Breaking dawn part 2

After a pretty well received Список of things Bella would never say, i decided to let Ты guys read another Список : things Edward would never say!
Again, credit goes to Bellaandedward.com for creating the list.
It is quite a long Список so if Ты want to see the rest of it go here: link
Edward Would Never Say :

1.Gosh, Bella, stop blushing so much. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
2.Bella, drive slower. (Sent in by: Emily)
3.I wish I'd just married Rosalie. (Sent in by: Gin)
4.Jacob Black, Ты can have Bella because Ты are my best friend. (Sent in by: Emily)
5.Bella, Ты have just been PUNK'D!!!! (Sent in by: Ali)...