(Holy crap.... Guys I am alive and very sorry! I feel like a douche. I am updating because I decided to take a break from drawing the TDB comic..... WHAT? And my Adventure Time poster. Also I've just been really busy guys! I won a гитара at school so of 'course I'm learning to do that, I have a whole bunch of stuff to do for the end of the school year, and really.... Idk I'm a lazy 12 год old asshole.... Well anyways summers starting for me in like.... 3 или 4 weeks so... Yay? ENJOY!.)
ELIMINATION- Wait never-mind BREAKFAST!
Duncan: *storms in* UHG! FREAKING RAYLA! *takes seat*
others: *walk in and take seats*
Star: *yawns* I can't believe she didn't tell there was no ceremony!
Samanthat: I KNOW!
Crystal: I can't believe we stayed there for like.... 6 hours.
****CONFESSIONAL****
Samanthat: So Cody's not here today so I guess our alliance worked! This could be good! :D
****END CONFESSIONAL****
Destrey: *has owl sitting on his shoulder* I know!
Mirra: Uh Des...
Destrey: What?
Mirra: There's an owl on you.....
Destrey: Oh... Эй, it got a letter! *takes note and opens it*
Crystal: What's it say?
Destrey: *Clears throat* "Dear campers, finish breakfast then please Сообщить to the stage или whatever it called... I now wonder what it's called.... Anyway, give this note to Noah 'cause he shall do recap!" *hands note*
Noah: -_- *takes note and sighs* "Last time on Total Drama Blank: Random-ness occurred, Noah"-I did not still any hands!
Destrey: *gives Noah stink eye* Tell that to my nonexistent HANDS! *puts hands in Noah's face*
Noah: -.- Destrey, Ты have your hands.
Destrey: Oh... Right!
Noah: Anyway "Break ups happened....." That's low.
Mirra: *looks down at her feet* That happens like 3 episodes ago..... :(
Destrey: Are you-
Mirra: Fine. Please, continue.
Noah: "And the douche соленый огурец, маринованные has left the island. By the way, I kicked him off as soon as saw y'all booted him! Forgot to tell y'all...... Trololololololol. Oh! Chris will be returning today also! So..yeah bye! Signed Rayla" God dammit!
Samanthat: *sighs* Well, let's not waste time. -.- *begins eating*
Others: *do the same*
AT THE STAGE PLACE
Rayla: *wearing Harry Potter robes* Get off of him now!
Chris: *also wearing robes* How else is my метла gonna carry me?
Rayla: Ты pretend to ride it! Not sit on it and my brother!
Chris: I don't hear him complaining! или trying to get up!
Rayla: Because Ты утка taped his mouth and put a воротник on him to where he gets electrocuted if he stands up!
Chris: *dramatic gasp* I WOULD NEVER!
Rayla: -____- *turns* Ebony did Ты find out how to get the воротник off yet?
Ebony: *wearing wizard robes* No! I found the instruction manual but-
Duncan: AHEM!
Rayla: Oh Эй, guys! Hold on we just gotta-
Ebony: GOT IT! *presses something on the back of Shane's воротник and it snaps off*
Shane: *in robes and stands*
Chris: Oh crap....
Shane: *takes tape off his mouth* Son of a- *Grabs Chris and leads him to the corner where Cody used to sit* Ты can stay here and think what Ты did!
Chris: But I don't wanna!
Shane: Ты should have thought about that before Ты acted ugly! *walks over to Ebony and Rayla*
Chris: *calls over shoulder* I'm going to get out of the corner!
Shane: No Ты won't.
Chris: B'GOSH! *crosses arms+ I might get out.... *puts head back in corner*
Star: Uh... Can we start? It's pretty hot today and the sun kinda burns....
Rayla: Yeah sorry! First, *blows a whistle and a great amount of owls fly down and drop a crap ton of letters on the campers* These are your supplies list! Children, WELCOME TO HOGWARTS!
****CONFESSIONAL****
Noah: I expected this to happen soon.
****END CONFESSIONALS****
Duncan: Hogwarts?
Rayla: Yes! I welcome Ты all! Ты must find everything on your list! Whoever finds there stuff first will get a special reward in the Далее challenge..
Crystal: Can we work together?
Rayla: I guess.... Anyways, GO!
OFF THEY RUN!
WITH THE GIRLS AND NOAH..lol
Noah: *whispers to Star* Why are we with all the girls?
Star: Because... Uh.... Yeah! Because!
Noah: -.- Well I sorry but I don't really wanna hang out with the girls all day. Why don't me and Ты be a group?
Star: Well.... *look'd at the rest of the girls who are walking ahead* I guess... Let's go! *walks off with Noah*
Mirra: *turns* Hey! Where did Noah and звезда go?
Samanthat: I didn't even see them leave!
Crystal: *sighs* I guess it's just us then! Why don't we трещина, сплит up? I can find the books, Mirra can find the cauldron and glass или crystal phials, and Samanthat will can get the telescopes and brass scales. After we can meet back here and grab our Животные and wands!
Mirra: Let's do this!
Samanthat: Yeah!
The 3: *run off in different directions*
WITH DESTREY & DUNCAN
Destrey: *already holding a couple of items Okay! So... now we need books!
Duncan: *also holding items* -_- This is a stupid challenge.
Destrey: But where are we gonna find- *bumps into table* Эй, books! *picks up each that need choosing*
Duncan: *Does the same*
Destrey: 'Kay! So all we need are our animals, wands, and it says that Rayla with give us our uniforms!
Duncan: Hold on. *grabs rock and throws it at tree*
Destrey: Uh... Duncan.
Duncan: *holds up finger saying 1 second* 3, 2, 1. *Squirrel falls out of the дерево and Duncan picks it up* I just need my wand.
Destrey: SWEET! I wanna try!
Duncan: Knock yourself out.
Destrey: *throws rock at tree*
?????: OW!
Duncan: I don't think Ты hit an animal...
Chris: *runs up* WHO DID THAT?
Destrey: Hmm.... I think it's time to... DISAPPEAR! *Runs away with Duncan*
Chris: I'M TELLING CHEF!
Shane: *from somewhere else calls* Chris, get back in the corner!
Chris: Fine.... *grumbles* Only 'cause I want too.... Not 'cause Ты told me....
WITH NOAH AND STAR
Star: *holding everything on the Список except wand* We just need our wands!
Noah: *same* Well when I read the Harry Potter series the wand had to choose you!
Star: Well I guess- *stick hits her in the face* OW!
Noah: Are Ты oka- *also gets hit with a stick* OW!
Star: *grabs stick and a sticky note note falls off it* What the... *reads note* "Dear Wizard, this wand has chosen ya also it hit ya in the face. TROLOLOLOLOLOL! Signed, Professor Rayla" -.-
Noah: *reads note on his* My says "P.S meet me in the craft tent to earn your prize" Let's go! *takes Star's hand and runs toward crafts tent*
IN THE CRAFTS TENT
Rayla: Are Ты gonna be be a good boy?
Chris: *nods his head*
Rayla: Okay... Shane! I'm taking Chris out of the corner!
Shane: I don't even care.
Rayla: Okay Chris, Ты can go!
Chris: Yay!
Star+Noah: *run in* MADE IT!
Rayla: Where's your animals?
Star: *Holds up a bat*
Noah: *holds up a racoon*
Rayla; Great! Now we just gotta wait for.....
Everyone else: *runs in*
Rayla: Lemme see da animals!
Duncan: *holds up squirrel*
Samanthat: *holds up bird*
Mirra: *holds up cat*
Crystal: *holds up bunny*
Destrey: *looks nervous*
****CONFESSIONAL****
Destrey: I tried! I could not get an animal to like me! I tried everything! Even frogs! I don't know how they would carry mail though... What am I gonna do?! D:
****END CONFESSIONAL****
Destrey: Uh..... *picks up rock and holds it up* Here is my animal!
Rayla: Ты chose FS? SHOCKING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!
Destrey: What? *looks at shoulder to see FS creepily waving at him* REALLY?
Rayla: звезда and Noah have won the challenge!
Girls alliance: *look mad at Star*
Star: *rubs arm* Huh..... Yay...
Rayla: Now we will continue we just-
Shane: Wait.... do Ты here that?
Rayla: :?
(go look up the potter puppet pals... Ты won't get this till Ты do also if Ты don't it goes to rhythm of tick tock. Not the Кеша song the sound a clock makes!)
Shane: What is the mysterious ticking noise?
*looks behind something* Not over here.. *looks somewhere else* not over there... its kinda.. catchy..
Shane, Shane, Shane Andrews.
Shane, Shane, Shane Andrews.
Destrey: Destrey Moore!
Shane: Shane, Shane, Severus Snape.
Destrey: Destrey Moore!
Shane: Shane, Shane, Shane Andrew.
Destrey: Destrey Moore!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Shane: Shane Andrews.
Crystal: Crystal Greyson!
Destrey: Destrey Moore!!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Shane: Shane Andrews.
Crystal: Crystal Greyson!
Destrey: Destrey Moore!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Rayla: Rayla!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Shane: Shane Andrews.
Crystal: Crystal Greyson!
Rayla: Rayla!
Destrey: Destrey Moore!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Chrystal,
Rayla: Rayla!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Rayla: Rayla!
Shane: Shane Andrews.
Crystal: Crystal Greyson!
Rayla: Rayla!
Destrey: Destrey Moore!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Rayla: Rayla!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Shane: Shane Andrews.
Crystal: Crystal Greyson!
Rayla: Rayla!
Chris: *dancing by himself* Chris McLain! Chris McLain Ooh! Chris McLain! Chris McLain Yeah! Chris McLain! Chris McLain Ooh! Chris McLain! Chris McLain That's me!
Destrey: Destrey Moore!
Shane: *starring daggers at Chris* Shane!
Chris: Chris!
Shane: Shane!
Chris: Chris!
Shane: Shane!
Chris: Chris!
Shane: Shane!
Chris: Chris!
Shane: Shane!
Chris: Chris!
Shane: Shane!
Chris: Chris!
Shane: Shane!
Chris: Chris!
Shane: Shane!
Chris: Chris!
Destrey: DESTREY MOORE!!!
Rayla: Raaayla Andreeews!
Destrey: Destrey Moore!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Rayla: Rayla!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Shane: Shane Andrews.
Crystal: Chrystal Greyson!
Rayla: Rayla!
Chris: *still alone* Chris McLain! I'm Chris McLain! I'm Chris McLain! Chris! Chris McLain!
All: Пение our Song All день Long at Hooooooooooooogwarts! Yeah!
Crystal: I found the Источник of the ticking! Its a Clock!
ALL : YAY!!!!
Star: *grabs clock and throws it* I don't even know what's going on!
Rayla: Right..... Sorry! Well Star, Ты see Chef over there?
Star: Yeah....
Rayla: Go sit on his head!
Star: As Ты can see, *holds up pin on robe* I am a Hufflepuff! Shane is a Gryffindor, Ebony is a Griffindor, and Chris is.... A Slytherin. Anyways! Chef, your song!
Chef: *walks up carrying a stool, sets it down, then sits on it* Ahem! Oh,you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what Ты see,
I'll eat myself if Ты can find
A smarter hat than me.
Ты can keep your bowlers black,
Your tops hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can кепка, колпачок them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell Ты
Where Ты ought to be.
Y ou might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell Храбрая сердцем of heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
Ты might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
или yet wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
или perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achive their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And Ты won't get in a flap!
You're безопасно, сейф in my hands though I have none
For I'm a Thinking Cap!!
All: •_•
Rayla: Yeah..... So who's first! Star? Crystal? Mirra?!
Destrey: I shall go!
Rayla: 'Kay bro! Go sit on the cook!
Destrey: *barely touches Chef*
Chef: HUFFLEPUFF!
Destrey: Yush! *gets off*
Rayla: Next!
Mirra: *sigh* I'll go.... *sits on Chef*
Chef: Hmmmm........ GRYFFINDOR!
Rayla: Ne-
Chris: NEXT! See, add pizazz!
Rayla: -.- Yeah...... Whatever.... Next.
(Again, Lazy Asshole. Star-Slytherin, Samanthat-Ravenclaw, Noah-Ravenclaw, Duncan-Slytherin, Crystal-Hufflepuff)
Rayla: *hands everyone robes* This is your mandatory robes! Now y'all got exactly 5 минуты to change!
*they all go away grumbling*
Duncan: *finally changed* Aw what?! These are lame!
Rayla: Shut up! :D
****CONFESSIONAL****
Duncan: Worst challenge EVER!
****END CONFESSIONAL****
Rayla: Now, who's up for some quidditch?!
Chris: *pushes Rayla out of the way* I now I am!
Rayla: -_- Right.... So whoever is in your house is on your quidditch team!
Noah: Любовь to burst your bubble but.... I don't think we have enough players for a quidditch match.
Rayla: Well Mr. Downer pants! If Ты would have let me finish I would have told you-
Chris: That Ты are chasing only the Uh.... What's it called Rayla?
Rayla: -.- The golden snitch.
Chris: Right! Ты all will be trying to be capturing that! And then... Uh..... I don't-
Rayla: Chris, corner!
Chris: Man...... *goes and sits in corner*
Rayla: Yes, Ты all will be playing the roll of seekers! звезда and Noah, Ты two get these! *throws them each a bat*
Star: What for.....
Rayla: Well the other ball we're going to use is a Bludger! They will be trying to knock Ты off your broom! First team to catch the snitch wins!
Mirra: Um... Rayla? I'm the only Gryffindor....
Rayla: Hmm..... Well, that sucks! I could give Ты Chris.....
Mirra: I'm good! I'll just.... I'll be my own team!
Rayla: Great! So here's yawls ride! *snaps fingers and A bunch of brooms come falling from the sky*
Campers: OW!
Rayla: So Ты have to pretend to ride these on your quest to get the snitch! Also, y'all still have yawls Животные correct?
Campers: *all except Destrey, who holds his up with disgust, hold up there animal happily*
Rayla: Great! Y'all have to protect your animal!
Crystal: What?
Rayla: Yeah! Ты have no idea how hard it wats to get Ebony to agree to this!
Ebony: I still don't agree!
Rayla: Lol.....So I'm gonna let the snitch out in 5 so make a strategy или whatever! Go!
SLYTHERIN
Duncan: Welp! I think Ты should give me the bat!
Star: No, that would be a stupid choice!
Duncan: Touché.... Fine how about we stick together? If the Buldge-
Star: Bludger.
Duncan: Whatever! If that thing comes Ты can attack it with the bat! Then we can capture the Snitch and still have perfectly безопасно, сейф animals!
Star: Seems reasonable.... Ты got yourself a deal!
Duncan: Then let's get going!
GRIFFINDOR
Mirra: Uh.... Okay Mirra... Your fast! Ты can win this and protect your cat... Um... Good plan!
****CONFESSIONAL****
Mirra: *face-palm* Cod.... That was so embarrassing!
****END CONFESSIONAL****
RAVENCLAW
Noah: Yeah so.... Ты can свинг, качели the bat and I'll try to get the ball.
Samanthat: The Snitch?
Noah: Yeah.. That.
HUFFLEPUFF
Destrey: Okay, so... We need a cougar.
Crystal: Destrey, we don't have a cougar.... Also, why do we need one?
Destrey: 'Cause! If we get a cougar, everyone will fear us! Then we can grab the Snitch while everyone and there animal cower in fear!
Crystal: Des... I think I would cower in fear of a cougar....
Destrey: Oh..... I probably would to... Hmm... .3. What do we do then?
Crystal: Well.... We could трещина, сплит up to cover еще ground!
Destrey: That's great! Just stay away from Noah!
Crystal: .-. Why?
Destrey: *looks around* He steals hands!
Rayla: *over intercom* THE SNITCH AND BLUDGER HAVE BEEN RELEASED! I REPEAT! THE SNITCH AND BLUDGER HAVE BEEN RELEASED!
RAVENCLAW
Samanthat: *looking around nervous and holding her bird close*
Noah: *stops in his tracks* Do Ты see that? *points to bush*
Samanthat: Do Ты think it's the Snitch?
Noah: Only one way to find out..... *pushes open куст, буш and a ball flys out* BLUDGER!
Bludger: *begins hitting Noah*
Noah: Hit it! HIT IT!
Samanthat: *hits Bludger with bat making it fly away* Yes!
Noah: No!
Samanthat: What?
Noah: I Остаться в живых my raccoon! We have to find him!
Samanthat: Well.... Why don't Ты find him and I'll try to find the Snitch.
Noah: *looking around* Fine! Go!
Samanthat; *runs off*
WITH 1 OF THE 2 HUFFLEPUFFS
Destrey: *riding метла like a little kid would* WOO!
FS: *covers Destrey's eyes*
Destrey: Hey! Stop that! I can't see! I'm going to wreck! Oh NOOOOOOOOOO! *walks into a дерево and falls backward* So this *cough* is the end? NOPE! *hops back up and grabs FS* Bad Spider! No еще being mean! It's not nice!
FS: *fart noises*
Destrey: Good! No more!
FS: *Points behind Destrey and makes faring noises*
Destrey: Oh... There's a Bludger behind me? *turns around* I see... Well that's not good! FS I think it's time to run!
FS: *nods*
Destrey: *Runs off with the Bludger right behind him*
SLYTHERIN
Star: *running after snitch while her bat fallows quickly behind* HURRY UP DUNCAN
Duncan: *now has bat and is trying to fend off Bludgers and has белка shoved in pocket* I'M TRYING!
Star: *makes a jump for the snitch but it quickly flys off and she falls* FREAKING GREAT!
Duncan: *offers hand and звезда takes it* C'mon we can't give up yet! *Runs into Forrest
Star: *fallows*
WITH THE секунда HUFFLE PUFF
Crystal: *jumping up and down to grab Snitch which is right above her head* Oh C'mon!
Mirra: *comes in on vine and swipes snitch* I WIN!
Rayla: *intercom* MIRRA WINS! THEREFORE, HER TEAM IS безопасно, сейф WHICH IS REALLY JUST HER! EVERYONE ELSE IS UP FOR GRABS! NOW TO THE CORNER FOR QUESTIONS!
Chris: REALLY?
Rayla: LOL NOPE! NOW TO EBONY FOR QUESTIONS!
Ebony: What....? Oh! Um.. What wizard house do Ты think you'd be in? Why was this ending so crappy? Will the creator update these faster? Leave who Ты want eliminated below! See Ты Далее on Total. Drama! BLANK!
(O Gog that was shit.... Anyways, LEAVE WHO Ты WANT ELIMINATED!!!! Ты can also leave a bonus confessional for the Далее Aftermath! So.... Bye! Abby/Starburst-Rock :D)
ELIMINATION- Wait never-mind BREAKFAST!
Duncan: *storms in* UHG! FREAKING RAYLA! *takes seat*
others: *walk in and take seats*
Star: *yawns* I can't believe she didn't tell there was no ceremony!
Samanthat: I KNOW!
Crystal: I can't believe we stayed there for like.... 6 hours.
****CONFESSIONAL****
Samanthat: So Cody's not here today so I guess our alliance worked! This could be good! :D
****END CONFESSIONAL****
Destrey: *has owl sitting on his shoulder* I know!
Mirra: Uh Des...
Destrey: What?
Mirra: There's an owl on you.....
Destrey: Oh... Эй, it got a letter! *takes note and opens it*
Crystal: What's it say?
Destrey: *Clears throat* "Dear campers, finish breakfast then please Сообщить to the stage или whatever it called... I now wonder what it's called.... Anyway, give this note to Noah 'cause he shall do recap!" *hands note*
Noah: -_- *takes note and sighs* "Last time on Total Drama Blank: Random-ness occurred, Noah"-I did not still any hands!
Destrey: *gives Noah stink eye* Tell that to my nonexistent HANDS! *puts hands in Noah's face*
Noah: -.- Destrey, Ты have your hands.
Destrey: Oh... Right!
Noah: Anyway "Break ups happened....." That's low.
Mirra: *looks down at her feet* That happens like 3 episodes ago..... :(
Destrey: Are you-
Mirra: Fine. Please, continue.
Noah: "And the douche соленый огурец, маринованные has left the island. By the way, I kicked him off as soon as saw y'all booted him! Forgot to tell y'all...... Trololololololol. Oh! Chris will be returning today also! So..yeah bye! Signed Rayla" God dammit!
Samanthat: *sighs* Well, let's not waste time. -.- *begins eating*
Others: *do the same*
AT THE STAGE PLACE
Rayla: *wearing Harry Potter robes* Get off of him now!
Chris: *also wearing robes* How else is my метла gonna carry me?
Rayla: Ты pretend to ride it! Not sit on it and my brother!
Chris: I don't hear him complaining! или trying to get up!
Rayla: Because Ты утка taped his mouth and put a воротник on him to where he gets electrocuted if he stands up!
Chris: *dramatic gasp* I WOULD NEVER!
Rayla: -____- *turns* Ebony did Ты find out how to get the воротник off yet?
Ebony: *wearing wizard robes* No! I found the instruction manual but-
Duncan: AHEM!
Rayla: Oh Эй, guys! Hold on we just gotta-
Ebony: GOT IT! *presses something on the back of Shane's воротник and it snaps off*
Shane: *in robes and stands*
Chris: Oh crap....
Shane: *takes tape off his mouth* Son of a- *Grabs Chris and leads him to the corner where Cody used to sit* Ты can stay here and think what Ты did!
Chris: But I don't wanna!
Shane: Ты should have thought about that before Ты acted ugly! *walks over to Ebony and Rayla*
Chris: *calls over shoulder* I'm going to get out of the corner!
Shane: No Ты won't.
Chris: B'GOSH! *crosses arms+ I might get out.... *puts head back in corner*
Star: Uh... Can we start? It's pretty hot today and the sun kinda burns....
Rayla: Yeah sorry! First, *blows a whistle and a great amount of owls fly down and drop a crap ton of letters on the campers* These are your supplies list! Children, WELCOME TO HOGWARTS!
****CONFESSIONAL****
Noah: I expected this to happen soon.
****END CONFESSIONALS****
Duncan: Hogwarts?
Rayla: Yes! I welcome Ты all! Ты must find everything on your list! Whoever finds there stuff first will get a special reward in the Далее challenge..
Crystal: Can we work together?
Rayla: I guess.... Anyways, GO!
OFF THEY RUN!
WITH THE GIRLS AND NOAH..lol
Noah: *whispers to Star* Why are we with all the girls?
Star: Because... Uh.... Yeah! Because!
Noah: -.- Well I sorry but I don't really wanna hang out with the girls all day. Why don't me and Ты be a group?
Star: Well.... *look'd at the rest of the girls who are walking ahead* I guess... Let's go! *walks off with Noah*
Mirra: *turns* Hey! Where did Noah and звезда go?
Samanthat: I didn't even see them leave!
Crystal: *sighs* I guess it's just us then! Why don't we трещина, сплит up? I can find the books, Mirra can find the cauldron and glass или crystal phials, and Samanthat will can get the telescopes and brass scales. After we can meet back here and grab our Животные and wands!
Mirra: Let's do this!
Samanthat: Yeah!
The 3: *run off in different directions*
WITH DESTREY & DUNCAN
Destrey: *already holding a couple of items Okay! So... now we need books!
Duncan: *also holding items* -_- This is a stupid challenge.
Destrey: But where are we gonna find- *bumps into table* Эй, books! *picks up each that need choosing*
Duncan: *Does the same*
Destrey: 'Kay! So all we need are our animals, wands, and it says that Rayla with give us our uniforms!
Duncan: Hold on. *grabs rock and throws it at tree*
Destrey: Uh... Duncan.
Duncan: *holds up finger saying 1 second* 3, 2, 1. *Squirrel falls out of the дерево and Duncan picks it up* I just need my wand.
Destrey: SWEET! I wanna try!
Duncan: Knock yourself out.
Destrey: *throws rock at tree*
?????: OW!
Duncan: I don't think Ты hit an animal...
Chris: *runs up* WHO DID THAT?
Destrey: Hmm.... I think it's time to... DISAPPEAR! *Runs away with Duncan*
Chris: I'M TELLING CHEF!
Shane: *from somewhere else calls* Chris, get back in the corner!
Chris: Fine.... *grumbles* Only 'cause I want too.... Not 'cause Ты told me....
WITH NOAH AND STAR
Star: *holding everything on the Список except wand* We just need our wands!
Noah: *same* Well when I read the Harry Potter series the wand had to choose you!
Star: Well I guess- *stick hits her in the face* OW!
Noah: Are Ты oka- *also gets hit with a stick* OW!
Star: *grabs stick and a sticky note note falls off it* What the... *reads note* "Dear Wizard, this wand has chosen ya also it hit ya in the face. TROLOLOLOLOLOL! Signed, Professor Rayla" -.-
Noah: *reads note on his* My says "P.S meet me in the craft tent to earn your prize" Let's go! *takes Star's hand and runs toward crafts tent*
IN THE CRAFTS TENT
Rayla: Are Ты gonna be be a good boy?
Chris: *nods his head*
Rayla: Okay... Shane! I'm taking Chris out of the corner!
Shane: I don't even care.
Rayla: Okay Chris, Ты can go!
Chris: Yay!
Star+Noah: *run in* MADE IT!
Rayla: Where's your animals?
Star: *Holds up a bat*
Noah: *holds up a racoon*
Rayla; Great! Now we just gotta wait for.....
Everyone else: *runs in*
Rayla: Lemme see da animals!
Duncan: *holds up squirrel*
Samanthat: *holds up bird*
Mirra: *holds up cat*
Crystal: *holds up bunny*
Destrey: *looks nervous*
****CONFESSIONAL****
Destrey: I tried! I could not get an animal to like me! I tried everything! Even frogs! I don't know how they would carry mail though... What am I gonna do?! D:
****END CONFESSIONAL****
Destrey: Uh..... *picks up rock and holds it up* Here is my animal!
Rayla: Ты chose FS? SHOCKING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!
Destrey: What? *looks at shoulder to see FS creepily waving at him* REALLY?
Rayla: звезда and Noah have won the challenge!
Girls alliance: *look mad at Star*
Star: *rubs arm* Huh..... Yay...
Rayla: Now we will continue we just-
Shane: Wait.... do Ты here that?
Rayla: :?
(go look up the potter puppet pals... Ты won't get this till Ты do also if Ты don't it goes to rhythm of tick tock. Not the Кеша song the sound a clock makes!)
Shane: What is the mysterious ticking noise?
*looks behind something* Not over here.. *looks somewhere else* not over there... its kinda.. catchy..
Shane, Shane, Shane Andrews.
Shane, Shane, Shane Andrews.
Destrey: Destrey Moore!
Shane: Shane, Shane, Severus Snape.
Destrey: Destrey Moore!
Shane: Shane, Shane, Shane Andrew.
Destrey: Destrey Moore!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Shane: Shane Andrews.
Crystal: Crystal Greyson!
Destrey: Destrey Moore!!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Shane: Shane Andrews.
Crystal: Crystal Greyson!
Destrey: Destrey Moore!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Rayla: Rayla!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Shane: Shane Andrews.
Crystal: Crystal Greyson!
Rayla: Rayla!
Destrey: Destrey Moore!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Chrystal,
Rayla: Rayla!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Rayla: Rayla!
Shane: Shane Andrews.
Crystal: Crystal Greyson!
Rayla: Rayla!
Destrey: Destrey Moore!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Rayla: Rayla!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Shane: Shane Andrews.
Crystal: Crystal Greyson!
Rayla: Rayla!
Chris: *dancing by himself* Chris McLain! Chris McLain Ooh! Chris McLain! Chris McLain Yeah! Chris McLain! Chris McLain Ooh! Chris McLain! Chris McLain That's me!
Destrey: Destrey Moore!
Shane: *starring daggers at Chris* Shane!
Chris: Chris!
Shane: Shane!
Chris: Chris!
Shane: Shane!
Chris: Chris!
Shane: Shane!
Chris: Chris!
Shane: Shane!
Chris: Chris!
Shane: Shane!
Chris: Chris!
Shane: Shane!
Chris: Chris!
Shane: Shane!
Chris: Chris!
Destrey: DESTREY MOORE!!!
Rayla: Raaayla Andreeews!
Destrey: Destrey Moore!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Rayla: Rayla!
Shane: Shane,
Crystal: Crystal,
Shane: Shane Andrews.
Crystal: Chrystal Greyson!
Rayla: Rayla!
Chris: *still alone* Chris McLain! I'm Chris McLain! I'm Chris McLain! Chris! Chris McLain!
All: Пение our Song All день Long at Hooooooooooooogwarts! Yeah!
Crystal: I found the Источник of the ticking! Its a Clock!
ALL : YAY!!!!
Star: *grabs clock and throws it* I don't even know what's going on!
Rayla: Right..... Sorry! Well Star, Ты see Chef over there?
Star: Yeah....
Rayla: Go sit on his head!
Star: As Ты can see, *holds up pin on robe* I am a Hufflepuff! Shane is a Gryffindor, Ebony is a Griffindor, and Chris is.... A Slytherin. Anyways! Chef, your song!
Chef: *walks up carrying a stool, sets it down, then sits on it* Ahem! Oh,you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what Ты see,
I'll eat myself if Ты can find
A smarter hat than me.
Ты can keep your bowlers black,
Your tops hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can кепка, колпачок them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell Ты
Where Ты ought to be.
Y ou might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell Храбрая сердцем of heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
Ты might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
или yet wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
или perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achive their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And Ты won't get in a flap!
You're безопасно, сейф in my hands though I have none
For I'm a Thinking Cap!!
All: •_•
Rayla: Yeah..... So who's first! Star? Crystal? Mirra?!
Destrey: I shall go!
Rayla: 'Kay bro! Go sit on the cook!
Destrey: *barely touches Chef*
Chef: HUFFLEPUFF!
Destrey: Yush! *gets off*
Rayla: Next!
Mirra: *sigh* I'll go.... *sits on Chef*
Chef: Hmmmm........ GRYFFINDOR!
Rayla: Ne-
Chris: NEXT! See, add pizazz!
Rayla: -.- Yeah...... Whatever.... Next.
(Again, Lazy Asshole. Star-Slytherin, Samanthat-Ravenclaw, Noah-Ravenclaw, Duncan-Slytherin, Crystal-Hufflepuff)
Rayla: *hands everyone robes* This is your mandatory robes! Now y'all got exactly 5 минуты to change!
*they all go away grumbling*
Duncan: *finally changed* Aw what?! These are lame!
Rayla: Shut up! :D
****CONFESSIONAL****
Duncan: Worst challenge EVER!
****END CONFESSIONAL****
Rayla: Now, who's up for some quidditch?!
Chris: *pushes Rayla out of the way* I now I am!
Rayla: -_- Right.... So whoever is in your house is on your quidditch team!
Noah: Любовь to burst your bubble but.... I don't think we have enough players for a quidditch match.
Rayla: Well Mr. Downer pants! If Ты would have let me finish I would have told you-
Chris: That Ты are chasing only the Uh.... What's it called Rayla?
Rayla: -.- The golden snitch.
Chris: Right! Ты all will be trying to be capturing that! And then... Uh..... I don't-
Rayla: Chris, corner!
Chris: Man...... *goes and sits in corner*
Rayla: Yes, Ты all will be playing the roll of seekers! звезда and Noah, Ты two get these! *throws them each a bat*
Star: What for.....
Rayla: Well the other ball we're going to use is a Bludger! They will be trying to knock Ты off your broom! First team to catch the snitch wins!
Mirra: Um... Rayla? I'm the only Gryffindor....
Rayla: Hmm..... Well, that sucks! I could give Ты Chris.....
Mirra: I'm good! I'll just.... I'll be my own team!
Rayla: Great! So here's yawls ride! *snaps fingers and A bunch of brooms come falling from the sky*
Campers: OW!
Rayla: So Ты have to pretend to ride these on your quest to get the snitch! Also, y'all still have yawls Животные correct?
Campers: *all except Destrey, who holds his up with disgust, hold up there animal happily*
Rayla: Great! Y'all have to protect your animal!
Crystal: What?
Rayla: Yeah! Ты have no idea how hard it wats to get Ebony to agree to this!
Ebony: I still don't agree!
Rayla: Lol.....So I'm gonna let the snitch out in 5 so make a strategy или whatever! Go!
SLYTHERIN
Duncan: Welp! I think Ты should give me the bat!
Star: No, that would be a stupid choice!
Duncan: Touché.... Fine how about we stick together? If the Buldge-
Star: Bludger.
Duncan: Whatever! If that thing comes Ты can attack it with the bat! Then we can capture the Snitch and still have perfectly безопасно, сейф animals!
Star: Seems reasonable.... Ты got yourself a deal!
Duncan: Then let's get going!
GRIFFINDOR
Mirra: Uh.... Okay Mirra... Your fast! Ты can win this and protect your cat... Um... Good plan!
****CONFESSIONAL****
Mirra: *face-palm* Cod.... That was so embarrassing!
****END CONFESSIONAL****
RAVENCLAW
Noah: Yeah so.... Ты can свинг, качели the bat and I'll try to get the ball.
Samanthat: The Snitch?
Noah: Yeah.. That.
HUFFLEPUFF
Destrey: Okay, so... We need a cougar.
Crystal: Destrey, we don't have a cougar.... Also, why do we need one?
Destrey: 'Cause! If we get a cougar, everyone will fear us! Then we can grab the Snitch while everyone and there animal cower in fear!
Crystal: Des... I think I would cower in fear of a cougar....
Destrey: Oh..... I probably would to... Hmm... .3. What do we do then?
Crystal: Well.... We could трещина, сплит up to cover еще ground!
Destrey: That's great! Just stay away from Noah!
Crystal: .-. Why?
Destrey: *looks around* He steals hands!
Rayla: *over intercom* THE SNITCH AND BLUDGER HAVE BEEN RELEASED! I REPEAT! THE SNITCH AND BLUDGER HAVE BEEN RELEASED!
RAVENCLAW
Samanthat: *looking around nervous and holding her bird close*
Noah: *stops in his tracks* Do Ты see that? *points to bush*
Samanthat: Do Ты think it's the Snitch?
Noah: Only one way to find out..... *pushes open куст, буш and a ball flys out* BLUDGER!
Bludger: *begins hitting Noah*
Noah: Hit it! HIT IT!
Samanthat: *hits Bludger with bat making it fly away* Yes!
Noah: No!
Samanthat: What?
Noah: I Остаться в живых my raccoon! We have to find him!
Samanthat: Well.... Why don't Ты find him and I'll try to find the Snitch.
Noah: *looking around* Fine! Go!
Samanthat; *runs off*
WITH 1 OF THE 2 HUFFLEPUFFS
Destrey: *riding метла like a little kid would* WOO!
FS: *covers Destrey's eyes*
Destrey: Hey! Stop that! I can't see! I'm going to wreck! Oh NOOOOOOOOOO! *walks into a дерево and falls backward* So this *cough* is the end? NOPE! *hops back up and grabs FS* Bad Spider! No еще being mean! It's not nice!
FS: *fart noises*
Destrey: Good! No more!
FS: *Points behind Destrey and makes faring noises*
Destrey: Oh... There's a Bludger behind me? *turns around* I see... Well that's not good! FS I think it's time to run!
FS: *nods*
Destrey: *Runs off with the Bludger right behind him*
SLYTHERIN
Star: *running after snitch while her bat fallows quickly behind* HURRY UP DUNCAN
Duncan: *now has bat and is trying to fend off Bludgers and has белка shoved in pocket* I'M TRYING!
Star: *makes a jump for the snitch but it quickly flys off and she falls* FREAKING GREAT!
Duncan: *offers hand and звезда takes it* C'mon we can't give up yet! *Runs into Forrest
Star: *fallows*
WITH THE секунда HUFFLE PUFF
Crystal: *jumping up and down to grab Snitch which is right above her head* Oh C'mon!
Mirra: *comes in on vine and swipes snitch* I WIN!
Rayla: *intercom* MIRRA WINS! THEREFORE, HER TEAM IS безопасно, сейф WHICH IS REALLY JUST HER! EVERYONE ELSE IS UP FOR GRABS! NOW TO THE CORNER FOR QUESTIONS!
Chris: REALLY?
Rayla: LOL NOPE! NOW TO EBONY FOR QUESTIONS!
Ebony: What....? Oh! Um.. What wizard house do Ты think you'd be in? Why was this ending so crappy? Will the creator update these faster? Leave who Ты want eliminated below! See Ты Далее on Total. Drama! BLANK!
(O Gog that was shit.... Anyways, LEAVE WHO Ты WANT ELIMINATED!!!! Ты can also leave a bonus confessional for the Далее Aftermath! So.... Bye! Abby/Starburst-Rock :D)