*Sasuke Uchiha*

The Uchiha clan (うちは一族, Uchiha Ichizoku; Literally meaning "Uchiha family") was once considered to be one of the most powerful clans in Konohagakure, now almost extinct from the events of the Uchiha Clan Massacre, with only two known living members remaining.

The Uchiha were infamous for their especially strong and natural aptitude for anything combat-related, and their proficiency in огонь jutsu, having created several and using them еще skillfully than any other. Their signature jutsu was the огонь Release: Great Fireball Technique. Clan members are not recognized as adults by the...

Yea,i didn't exactly write this but i just didn't want this as a link so yea....start readin'++WHAT'S HAPPENING SO FAR: Yeah. I skipped the cooking parts! DX I don't care!
We're at the part where it gets funny. 8D++
Itachi: Well! Eat up! ^/_^
Obito, Sasuke, And Me: .......................
Itachi: What?
Obito: .....It looks like it's moving. o_o
Sasuke: ....*Poking the Еда with a fork*
Me: I think I'll skip ужин tonight. ._.
Itachi: OH NO! Ты GUYS AREN'T LEAVING UNTIL THE Еда IS GONE!! -/_-
Me: D: WHAT!?
Sasuke: I REFUSE!! ><
Obito: I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT NASTY STUFF. O_e
Me: OBJECTION!!
Itachi:...