"Operation Get-Drew-to-ask-me-to-the-dance is undergo." I сказал(-а) in a hushed tone to my best friend Nyomi.
"We so got to get a better name then that, Lola," replied Nyomi. "Operation Drew sounds better."
"Who cares just go ask him who he is taking to the Valentine Dance."
"Why me?"
"You are his closest friend," i said. "You know him so much better then I do."
"Fine," she grumbled. I watched from behind the Стена as Nyomi went up to my crush and ask him the sacred question.
I saw them laughing and thought everything went according to plan. Then she came back.
"He сказал(-а) he was thinking about asking Rachel," сказал(-а) Nyomi.
"Are Ты sure Ты heard correctly? He could not have сказал(-а) Rachel."
"I know right, Rachel is a complete witch! Have Ты seen her hair." Leave it to Nyomi to be worried about the most dumbest of things. "that hair color is so dyed. No one's hair is that blonde."
"Can Ты forget about her for one second? Drew will never notice me," I complained.
"Looks like we will need some boy experts."
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"So you've come to me for help?" Brianna stared up at me with her Russian eyes. I nodded in reply. "Who is the boy Ты speak of then?"
"Drew. Drew Carter," сказал(-а) Nyomi.
"Aah," she grunted. "Do Ты realize how many girls go ga-ga over him? Why should I help you?"
"Because," i began. "I am the only one who will actually pay Ты if I go to the dance with Drew."
"You have a deal."
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Brianna assured me that Drew would be asking me the день before the dance which was Friday. Today is Thursday.
"I do not know about her Nyomi." I was in English with Nyomi. the only thing I could think about was Drew. Brianna had swore he was going to ask me today. It is half way through the день and still nothing.
"Do not worry," suggested Nyomi. "Brianna is the best in the boy business."
I was relieved when the колокол, колокольчик, белл rung and I could finally leave and go to study hall. It is the only period where I can go and talk to him.
I rounded the corner and popped my head into the classroom to see if Brianna was here. She told me to meet her here. Brianna was there but I think she was too busy Поцелуи Drew to notice me come in. Ты can probably imagine what happened next. Nothing. Nothing happend. I just walked out.
My Guy Guru was busy getting her guru on with my guy. she is so not going to get the money.
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After school, I sat on my постель, кровати groaning as I replayed what had happened at school. Nyomi was there and was listening closely.
"I think she is jealous of you," conclued Nyomi. "Think about it, she was not willing to help until Ты offered money."
"Why would the Russian goddess be jealous of me?" Brianna was stunning with her naturally curly red hair and light blue eyes. I was just Lola Belle. There was not anything beautiful about me.
"Who I am I fooling?" I threw my hands up in defeat. "Why would he go for a girl like me?"
"Oh, Lola," sighed Nyomi. "Drew is too blind to go with you. He would never appreciate what he could have had but we should so totally make him regret it."
"How?"
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It was the Valentine Dance. Nyomi had dressed me up like this was the Emmy's of something. My hair was curled and hung past my shoulders. I wore a red strapless dress with the most uncomfortable red heels ever. I have to admit, though, I look good!
"Be on the look out for them," сказал(-а) Nyomi. "Go exactly as planned. Here's some punch."
I scanned the room until I saw Brianna in her white dress and sparkling heels. I walked swiftly towards them while clutching the glass of punch.
"Hello, Lola," greeted Brianna.
"Hey," murmured Drew.
I said, "Since when did Ты two become a couple?"
"Things happend," replied Drew.
"Oh, I see."
"Anyways, Lola are Ты here alone?" Brianna was testing the waters with me.
"Unfortunately, yes."
"Too bad," she said. "Drew and I will be going off to dance."
"Wait, I forgot to do something."
"What?"
In seconds, I threw the contents in my glass on her expensive white dress. I felt so much better.
The End
"We so got to get a better name then that, Lola," replied Nyomi. "Operation Drew sounds better."
"Who cares just go ask him who he is taking to the Valentine Dance."
"Why me?"
"You are his closest friend," i said. "You know him so much better then I do."
"Fine," she grumbled. I watched from behind the Стена as Nyomi went up to my crush and ask him the sacred question.
I saw them laughing and thought everything went according to plan. Then she came back.
"He сказал(-а) he was thinking about asking Rachel," сказал(-а) Nyomi.
"Are Ты sure Ты heard correctly? He could not have сказал(-а) Rachel."
"I know right, Rachel is a complete witch! Have Ты seen her hair." Leave it to Nyomi to be worried about the most dumbest of things. "that hair color is so dyed. No one's hair is that blonde."
"Can Ты forget about her for one second? Drew will never notice me," I complained.
"Looks like we will need some boy experts."
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"So you've come to me for help?" Brianna stared up at me with her Russian eyes. I nodded in reply. "Who is the boy Ты speak of then?"
"Drew. Drew Carter," сказал(-а) Nyomi.
"Aah," she grunted. "Do Ты realize how many girls go ga-ga over him? Why should I help you?"
"Because," i began. "I am the only one who will actually pay Ты if I go to the dance with Drew."
"You have a deal."
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Brianna assured me that Drew would be asking me the день before the dance which was Friday. Today is Thursday.
"I do not know about her Nyomi." I was in English with Nyomi. the only thing I could think about was Drew. Brianna had swore he was going to ask me today. It is half way through the день and still nothing.
"Do not worry," suggested Nyomi. "Brianna is the best in the boy business."
I was relieved when the колокол, колокольчик, белл rung and I could finally leave and go to study hall. It is the only period where I can go and talk to him.
I rounded the corner and popped my head into the classroom to see if Brianna was here. She told me to meet her here. Brianna was there but I think she was too busy Поцелуи Drew to notice me come in. Ты can probably imagine what happened next. Nothing. Nothing happend. I just walked out.
My Guy Guru was busy getting her guru on with my guy. she is so not going to get the money.
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After school, I sat on my постель, кровати groaning as I replayed what had happened at school. Nyomi was there and was listening closely.
"I think she is jealous of you," conclued Nyomi. "Think about it, she was not willing to help until Ты offered money."
"Why would the Russian goddess be jealous of me?" Brianna was stunning with her naturally curly red hair and light blue eyes. I was just Lola Belle. There was not anything beautiful about me.
"Who I am I fooling?" I threw my hands up in defeat. "Why would he go for a girl like me?"
"Oh, Lola," sighed Nyomi. "Drew is too blind to go with you. He would never appreciate what he could have had but we should so totally make him regret it."
"How?"
************************
It was the Valentine Dance. Nyomi had dressed me up like this was the Emmy's of something. My hair was curled and hung past my shoulders. I wore a red strapless dress with the most uncomfortable red heels ever. I have to admit, though, I look good!
"Be on the look out for them," сказал(-а) Nyomi. "Go exactly as planned. Here's some punch."
I scanned the room until I saw Brianna in her white dress and sparkling heels. I walked swiftly towards them while clutching the glass of punch.
"Hello, Lola," greeted Brianna.
"Hey," murmured Drew.
I said, "Since when did Ты two become a couple?"
"Things happend," replied Drew.
"Oh, I see."
"Anyways, Lola are Ты here alone?" Brianna was testing the waters with me.
"Unfortunately, yes."
"Too bad," she said. "Drew and I will be going off to dance."
"Wait, I forgot to do something."
"What?"
In seconds, I threw the contents in my glass on her expensive white dress. I felt so much better.
The End
I have twenty pairs of X-His from the Converse store Далее door, all pink. Okay, okay, see? I'm not normal. And that's not the end of it.
I have thirty T-shirts that say овца, овцы Вампиры Rock on them. Yeah, I Любовь the horror movie "Sheep Vampires." It's filled with овца, овцы that get tortured and wake up at midnight only to turn into овца, овцы Вампиры that suck the blood out of their shepherds. It's rated R, but my parents never notice. I bet they don't even know there's a rating system. Lucky for me.
So, this morning, I woke up, when my glass of Кока-кола left from an год назад shimmered. A misty face appeared.
"Jonas...come here to me...or Ты shall suffer the consequences...like your precious ancestors," the woman screamed.
Was it my imagination...or did I get sucked into my glass of Coke?
This is a crazy song I wrote called Rotten Tomatoes, and I hired the Black-Eyed Peas to sing it. WARNING: This song was meant for entertainment, and should in no way be connected to real people, places, или things. It is not the author's responsibility for the medical bills if Ты die from laughter, или possibly, thinking I'm weirdness.
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My Друзья all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
Шоколад coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I Любовь Harry Potter
или was it яблоко Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My Друзья all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
Шоколад coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I Любовь Harry Potter
или was it яблоко Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!