calling her "Mr. Grumpy."
5. When (and if) she tries to talk to you, pretend not to hear and stare at the exact same place for the Далее 15 minutes.
6. Keep insisting to her that her and Mint are a couple.
7. Force-feed her Ichigo's cooking.
8. Pinch her cheek and go "Aww, who's a good wolfy then?"
9. Everyday, ask her if she's going to America yet.
10. Find...

Verse 1
Ichigo: Let's eat some strawberries...
Mint: With parfait, cakes, and рис, райс cakes
You'll be happy if Ты eat them all
Lettuce: или a bunch of other fruits...
Pudding: Kiwis, sweeties, and peaches
I really like fruit!
Mint: или cold ice cream
Lettuce: Put it in the freezer to harden
Top it with sauce later
Pudding: I like all of these...
Ichigo: I'm a little irresolute
But that's OK, because I'm cute!
Zakuro: Just being very sweet...
Lettuce: Would leave something...
Mint & Lettuce: ..to be desired~
Ichigo: Put on your Избранное topping
If Ты don't have it, then go shopping
wait for it nyaa~
It
Mint:...

The sun.
A beautiful place, blazing hot.
So hot, that no living human could walk on it.
Except one.
We expect her to have long brown hair tied into a red bow, yellow gloves, yellow ballerina dress, yellow shoes. Yellow eyes, if possible but if blue, fine.


Sakura: Look guys! I'm touching the sun!
Ringo & Berry: EHHHH?
Sakura: I'm just kidding! Geez,you guys...
Ringo: Ты had us scared, Sakura-Neechan!
Berry: Yeah!
Sakura: I feel like the sun is calling out to me...somehow...

Later that day...
Sakura: Ah! Kishu-Sama!
Masaya: Huh?
Sakura: EHHH? YOURE NOT KISHU-SAN?
Masaya: Kishu-San? Sakura-Chan, Ты don't...