"Pluck the bass? Is that code for jack off?"
"And Bill's tattoo...I mean, what is that thing? A jizz dartboard?"
"My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants."
"Georg has a lot of nicknames, hobbit, chicken Georg. Ya look like a chicken."
"I've been a Фан of me ever since."
"Bill may be taller but everything else I have is bigger!"
"Honestly, I have as much clue about cooking as Georg has about playing bass, but I'm definitely good at sandwiches."
"I prefer хлеб to be lightly toasted... certainly not too dark. When it's too dark it always causes cancer. Since I pay a lot of attention to my health I recommend to lightly тост your bread. This хлеб is way too healthy!"
"Stop talking bullshit, Bill!"
"I just want to have 5% of Bill's energy. Just 5%."
"Women should stop talking so much during sex. Screaming is okay."
"By the way, I can see up your юбка from here."
"We don't really notice. You're a bit retarded Ты know..."
"I hope everyday that it stops growing, I'm starting to get scared."
"No... the only thing I'm really thinking about is donating some sperm, maybe. But I've already done that. Directly."
"But I don't Любовь ludo, ludo could be an ugly man."
"Honestly, I hate sports. There is nothing worse than sports. I am no friend of it. The only sports that I'm really into is fucking Модели and... jet-skiing."
"I prefer naked boobs...."
"And Bill's tattoo...I mean, what is that thing? A jizz dartboard?"
"My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants."
"Georg has a lot of nicknames, hobbit, chicken Georg. Ya look like a chicken."
"I've been a Фан of me ever since."
"Bill may be taller but everything else I have is bigger!"
"Honestly, I have as much clue about cooking as Georg has about playing bass, but I'm definitely good at sandwiches."
"I prefer хлеб to be lightly toasted... certainly not too dark. When it's too dark it always causes cancer. Since I pay a lot of attention to my health I recommend to lightly тост your bread. This хлеб is way too healthy!"
"Stop talking bullshit, Bill!"
"I just want to have 5% of Bill's energy. Just 5%."
"Women should stop talking so much during sex. Screaming is okay."
"By the way, I can see up your юбка from here."
"We don't really notice. You're a bit retarded Ты know..."
"I hope everyday that it stops growing, I'm starting to get scared."
"No... the only thing I'm really thinking about is donating some sperm, maybe. But I've already done that. Directly."
"But I don't Любовь ludo, ludo could be an ugly man."
"Honestly, I hate sports. There is nothing worse than sports. I am no friend of it. The only sports that I'm really into is fucking Модели and... jet-skiing."
"I prefer naked boobs...."
