Breaking News
A PANDEMIC HAS BROKEN OUT
Twilight Fever!
The original virus was appears to have originated from a Популярное series of Книги called “The Twilight Series”. Carriers of the virus have been passing on their Любовь of the Книги but on hearing of the forthcoming movie adaptation the strain has reached epic global proportions.
Sufferers can quickly be identified by
· A glazed look in their eyes
· An inability to control their сердце beat
· A twilight book close at hand
· Quietly mumbling Цитаты to...
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