What is your Избранное funny scene from Трансформеры (2007)?

Ratchet (to Sam and Mikaela): the boy's pheromone levels suggests he wants to mate with the female...
*both Sam and Mikaela fidget embarrassedly*
LOL and there's another one
Jazz: what's crackin little bitches?
Optimus: my first luitenant, designation: Jazz
Jazz: this looks like a cool place to kick it!

the scene when sam & makala where in the car(bummble bee) and sam was trying to Показать off his muscles
LOL XD

COPS!! COPS!!!
Wait, wait, I'm just a cousin, i'm just a--- (falls into pool)

GET OFF MY CARPET, MY GRANDMA HATES ANYONE ON THE CARPET, ESPECIALLY POLICE!